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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
deep carnelian hospital
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
180 honey-headed mental disorder degenerate
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
lascivious base place of business
  03/14/20
He's obliged to
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  03/14/20
cr. bro code.
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Apartments are prole.
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  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
deep carnelian hospital
  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
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upset
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  03/14/20
Twist: he can't get off without an audience
Excitant Boltzmann Pozpig
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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  03/14/20
This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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  03/14/20
Did you cum
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Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close...
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I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on
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Damn
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im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up
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If she can't take you at your worst
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As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the...
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: deep carnelian hospital

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: 180 honey-headed mental disorder degenerate

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: lascivious base place of business

Go over and help him finish.

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: doobsian locale elastic band

He's obliged to

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: massive gay wizard telephone

cr. bro code.

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Brass stimulating double fault

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: deep carnelian hospital

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse Doctorate

*MFH posters furious*

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: lascivious base place of business

upset

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Excitant Boltzmann Pozpig

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: boyish french chef

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: deep carnelian hospital

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Multi-colored principal's office weed whacker

Did you cum

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Supple wild church legal warrant

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Brilliant bull headed ratface



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: Thriller police squad

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: Provocative State



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Offensive Sadistic Travel Guidebook Blood Rage

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: mentally impaired son of senegal

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: deep carnelian hospital

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Lilac Gas Station Dingle Berry



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: pontificating snowy temple stain

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: iridescent selfie

(faggot)

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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Wonderful pit

(Faggot)

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: deep carnelian hospital

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring really tough guy property

Damn

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: deep carnelian hospital

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: pontificating snowy temple stain

If she can't take you at your worst

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: cyan embarrassed to the bone messiness native

rut roh

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: henna abusive laser beams foreskin

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: iridescent selfie

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: deep carnelian hospital

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Garnet Persian Newt



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: big unholy crackhouse



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: vigorous red ceo cuckoldry

Jfc

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: erotic spot

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: deep carnelian hospital

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: erotic spot

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: deep carnelian hospital

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy box office

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Obsidian laughsome stage associate



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: erotic spot



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Topaz Soul-stirring School Regret

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Offensive Sadistic Travel Guidebook Blood Rage

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: massive gay wizard telephone



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy box office

After a first date

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Floppy learning disabled hominid theatre



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: deep carnelian hospital

Painful yet true

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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Offensive Sadistic Travel Guidebook Blood Rage

Count to twenty

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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Electric Hideous Factory Reset Button



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Salmon impressive station feces



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: boyish french chef



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: big unholy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: clear razzle business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Thriller police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Nudist Charismatic Milk

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Lemon rough-skinned stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: bistre bossy friendly grandma brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: comical codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Offensive Sadistic Travel Guidebook Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: cerise heady dilemma juggernaut

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: flatulent opaque heaven jewess

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Obsidian laughsome stage associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Misunderstood translucent party of the first part



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: boyish french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: pearl histrionic theater circlehead

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Thriller police squad

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: erotic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Offensive Sadistic Travel Guidebook Blood Rage

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: crystalline vivacious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: Obsidian laughsome stage associate

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Lemon rough-skinned stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: cobalt cerebral set roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: bistre bossy friendly grandma brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: Bronze marketing idea

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hairraiser stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: High-end marvelous area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Lake exciting site patrolman

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: deep carnelian hospital

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: crystalline vivacious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Salmon impressive station feces

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: massive gay wizard telephone

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Salmon impressive station feces

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: pearly step-uncle's house giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: adventurous chest-beating shrine

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Amethyst gunner theater stage

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: deep carnelian hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: frisky university background story

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: Ultramarine abode digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Light Swashbuckling Piazza

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Territorial mad-dog skullcap range

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac headpube

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: big unholy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rigor

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: boyish french chef

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: deep carnelian hospital

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: copper space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: big unholy crackhouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: boyish french chef

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: cerise heady dilemma juggernaut

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Nudist Charismatic Milk

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: massive gay wizard telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Claret shaky indian lodge

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: Thriller police squad

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: pontificating snowy temple stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Lemon rough-skinned stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Galvanic Affirmative Action

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: big unholy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Cocky burgundy turdskin tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: erotic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: frisky university background story

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: massive gay wizard telephone



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Indigo public bath



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Obsidian laughsome stage associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Vibrant jet office useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Offensive Sadistic Travel Guidebook Blood Rage

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Claret shaky indian lodge

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Offensive Sadistic Travel Guidebook Blood Rage

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Nudist Charismatic Milk

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Floppy learning disabled hominid theatre

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: deep carnelian hospital

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Claret shaky indian lodge

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Floppy learning disabled hominid theatre

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: frisky university background story

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Territorial mad-dog skullcap range

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: big unholy crackhouse

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Excitant Boltzmann Pozpig

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: deep carnelian hospital

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Nudist Charismatic Milk

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: grizzly greedy black woman idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Pink roast beef reading party

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: deep carnelian hospital

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Nudist Charismatic Milk

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring really tough guy property

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: deep carnelian hospital

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: disturbing concupiscible senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Nudist Charismatic Milk

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Ultramarine abode digit ratio

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: canary stirring sneaky criminal school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: Offensive Sadistic Travel Guidebook Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: passionate halford dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: adventurous chest-beating shrine

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Dull curious generalized bond

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Offensive Sadistic Travel Guidebook Blood Rage

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Vibrant jet office useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2).#49346693)