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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
alcoholic ticket booth patrolman
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
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SP must have nerves of steel, taking a group of young boys t...
Titillating half-breed
  02/24/26
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
Chartreuse business firm
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
bronze house
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
bronze house
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
bronze house
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
bronze house
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
bronze house
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
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  04/09/24
Pedophile
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
bronze house
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
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  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
swashbuckling parlor
  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
heady trailer park roommate
  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
swashbuckling parlor
  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
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marvelous private investor
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
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  04/09/24
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cobalt field hissy fit
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
Sick hospital
  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
Sick hospital
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
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floppy newt
  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
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  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
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  04/09/24
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  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
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  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
Indigo Corner Travel Guidebook
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/09/24
?
Indigo Corner Travel Guidebook
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
Carmine Chapel
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
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Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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Please don't molest any of those kids
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  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
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  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
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  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
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Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
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You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
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  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
Brindle space
  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
alcoholic ticket booth patrolman
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
Disgusting Jade Idea He Suggested Senate
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Pedophile.
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Yes you are
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Pedophile
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dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
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"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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The view of what, exactly?
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Thats not me
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  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
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  04/10/24
A very dumb one
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Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
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The view. Lol.
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Spaceporn? Your response?
vigorous cyan toilet seat fat ankles
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
vigorous cyan toilet seat fat ankles
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
bronze house
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
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  04/11/24
I really like it here.
self-absorbed goal in life
  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
cerise meetinghouse headpube
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I don't see anything.
self-absorbed goal in life
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
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sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
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it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
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I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
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you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
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swashbuckling parlor
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
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  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
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he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
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  04/11/24
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this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
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  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
Vibrant tanning salon
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
swashbuckling parlor
  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
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CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
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What’s up with the outting
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What’s with the outting
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: alcoholic ticket booth patrolman

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Disgusting Jade Idea He Suggested Senate

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: confused vivacious kitchen gaping



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: disturbing school cafeteria



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Titillating half-breed

SP must have nerves of steel, taking a group of young boys to spend the night at a hotel and have his disgusting way with them, and then come here and boast about it like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#49691215)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Chartreuse business firm

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: bronze house

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: bronze house

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: bronze house

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: bronze house

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: bronze house

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Indigo Corner Travel Guidebook

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: bronze house

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: Narrow-minded erotic public bath masturbator

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: heady trailer park roommate

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Carmine Chapel

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: marvelous private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: Carmine Chapel

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Duck-like shimmering whorehouse



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: cobalt field hissy fit



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: Sick hospital

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Sick hospital

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained Abode



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: cobalt field hissy fit



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: floppy newt



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Duck-like shimmering whorehouse

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: Carmine Chapel

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Idiotic step-uncle's house volcanic crater



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Indigo Corner Travel Guidebook

How’s the spaghetti

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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: Indigo Corner Travel Guidebook

The bar spaghetti

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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Indigo Corner Travel Guidebook

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Carmine Chapel

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Carmine Chapel

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: floppy newt

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: slap-happy spot personal credit line



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Mildly autistic racy base



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Bossy Theater



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Mildly autistic racy base



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Date: December 10th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Mildly autistic racy base



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: thriller alcoholic stage double fault

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: thriller alcoholic stage double fault

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: thriller alcoholic stage double fault

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: thriller alcoholic stage double fault

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Brindle space

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: alcoholic ticket booth patrolman

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Disgusting Jade Idea He Suggested Senate

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: alcoholic ticket booth patrolman

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Titillating half-breed

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: rusted stubborn lodge

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Shaky shivering sound barrier halford



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Titillating half-breed



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: disturbing school cafeteria



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: internet-worthy school pistol



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: Lascivious amethyst turdskin macaca

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Duck-like shimmering whorehouse

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: bronze house

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: Bearded sickened gunner casino

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: vigorous cyan toilet seat fat ankles

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: cerise meetinghouse headpube

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: vigorous cyan toilet seat fat ankles

Spaceporn? Your response?

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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: vigorous cyan toilet seat fat ankles

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: bronze house

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: excitant at-the-ready area

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: self-absorbed goal in life

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: cerise meetinghouse headpube

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: self-absorbed goal in life

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: cerise meetinghouse headpube

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Slimy market

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: Olive aphrodisiac indian lodge pisswyrm

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: self-absorbed goal in life



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: sienna maniacal library

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: big roast beef state

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: cerise meetinghouse headpube

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: big roast beef state

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: fishy lay

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling parlor

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: swashbuckling parlor

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: swashbuckling parlor

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Abusive Legend

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: big roast beef state

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: marvelous private investor

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Brindle space

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Brindle space

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Brindle space

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: marvelous private investor

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: swashbuckling parlor

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: marvelous private investor

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Abusive Legend

Wow

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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: swashbuckling parlor

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling parlor



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Narrow-minded erotic public bath masturbator

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Brindle space



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: brass sadistic church building



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: filthy godawful box office faggot firefighter



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Sable Stirring Clown Stead



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: avocado tattoo preventive strike



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: internet-worthy school pistol

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: topaz misunderstood weed whacker feces



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