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jfc
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your sister finally interjects into a conversation between y...
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180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.
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You read XO with your wife?
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(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)
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you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbea...
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twist: I’m the uncle
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  11/23/21
your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate de...
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actually he's 35
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*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch gl...
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no ragrets
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your father finally putting his foot down and telling your s...
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Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obvi...
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"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their live...
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tyft
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i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's bee...
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i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!
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cracking sweet tailpipe
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lol
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180 billion
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you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how...
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What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching e...
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your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several ye...
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mods
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  11/23/21
does his son work for the parks department?
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lmao exactly what i was envisioning
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you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a la...
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in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together...
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a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unkno...
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your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something ab...
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this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey w...
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during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in ...
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a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal whe...
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:24 PM
Author: mildly autistic cruel-hearted university idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498091)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:56 PM
Author: Motley haunting boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43519852)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Fighting Frisky Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43494872)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your cousin's date, who is meeting for the family the first time, making every conservation about cryptocurrency and blithely making remarks like "honestly, anyone still holding fiat is stupid and deserves what's coming"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43494894)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: supple faggot firefighter area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43494900)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: High-end vivacious stage black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43497029)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43497064)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: startling hall mad-dog skullcap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498066)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Pontificating queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43502397)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: hot mustard crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43505349)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: submissive dashing immigrant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43494888)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:03 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin trial for 15 minutes straight, and have displayed a worryingly deep knowledge of the facts of the case and why chauvin should have walked. everyone is staring at you awkwardly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43494906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: Boyish mauve station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495851)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43497069)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:31 PM
Author: Confused Godawful Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43504904)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:43 PM
Author: galvanic preventive strike sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43523599)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: exhilarant dull property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43494902)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as an uncle you hardly know pitches you a "can't lose" investment after he catches wind of your crypto gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43494915)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:06 PM
Author: exhilarant dull property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43494924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43497070)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:04 PM
Author: Federal clown pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43494913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insists of having a land acknowledgement before prayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43494929)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: Spectacular abusive senate ratface

I wish we could dig up the Indians who owned the land before me so that I could genocide their bones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495489)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43497071)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:22 AM
Author: Angry Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43505308)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: Stubborn Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43494917)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:09 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich relative calls the child of a poor relative a "dirty console peasant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43494947)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: Crystalline hunting ground native

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495287)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed ungodly corn cake mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43494974)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your sister finally interjects into a conversation between you and your brother, who have been making subtle jokes about your sister's date within her earshot, who has fallen asleep on the barcalounger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43494993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:04 PM
Author: Crystalline hunting ground native

180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495292)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:16 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fiancé who continually asks "have you heard the good news?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: Indecent Twisted Home Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43494981)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:19 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant after her mother says "see, a little butter isn't so bad" when she notices her daughter has finished a plate of "vegan string beans" made especially for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495000)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: Indecent Twisted Home Striped Hyena

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495269)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Laughsome flushed puppy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495487)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:02 PM
Author: Crystalline hunting ground native

this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mother would do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43496125)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle really tough guy

You read XO with your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43505340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:09 PM
Author: Ebony genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43496193)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: insanely creepy box office windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498210)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:14 PM
Author: Sepia public bath deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498772)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: cracking sweet tailpipe

(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a google doc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43494994)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:22 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the future of "the team" after someone remarks that it's "just not the lions year" as the game concludes 27-6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495023)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: adventurous death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43494995)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:24 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her college aged daughter about how he's the "product of his time" as your grandfather, the head patriarch of the family, openly criticizes "the niggers and the kikes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495032)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:25 PM
Author: adventurous death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard

highly preftigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43497077)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal pozpig corner

This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, tense conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498282)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:44 PM
Author: Pontificating queen of the night

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43502482)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: Very tactful state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#47092932)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Silver idiotic haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495044)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while choking back tears as your oblivious grandmothers asks "are you two trying to have children?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495051)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43497081)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: kink-friendly address messiness

ty for the conversation starters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495045)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:30 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS", your polyamorous, overweight 27 year old cousin responds when asked if she's dating anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43497082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: shivering bat-shit-crazy temple boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495257)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation between your middle-aged cousin and his "friend" gary about their recent trip to the bahamas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495284)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Pontificating queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43502488)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:02 PM
Author: lilac razzle orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495275)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:09 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your brother finally says "can you speak normally for once?" to your nephew, an awkward 15 year old who has been speaking in gen z memes and internet slang the entire evening, resulting in a tense exchange between him and his sister (the child's mother).

