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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
Nighttime toaster
  07/19/24
I live like this now
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spruce marvelous electric furnace locale
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*in the next week
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motley doctorate
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libs maf!
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NM is back
sable vivacious digit ratio
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God I hope so
motley doctorate
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His love is with us always, brother.
Nighttime toaster
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He poasted yesterday iirc
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Pics?
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Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Nighttime toaster

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Irate Reading Party Knife

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Charcoal Hairraiser Stage Fanboi



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: wonderful shrine headpube

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: startled scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Flesh fear-inspiring organic girlfriend range



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating ladyboy fat ankles

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Yellow 180 hominid potus

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: spruce marvelous electric furnace locale



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Nighttime toaster

*in the next week

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: motley doctorate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Sapphire masturbator associate

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Ruddy Azn Windowlicker



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Misanthropic center foreskin



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Onyx nofapping laser beams

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: spruce marvelous electric furnace locale

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: emerald trip volcanic crater selfie



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Sapphire masturbator associate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: titillating mewling legend



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Yellow 180 hominid potus



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: at-the-ready site



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: sable vivacious digit ratio

NM is back

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: motley doctorate

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Nighttime toaster

His love is with us always, brother.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: spruce marvelous electric furnace locale

He poasted yesterday iirc

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: awkward arousing house kitty cat



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Nighttime toaster



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: cyan glittery mood



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Fragrant silver heaven antidepressant drug



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Razzle chrome orchestra pit



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Pontificating bateful water buffalo dingle berry



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Haunting ceo regret



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: lime hilarious parlor alpha



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: bronze laughsome giraffe hairy legs



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: spruce marvelous electric furnace locale



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Carpathian man, US Citizen



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Sapphire masturbator associate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: titillating mewling legend



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: titillating mewling legend

mrx sunburst

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: sable vivacious digit ratio



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: exciting jap

Pics?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: sable vivacious digit ratio



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Talented lodge



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Razzle chrome orchestra pit



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Razzle chrome orchestra pit



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: floppy blood rage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: frisky rehab



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Concupiscible Greedy Weed Whacker Immigrant

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: spruce marvelous electric furnace locale

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: painfully honest electric yarmulke area



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: exciting jap

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: emerald trip volcanic crater selfie

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Nighttime toaster



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: spruce marvelous electric furnace locale



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Nighttime toaster



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