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fwd: urgent: can you jump on this? call my cell. thanks

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Thirsty stead newt
  10/06/21
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Thirsty stead newt
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  11/11/25
*calls cell, gets redirected to voicemail*
aromatic avocado filthpig lettuce
  10/06/21
*texts back* Sorry missed your call. At dinner with a c...
Thirsty stead newt
  10/06/21
*Opens email* *No attachment* "Hi. Sorry, I can't s...
aromatic avocado filthpig lettuce
  10/06/21
*forwards 13 emails with dozens of attachments each, three o...
Thirsty stead newt
  10/06/21
*Some docs are password protected* *Sends to IT, but get no...
aromatic avocado filthpig lettuce
  10/06/21
i'm gay
Fragrant Impressive Son Of Senegal
  10/06/21
Thanks so much, that worked. Will get this to you asap. ...
aromatic avocado filthpig lettuce
  10/06/21
uh...kinda confused on how you know what MULTIPLE dicks smel...
Contagious house-broken giraffe
  10/06/21
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lake boiling water
  11/05/24
*hour passes by, 9 PM hits* *partner finally checks email...
Thirsty stead newt
  10/06/21
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Red Keepsake Machete Double Fault
  10/06/21
Jfc I’m triggered
big-titted french chef
  10/06/21
"Please don't forget to CC me on all emails, this clien...
Thirsty stead newt
  10/06/21
*gets erection* "Ha! Absolutely. Would be great to w...
aromatic avocado filthpig lettuce
  10/06/21
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Thirsty stead newt
  10/06/21
This was a nice therapy session.
Pink drunken garrison
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Contagious house-broken giraffe
  10/06/21
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cruel-hearted multi-colored degenerate
  10/06/21
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Thirsty stead newt
  10/07/21
"Hey. About that fee splitting. When are you available ...
aromatic avocado filthpig lettuce
  10/07/21
Sorry that I missed your texts and V/M. Where are we on...
Thirsty stead newt
  10/07/21
Sorry, just noticed your bit about your mother mom passing. ...
Thirsty stead newt
  10/07/21
Hello? It's 4:07 pm. Where are we on this??
Thirsty stead newt
  10/07/21
*enters that out of pocket in the sky after consuming 5 5-hr...
aromatic avocado filthpig lettuce
  10/07/21
Can we file Monday morning? I'd like to keep you on this mat...
Thirsty stead newt
  10/08/21
Hi. Checking in. Thx.
Thirsty stead newt
  10/09/21
Thanks for your help on this. I've transferred this matter ...
Thirsty stead newt
  10/09/21
*Wakes up from coma* *Immediately grabs phone and sees 300 ...
aromatic avocado filthpig lettuce
  10/09/21
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big-titted french chef
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smoky set
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Thirsty stead newt
  11/05/24
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Thirsty stead newt
  11/06/24
PTSD triggered
geriatric point mad cow disease
  10/06/21
you guys lead a tough life. gilded cage and all.
odious cream roommate
  10/07/21
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Thirsty stead newt
  10/07/21
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geriatric point mad cow disease
  10/07/21
hesitated clicking continued to read anyway fuck my a...
flushed azn friendly grandma
  10/09/21
Thanks for reading!
Thirsty stead newt
  10/09/21
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Thirsty stead newt
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cruel-hearted multi-colored degenerate
  10/09/21
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Thirsty stead newt
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Thirsty stead newt
  11/04/24
Not a lawyer - do you get fired if you just ignore one of th...
Flatulent naked halford striped hyena
  12/21/24
Lol
Thirsty stead newt
  12/21/24


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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:10 PM
Author: Thirsty stead newt



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM
Author: Thirsty stead newt



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Date: November 11th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e ("One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece)")



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:12 PM
Author: aromatic avocado filthpig lettuce

*calls cell, gets redirected to voicemail*

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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:14 PM
Author: Thirsty stead newt

*texts back*

Sorry missed your call. At dinner with a client. Will call to discuss at 10 PM. Please read the materials that I forwarded you this evening and begin the drafting the TRO. Let's file tomorrow. Thanks for jumping on this.

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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:17 PM
Author: aromatic avocado filthpig lettuce

*Opens email*

*No attachment*

"Hi. Sorry, I can't seem to find the attachment. Did you send it? Let me know if you did; I can call IT. Also, hope the dinner is going well. I was going to go to have dinner with my wife, but I'll stay here. Thankfully her friend will go with her. Really nice place. I'll have to tell you about it.

Also, I called but was redirected to your voicemail. I'll text you next.

Thank,"

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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:19 PM
Author: Thirsty stead newt

*forwards 13 emails with dozens of attachments each, three of which are entirely unrelated to the matter at hand, all with zero commentary*

*sends separate email*

This should get you started. Tuning out now until 10 PM (very needy client!). THanks.



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:25 PM
Author: aromatic avocado filthpig lettuce

*Some docs are password protected*

*Sends to IT, but get no response*

*calls partner but no answer*

"Hey. Can you send the password for the docs?"

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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:26 PM
Author: Fragrant Impressive Son Of Senegal

i'm gay

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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: aromatic avocado filthpig lettuce

Thanks so much, that worked. Will get this to you asap.

