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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
histrionic iridescent parlour
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Scarlet set friendly grandma
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
histrionic iridescent parlour
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
pale disrespectful base pozpig
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
histrionic iridescent parlour
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
walnut appetizing elastic band
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
pale disrespectful base pozpig
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
nofapping prole national security agency
  09/22/23
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histrionic iridescent parlour
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
pale disrespectful base pozpig
  09/22/23
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Erotic Marvelous Den Cuckoldry
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
pontificating twinkling uncleanness indirect expression
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Insecure french chef
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
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  09/22/23
Yes
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  09/22/23
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Erotic Marvelous Den Cuckoldry
  09/23/23
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  09/27/23
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  10/01/23
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  10/02/23
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  05/22/26
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histrionic iridescent parlour
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
racy cobalt trailer park toilet seat
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
histrionic iridescent parlour
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Chocolate galvanic shrine
  09/22/23
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supple generalized bond
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
irradiated giraffe
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Impertinent boyish abode circlehead
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
histrionic iridescent parlour
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Sick Meetinghouse Death Wish
  09/22/23
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histrionic iridescent parlour
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Disgusting bisexual locale selfie
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
walnut appetizing elastic band
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
histrionic iridescent parlour
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Disgusting bisexual locale selfie
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
histrionic iridescent parlour
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Sick Meetinghouse Death Wish
  09/27/23
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histrionic iridescent parlour
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Bearded know-it-all water buffalo fat ankles
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
histrionic iridescent parlour
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Bearded know-it-all water buffalo fat ankles
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
histrionic iridescent parlour
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Bearded know-it-all water buffalo fat ankles
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Bateful obsidian resort athletic conference
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Geriatric Stage
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
indigo soul-stirring messiness
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Geriatric Stage
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
histrionic iridescent parlour
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Gay deranged quadroon hall
  09/27/23
Ungh
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  10/01/23
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  10/02/23
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histrionic iridescent parlour
  10/01/23
Yes
Metal floppy piazza keepsake machete
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
180 drab station codepig
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: histrionic iridescent parlour

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Scarlet set friendly grandma

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: histrionic iridescent parlour

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: pale disrespectful base pozpig

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: histrionic iridescent parlour

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: walnut appetizing elastic band

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: pale disrespectful base pozpig

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: nofapping prole national security agency

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: histrionic iridescent parlour



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: pale disrespectful base pozpig

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Erotic Marvelous Den Cuckoldry



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: pontificating twinkling uncleanness indirect expression

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Insecure french chef

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: underhanded orchid stag film black woman

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: histrionic iridescent parlour

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: doobsian menage



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Vivacious Territorial Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Chocolate galvanic shrine



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Erotic Marvelous Den Cuckoldry



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Chocolate galvanic shrine



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Odious Ticket Booth



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: hilarious house



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: histrionic iridescent parlour



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: racy cobalt trailer park toilet seat

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: histrionic iridescent parlour

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Chocolate galvanic shrine

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: supple generalized bond



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: irradiated giraffe

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Impertinent boyish abode circlehead

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: histrionic iridescent parlour

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Sick Meetinghouse Death Wish

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: histrionic iridescent parlour



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Disgusting bisexual locale selfie

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: walnut appetizing elastic band

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: histrionic iridescent parlour

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Disgusting bisexual locale selfie

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: histrionic iridescent parlour

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Sick Meetinghouse Death Wish

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: histrionic iridescent parlour



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Bearded know-it-all water buffalo fat ankles

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: histrionic iridescent parlour

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Bearded know-it-all water buffalo fat ankles

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: histrionic iridescent parlour

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Bearded know-it-all water buffalo fat ankles

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Bateful obsidian resort athletic conference

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Geriatric Stage

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: indigo soul-stirring messiness

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Geriatric Stage

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: histrionic iridescent parlour

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Gay deranged quadroon hall

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Idiotic umber sex offender

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Gay deranged quadroon hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: histrionic iridescent parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Metal floppy piazza keepsake machete

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: 180 drab station codepig

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#49894111)