you have been quietly appreciating his memes from across the table, but as 37 year old balding lawyer you have been too scared to reveal you know all of his references.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495326)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: Crystalline hunting ground native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495422)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: kink-friendly address messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495782)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43497084)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed ungodly corn cake mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43497089)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: adventurous death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498174)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Sepia public bath deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498776)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Aromatic Abode Hominid

(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498786)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:05 PM
Author: Crystalline hunting ground native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495300)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:11 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbean family all evening, however suddenly your college aged shitlib cousin blurts out "ted, you're really sounding like one of those alt-right nazis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495337)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:23 PM
Author: Crystalline hunting ground native

oh this may very much happen.

tbf, they know the deal already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495426)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43497085)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: concupiscible dragon chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495411)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:26 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend you can't hear your aunt absolutely berating your uncle from the garage after he went for his 9th beer of the evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495452)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: indigo hairy legs chapel

twist: I’m the uncle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495939)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: stirring ladyboy indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: Copper bawdyhouse ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495415)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate degree, launching into a passionate, red-faced rant after your boomer uncle opines for the 5th time this evening that "this generation just doesn't want to work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495467)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: Curious mental disorder principal's office

actually he's 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Ebony genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43496204)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:35 AM
Author: Copper bawdyhouse ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#47093052)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:28 PM
Author: Laughsome flushed puppy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495464)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tiktoks most of the evening, getting into a petulant argument when her mother insists she puts her phone away during dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495484)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: Laughsome flushed puppy resort

*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch glimpse of her screen name*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495502)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice the link is purple. suddenly, you have a very shocking realization...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495634)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: Laughsome flushed puppy resort

no ragrets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting sense of shame passes over you as your toss a soiled tissue into the trashcan*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495826)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:32 PM
Author: Pontificating queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43502404)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: Boyish mauve station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495863)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: Spectacular abusive senate ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495466)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your father finally putting his foot down and telling your sister to "cut the crap", who has been trying to pitch her mlm wares the entire evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495497)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Spectacular abusive senate ratface

Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obviously did not grasp the intended use of what I was buying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495522)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their lives. muscadine wine was just telling me how his hudson valley pine aromatherapy incense set has done wonders on relaxing him"

"incense?" you wonder internally, as the smell emanating from your pants, not unlike a cheap pine car air-freshener, noticeably overpowers the smell of thanksgiving dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495581)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: Spectacular abusive senate ratface

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495687)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:17 PM
Author: Boyish mauve station

You’re making my day with this stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43495869)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: Crystalline hunting ground native

i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's been laughing her ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43496110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43496376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43497093)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: insanely creepy box office windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498216)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal pozpig corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498317)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:13 PM
Author: cracking sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498767)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:17 PM
Author: Sepia public bath deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498792)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: Pontificating queen of the night

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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:35 PM
Author: Confused Godawful Stage



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: hilarious national security agency gaming laptop



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how crazy the weather has been, pretending to not see your grandfather being whisked away by his wife after he audibly shit his pants

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:53 PM
Author: Stubborn Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle really tough guy

What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching everything?

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Magenta irradiated indian lodge shitlib



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "just like the real thing" as your other brother's wife slices another piece of previously untouched tofurky onto his plate

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: Unhinged Cheese-eating Field Weed Whacker



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:51 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several years now, grabs your arm and pulls you back into a conversation you were trying to escape regarding upcoming drone models you could not care less about.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: Unhinged Cheese-eating Field Weed Whacker

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: Stubborn Twinkling Uncleanness

does his son work for the parks department?

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: supple faggot firefighter area



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: Boyish mauve station



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a lawyer, try to remain calm as you explain to your college aged niece why you think you think judge schroeder was unbiased

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:19 PM
Author: Boyish mauve station

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your drink, she doesn't notice your exaggerated eye roll as she mentions "state lines" for the 20th time.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:12 PM
Author: Ebony genital piercing



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: cocky depressive



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:27 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do that" your uncle says defiantly, as your sister pleads for the family to use her child's preferred pronouns, who is running late to dinner.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: Sooty voyeur



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of your teenage cousins literally comes to blows in the family room. later you hear that the argument was regarding a feud between two obscure twitch streamers.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: smoky talented sneaky criminal main people



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together since your father's passing, your other siblings exchange sarcastic and subtle references to their dissatisfaction over how the estate was divided.

