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It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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shocker!
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Massive Sex Offender

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: exciting magenta doctorate



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: green sickened tattoo state



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: unhinged theater stage



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Gay Hairraiser Cuckoldry



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Tan Lodge



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling internet-worthy dopamine



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Massive Sex Offender



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: adulterous knife kitchen

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Misunderstood Cracking Range Hissy Fit

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: doobsian pit

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: Arousing windowlicker macaca

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: charismatic primrose area philosopher-king



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Seedy at-the-ready ratface field

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: orange aphrodisiac den volcanic crater

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: Frum brass toaster



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: shivering olive university nowag

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Massive Sex Offender

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: poppy slippery giraffe



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: adventurous vermilion parlor trust fund



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: Massive Sex Offender



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Massive Sex Offender



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Massive Sex Offender



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Massive Sex Offender



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Massive Sex Offender



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Massive Sex Offender



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Massive Sex Offender



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Massive Sex Offender

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: nighttime sound barrier

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: curious boistinker



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