*wife comes home smelling of dicks and cigs*

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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Contagious house-broken giraffe

uh...kinda confused on how you know what MULTIPLE dicks smell like

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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: lake boiling water



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Thirsty stead newt

*hour passes by, 9 PM hits*

*partner finally checks email after main course / before dessert*

Feel free to ask the client directly, no need to wait for me, thanks. Can we push our 10:00 PM to 8:00 AM tomorrow? Pitching this potential client hard, should get some business out of this. If you could have a working draft of the TRO ready by 8:00 AM tmrw that would be great, I can review before our call. Thx again.

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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Red Keepsake Machete Double Fault



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:25 PM
Author: big-titted french chef

Jfc I’m triggered

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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:30 PM
Author: Thirsty stead newt

"Please don't forget to CC me on all emails, this client trusts you (bragged hard about you) but does want to know the relationship partner is involved. Thx.

If you knock this out of the park, let's talk about fee splitting down-the-road.



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Date: October 6th, 2021 9:19 PM
Author: aromatic avocado filthpig lettuce

*gets erection*

"Ha! Absolutely. Would be great to wet my beak a little bit. I'll def have the draft ready. Will start asap."

*Proceeds to ignore calls from terminally ill mother*

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Date: October 6th, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: Thirsty stead newt



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:09 PM
Author: Pink drunken garrison

This was a nice therapy session.

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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:12 PM
Author: Contagious house-broken giraffe



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: cruel-hearted multi-colored degenerate



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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:25 AM
Author: Thirsty stead newt



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Date: October 7th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: aromatic avocado filthpig lettuce

"Hey. About that fee splitting. When are you available to talk about it? I left a voicemail and sent a text. I think Linda (your secretary) is supposed to remind you.

Anyways. I am flying out to my mom's funeral. I'll be out of pocket from 12-3pm (EST) but will otherwise be generally available. Should be back in the office by Tuesday."

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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:33 PM
Author: Thirsty stead newt

Sorry that I missed your texts and V/M.

Where are we on the revised TRO? As discussed this morning, the initial draft looked like a rush job. We really need to file this today - have we lined up late night secretarial coverage? I'm heading out of town at 5 PM for my son's college basketball game tomorrow, so please send the updated draft ASAP.

Thanks again for helping on this. Johnny on the spot!

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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:35 PM
Author: Thirsty stead newt

Sorry, just noticed your bit about your mother mom passing. I'm very sorry to hear about that. I wonder why you took this assignment on under these circumstances? Do we need to transfer this matter? Can I get the draft by 4 PM?

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Date: October 7th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: Thirsty stead newt

Hello? It's 4:07 pm. Where are we on this??

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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:08 PM
Author: aromatic avocado filthpig lettuce

*enters that out of pocket in the sky after consuming 5 5-hr energies and snorting adderall.*

Meanwhile back in NY, his wife is getting plowed by the doorman DeMarcus still wearing his timerlands, as her phone vibrations are muffled by her screams.

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Date: October 8th, 2021 7:12 PM
Author: Thirsty stead newt

Can we file Monday morning? I'd like to keep you on this matter but if you're overcommitted, please let me know. THanks.

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Date: October 9th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: Thirsty stead newt

Hi. Checking in. Thx.

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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:47 PM
Author: Thirsty stead newt

Thanks for your help on this. I've transferred this matter to Associate Y. Take care.

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Date: October 9th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: aromatic avocado filthpig lettuce

*Wakes up from coma*

*Immediately grabs phone and sees 300 follow-up emails*

*Calls recruiter*

"Hi. We spoke a few weeks ago. You mentioned there were some inhouse opportunities available for someone like me. Are there any?"

Recruiter: Ohh yes. The market is hot right now. Let me see [proceeds to list practice areas that you're not in].

"Well...the thing is, I don't do any of that. I actually handle bet-the-farm litigation for F500 companies. I have some court experience too. I've handled a handful of depos too."

Recruiter: Ohhh..I see. Well. I don't see anything right now, but I have a great lateral opportunity with White & Case.

*Goes back into a coma*

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Date: October 9th, 2021 7:50 PM
Author: big-titted french chef



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:58 AM
Author: smoky set



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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:00 AM
Author: Thirsty stead newt



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Date: November 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Thirsty stead newt



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:14 PM
Author: geriatric point mad cow disease

PTSD triggered

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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:35 AM
Author: odious cream roommate

you guys lead a tough life. gilded cage and all.

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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: Thirsty stead newt



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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: geriatric point mad cow disease



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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: flushed azn friendly grandma

hesitated clicking

continued to read anyway

fuck my ass

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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: Thirsty stead newt

Thanks for reading!

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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Thirsty stead newt



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Date: October 9th, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: cruel-hearted multi-colored degenerate



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Date: October 9th, 2021 11:35 PM
Author: amethyst hairraiser background story location



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: Thirsty stead newt



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:15 PM
Author: Thirsty stead newt



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Date: November 4th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: Thirsty stead newt



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM
Author: Flatulent naked halford striped hyena

Not a lawyer - do you get fired if you just ignore one of these?

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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Thirsty stead newt

Lol

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