"it's great that we still get to have dinner in the family home", says your brother, right after he made a comment implying you received the house for less than market value.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:32 PM
Author: indigo hairy legs chapel



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfriend, who are cohabitating, progressively more intrusive and judgmental questions.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: deranged outnumbered menage



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:41 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

you sister silently walks away from the table after she overhears a your dad tell his brother "yeah, and that jogging nigger got what was coming to him, too"

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: deranged outnumbered menage



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Boyish mauve station



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: heady factory reset button



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:15 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

a really bizarre argument between your mother and your sister-in-law regarding whether sage should be in stuffing. your mother appears visibly upset for the reminder of the evening.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:03 PM
Author: bespoke stimulating business firm



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:19 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and her sister regarding the fact your sister-in-law was the only family member who didn't purchase one your daughter's joe corbi pizzas.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Ebony genital piercing



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who has been ranting about her "asshole husband" who recently had an affair someone half his age, away from the table and having a terse conversation with her

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:20 PM
Author: transparent dilemma mexican

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:23 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unknown female member of your wife's family from the kitchen regarding the allocation of leftovers. months later, you will learn that this led to an irreconcilable rift and they are no longer on speaking terms.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:08 PM
Author: Spectacular abusive senate ratface

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hashtag girlboss thanksgiving!" after prayer, arguing that lettering her record the prayer for marketing material for her mlm business is as far as they'll go.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with several older women that the pinkness is natural and it's not undercooked. later, a significant amount of turkey is microwaved for fifteen minutes.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: bespoke stimulating business firm



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: insanely creepy box office windowlicker



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:08 PM
Author: Titillating charcoal pozpig corner



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Boyish mauve station



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:22 PM
Author: Sepia public bath deer antler



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: supple faggot firefighter area

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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:42 PM
Author: know-it-all lake lay



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:00 AM
Author: duck-like set

lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this:

Numerous callers to the USDA Meat and Poultry Hotline report being alarmed when seeing "pink." To them, it means "unsafe" or "under-done." ... Turkey can remain pink even after cooking to a safe minimum internal temperature of 165 °F. The meat of smoked turkey is always pink.

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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:14 PM
Author: exciting orchid space round eye



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: overrated generalized bond



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally lets slip he is not vaxx'd after telling everyone he is. a car full of several family members quickly leaves to go to the drug store and buy a large box of covid rapid tests.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: overrated generalized bond



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Wine House

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a homosexual, announces he's always thought gilbert & sullivan and most other musicals are "faggy".

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:45 PM
Author: Wine House



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: supple faggot firefighter area

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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:05 AM
Author: Boyish mauve station



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk and starting getting handsy at the table, which everyone tries to ignore. you swear he whispers something about "tiny little naughty farties" to her.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:46 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:56 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyone by announcing that it's "completely pescetarian!" when they arrive. however, as dinner is being served the doorbell rings, and a large boston market turkey is delivered, ordered by you brash uncle. the uncle and your sister-in-law have a terse and sarcastic exchange, which everyone tries to ignore. ultimately there is a lot of leftover fish but the turkey is gone.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: bespoke stimulating business firm



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: High-end vivacious stage black woman

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:33 PM
Author: sinister filthy whorehouse jap



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a separate room. "i told you not to invite him" you hear, as a lifted f-350 with loud exhaust sporting a gadsden flag and trump 2024 flag pulls into the driveway.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:24 PM
Author: Crystalline hunting ground native



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:28 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: stirring ladyboy indirect expression



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
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Author: sinister filthy whorehouse jap

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Fighting Frisky Gas Station

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: bespoke stimulating business firm

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: stirring ladyboy indirect expression



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:27 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in the kitchen on his marble counter, and suddenly springs from his chair shouting "that's a $1,999.99 nippon steel blade you animal!" the host's brother, the child's parent, takes his brother aside and you hear a tense conversation, at one point your hear him say "your stupid little knife hobby is getting out of control".

