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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| pontificating motley piazza | 01/03/23 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: pontificating motley piazza One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: insecure brindle national security agency mother https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: pontificating motley piazza Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Trip field 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: pontificating motley piazza Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: territorial primrose temple dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: charismatic demanding pistol gaping alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: pearl set anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: insecure brindle national security agency mother everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: pearl set so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: insecure brindle national security agency mother (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: pearl set It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: insecure brindle national security agency mother more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: crimson exciting whorehouse community account 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: insecure brindle national security agency mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: 180 unholy base rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: territorial primrose temple dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: charismatic demanding pistol gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: orchid aromatic keepsake machete lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: nofapping range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Startling self-centered orchestra pit gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Racy mischievous native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: insecure brindle national security agency mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: insecure brindle national security agency mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: splenetic becky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: vivacious haunted graveyard menage SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: blathering parlor roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Maniacal corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Stirring casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Beady-eyed Twinkling Water Buffalo Station The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Frisky bespoke blood rage library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Startling self-centered orchestra pit gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Startling self-centered orchestra pit gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: Startling self-centered orchestra pit gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: Startling self-centered orchestra pit gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Startling self-centered orchestra pit gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Infuriating Knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Startling self-centered orchestra pit gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Racy mischievous native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Startling self-centered orchestra pit gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Costumed Slimy Gay Wizard Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: Startling self-centered orchestra pit gunner QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Pearly principal's office immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Cowardly Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: blathering parlor roast beef (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Indian Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Indian Lodge The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: charismatic demanding pistol gaping it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Cowardly Church Building when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: charismatic demanding pistol gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: blathering parlor roast beef (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#49213065) |