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: stirring ladyboy indirect expression



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:51 PM
Author: insanely creepy box office windowlicker



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:09 AM
Author: indigo hairy legs chapel



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: adventurous death wish



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: High-end vivacious stage black woman

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:03 PM
Author: Crystalline hunting ground native

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: Chestnut kitchen



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

the tense conversation between your grandmother and your brother's date: a black woman. it mostly goes ok, although everyone squirms when you grandmother, attempting to be gregarious, announces "this one's one of the good ones!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498211)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: Chestnut kitchen



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:05 PM
Author: marvelous canary juggernaut locus

Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a replay of the infamous “butt fumble.” You drunkenly claim that Sanchez would have 5 Super Bowls by now if he were in the Patriots system while Brady would be the one doing butt stuff.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:39 PM
Author: Trip Nubile Hospital Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, discussing the merits of the various bronco models and why it "it ultimately just made sense" to get the founder's edition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498224)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: insanely creepy box office windowlicker



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Trip Nubile Hospital Fortuitous Meteor

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:06 PM
Author: Boyish mauve station



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: Crystalline hunting ground native



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac parlour liquid oxygen



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Sepia public bath deer antler



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: sadistic dead community account locale



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:49 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drinking since noon, having a conversation about the final season of game of thrones, which starts gregariously but eventually devolves into bitter, heated exchange.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498248)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: sadistic dead community account locale



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Boyish mauve station



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:52 PM
Author: insanely creepy box office windowlicker



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the merits of physical silver, different types of dried food options, and the certainty of an economic apocalypse in the very near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498276)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy box office windowlicker



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: coral bisexual crotch base



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:07 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, lecturing your cousin, a 22 year old college senior who is recently engaged, on how kids and family can wait, but delaying a graduate education and career can have disastrous consequences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Boyish mauve station



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: charismatic son of senegal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:48 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked more than part time, having an argument with your uncle, a former pipefitter who retired early on social security disability due to a questionable injury, having a heated debate about the economy and generational attitudes. the thrust of both of their arguments is that the other generation is entitled and lazy, which is the source of most of the economic problems in the world today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498629)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: charismatic son of senegal

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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: Pontificating queen of the night



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: Crystalline hunting ground native

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498733)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: Snowy useless macaca



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Boyish mauve station



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: bateful heaven



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal when your bleeding heart cousin suggests we simply deport the niggers and kikes rather than exterminate them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498703)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: bateful heaven

To be fair,

*hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at the wall*

"WHITE FUCKING POWER!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498727)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: Crystalline hunting ground native



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: Snowy useless macaca



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:26 PM
Author: Sepia public bath deer antler



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:55 AM
Author: Boyish mauve station



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Date: November 24th, 2021 10:18 AM
Author: insanely creepy box office windowlicker



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: Snowy useless macaca

Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my sister-in-law and she's making it hard for me to resist" threading?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498728)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, enough is enough" when she hears her ask your 14 year old daughter how frequently she masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498762)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: Snowy useless macaca

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: Boyish mauve station



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: supple faggot firefighter area



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:12 AM
Author: indigo hairy legs chapel

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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: know-it-all lake lay



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:06 PM
Author: comical plaza



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your uncle and step-cousin's three-hour long argument over whether January 6th people are insurrectionists or patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: comical plaza

lmao this conversation will take place, and run its course in >5 minutes, after which the guys go quiet for 2 hours until cousin brings out a dusty bottle of brandy, says “fuck politics let’s talk about that Clemson game”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498866)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Flickering Nighttime Spot Selfie



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your double-masked cousin polling each guest what they have individually done to combat white supremacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43498913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:42 PM
Author: Flickering Nighttime Spot Selfie

FUCK YES

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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:10 AM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:18 AM
Author: amber judgmental rigpig



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:21 AM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

the awkward conversation between you and your niece's boyfriend as you try to make him feel comfortable, despite the fact everyone knows that 45 min earlier your brother berated him after catching him wrist deep in your niece in the basement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43499353)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:27 AM
Author: amber judgmental rigpig

this actually could happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43499376)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Boyish mauve station



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:23 AM
Author: Plum theater



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your nephew, clearly stoned, incoherently ranting about the nature of the universe to your grandmother, who is nodding along and seemingly interested in what he's saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43499381)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 1:12 AM
Author: Crystalline hunting ground native

grandma going to bed, pulling the comforter tightly by her chin..."that geoff is the only motherfucker with any sense in this house. oh well."

she was fully aware that geoff was stoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43499525)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:54 AM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

*pops 50mg edible before putting on her "stories", i.e. wheel of fortune and jeopardy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43500116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: 180 Wild Step-uncle's House Wagecucks



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:01 AM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

the moment when you stoic uncle finally snaps and curses at your cunt aunt, who has been carping on him all evening. the comment that did it was "oh, don't worry about passing the stuffing henry, i'll just reach across everyone and grab it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43500127)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: Crystalline hunting ground native



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:22 PM
Author: 180 Wild Step-uncle's House Wagecucks



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:52 AM
Author: burgundy range

Oh shit am I too late? 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43500246)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your aunt and mother arguing over how much longer they have to wait for your ne'er-do-well cousin before you start eating. after delaying dinner for 45min, johnny shows up during prayer wearing a wrinkled nirvana t-shirt and reeking of cigarettes and weed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43500270)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard

Have experienced nearly this exact situation, the piece of shit complained that we started without him

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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: Wine House



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:31 PM
Author: Pontificating queen of the night



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: hideous rough-skinned stock car gunner



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:42 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your uncle asks his sister-in-law, the host, "where's rufus this year?", unaware that rufus was struck by a car last month and she's still not over her beloved chow-chow being mowed down. after bravely trying to choke down tears, she excuses herself to the kitchen ostensibly to carve some more turkey. the table engages in desperate small talk as they ignore her quiet sobbing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43502470)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:43 PM
Author: hideous rough-skinned stock car gunner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43502474)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:29 PM
Author: Pontificating queen of the night

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43502389)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

the lecture your grandmother is giving your shitlib female cousin, who has gauges and visible tattoos, over what it means to be a proper woman. the guests shift uncomfortably when grandma begins recounting stories of her youth, which include several anecdotes of casual sexual harassment, which she seems to recount with glee and nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43502489)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: Pontificating queen of the night

180. this has actually happened in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43502563)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

"when i was a typist for the bell corporation, my manager mr. cunningsworth was one of those jolly sorts. if he caught you gossiping with the other girls he would give your bottom such a pinch! i'd wear two sets of undergarments even in the summer. he was such a joyful soul. one christmas party he emerged from his office in a telephone booth box with a hole cut out and his little pecker hanging out, painted bright yellow! holding a sign that read 'ring the bell for your holiday bonus!' us gals all knew his playfully devilish ways and had such a laugh. dorthey, one of the new girls, took the rascal's bait and give it a tug! we laughed and laughed. he said 'you're going to demonstrate more moxie than that, young lady! follow me to my office.' dorthey emerged half an hour later, and we had quite the gas explaining the prank and how there was no bonuses for first year girls.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43502608)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:10 PM
Author: bespoke stimulating business firm



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:21 PM
Author: High-end vivacious stage black woman



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:27 AM
Author: Olive ceo becky

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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:09 AM
Author: Boyish mauve station



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:04 PM
Author: Pontificating queen of the night

Thread of the The Year!

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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:07 AM
Author: Boyish mauve station



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Anal carnelian cumskin



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:48 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

the grand negotiation of female guests over the allocation of cleaning duties, which is treated with the seriousness of a un meeting, as the male guests watch the cowboys game in a hazy whiskey and tryptophan induced stupor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43502510)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:09 PM
Author: Anal carnelian cumskin



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:51 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

the conversation your nocoiner couisin is having to no one in particular as he bitterly mutters "hope he enjoys it while it lasts, the bottom is coming soon" as he crypto advocate brother, who spent all of last thanksgiving talking about something called SOL, arrives in a 2021 Aventador.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43502575)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:46 PM
Author: know-it-all lake lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43503623)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Unhinged Cheese-eating Field Weed Whacker



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

an outwardly pleasant discussion between three adult men over which two will get a turkey leg. keen observers realize this will establish the pecking order and alpha status.

over dinner tony, a union laborer, shouts at mel, of counsel at a mid ranked vault firm: "see bro, i told you the wing is just as good"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43502982)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: Unhinged Cheese-eating Field Weed Whacker

*shitlaw king gets the biggest leg, union laborer mewls in the corner and submissively urinates*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43503028)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

mikey larker, a local personal injury lawyer, and his wife, who are "close friends" of your 24 year old niece, make a brief appearance to say hi after dinner. larker doesn't have a single bite, but manages to get a business card into the hands of every guest at the table and leave a wonderful impression on everyone. your niece heads out early with the larkers, explaining that "i wanna take a quick dip in their hot tub, it's such a treat on the first brisk night of the year."

afterwards, you wonder why your niece didn't run upstairs to grab her bathing suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43503070)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: Unhinged Cheese-eating Field Weed Whacker

*shitlaw king chuckles to self. "heh, she likes to fuck" he mutters to no one in particular*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43503103)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: Pontificating queen of the night

*his bug-eyed azn wife nods in agreement*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43529495)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43503276)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:01 PM
Author: citrine misunderstood office skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43503437)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:53 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

after losing the debate over whether dishes should be served family style or buffet style, everyone ignoring your bitter aunt's snide comments about "oh, this is MUCH more efficient" every time she has to pass a dish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43503654)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43504055)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 5:35 AM
Author: hideous rough-skinned stock car gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43505594)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: know-it-all lake lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43503610)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

the whispered, confused debate about what you meant when you said you are thankful for "the flying j off exit 32"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43503662)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43504054)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:07 PM
Author: Pontificating queen of the night

and BIG Earl! can't forget about him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43529503)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: hot mustard crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43505356)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:34 AM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your niece, a 27 year old seventh grade teacher and proponent of critical race theory, and your uncle, a man who posts boomer memes warning about socialism and critical race theory all day on facebook, who have been strategically seated at opposite ends of the table, having a literal shouting match back and forth over the definition of "white supremacy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43505664)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 1:36 AM
Author: hot mustard crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43537336)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle really tough guy

180++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43505391)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:39 AM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

your apolitical nephew desperately trying to engage you conversation to save himself from an uncle who has been harping non-stop on how the media is suppressing hunter biden stories

(this will be my last rating, wouldn't be right to do them after thanksgiving, and i am a foodie faggot who got up at 1am to smoke a turkey and am turning off xo to spend the day with fam. i love you all FRIENDS and hope you have a wonderful thanksgiving)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43505670)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:48 AM
Author: overrated generalized bond



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: Crystalline hunting ground native

it was a herculean lift and should be applauded.

now this...THIS is content, people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43510608)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:18 AM
Author: duck-like set

Amazing!!! Thread of the year for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43510688)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: insanely creepy box office windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43514325)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:02 AM
Author: Wonderful shaky incel azn

First classic thread in years, worthy of Krampus and that Asian midget lawyer dude with the anime ratings like GIRL UND PANZER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43510611)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard

please respond to this thread indicating which of these conversations took place at your Thanksgiving, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43519822)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: Wine House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43520169)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43523601)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

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GORGEOUS happy get together with 180 family and no divisiveness! fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43523618)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:19 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard

180 fuck libs!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: Motley haunting boiling water



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

you lying to your aunt that you didn't bring your commercial meat slicer because "it, uh, doesn't work well on roast turkey."

(there are a handful of notable poasters i've thought of responses for, and i reserve the right to reply if they poast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43523583)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:46 AM
Author: Pontificating queen of the night

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43531539)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: Odious organic girlfriend tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43523602)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat

a lib guest spontaneously combusting in anger as a blonde haired, blue eyed extremely happy and GORGEOUS family with two goldens and a golden puppy join hands and give an extremely devout, heartful, and humble prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43523615)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:14 PM
Author: Odious organic girlfriend tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43523742)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:00 PM
Author: Pontificating queen of the night

180

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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: Odious organic girlfriend tanning salon

Golden Lives Matter!

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Date: November 29th, 2021 9:43 PM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling nursing home gay wizard



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:20 PM
Author: Odious organic girlfriend tanning salon

And while we're on the subject, I also now think of you whenever I see golden retrievers, lmao (ever since we discussed golden retrievers at TTTs).

We are kindred spirits, I agree - always finding the beautiful Easter eggs, the windows into Heaven, the love in the ruins hiding in plain sight, oases amid the lib graffiti.

As Dostoevsky said in Brothers Karamazov:

"There was so much of God's glory around me, and I lived in shame: I didn't notice the beauty and the glory of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43523760)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: adventurous death wish

such a great thread

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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: Pontificating queen of the night

thread of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2).#43531544)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: adventurous death wish



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Date: December 16th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: twinkling regret partner



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: exciting orchid space round eye



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Date: November 24th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: Boyish mauve station



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: Copper bawdyhouse ape

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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:42 AM
Author: mentally impaired pearly toilet seat



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Date: November 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Clownhaired man in No chicks, only boys t-shirt tp (gunneratttt)



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