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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen
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bateful business firm multi-billionaire
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"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
bateful business firm multi-billionaire
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Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
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fiercely-loyal brilliant gaping site
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Trip School Keepsake Machete
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“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen
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vivacious tantric stage elastic band
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
dun tripping space
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heady idiot
  09/19/24
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Crimson ungodly stain
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
ivory dog poop locus
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Concupiscible sepia stead sweet tailpipe
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
Henna Windowlicker
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ivory dog poop locus
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
twinkling hominid field
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
olive old irish cottage
  09/18/24
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Crimson ungodly stain
  09/18/24
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Topaz electric center pocket flask
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
laughsome church building
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Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
twinkling hominid field
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
twinkling hominid field
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
twinkling hominid field
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
twinkling hominid field
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
high-end shrine
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
twinkling hominid field
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
high-end shrine
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
twinkling hominid field
  09/18/24
another type of solution
high-end shrine
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Mint Appetizing Parlour Famous Landscape Painting
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
fantasy-prone vengeful tanning salon yarmulke
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
twinkling hominid field
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
twinkling hominid field
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
twinkling hominid field
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
laughsome church building
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
twinkling hominid field
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
laughsome church building
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
twinkling hominid field
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
laughsome church building
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
twinkling hominid field
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
twinkling hominid field
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laughsome church building
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: bateful business firm multi-billionaire



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: bateful business firm multi-billionaire

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: plum provocative sneaky criminal parlor

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Wine idea he suggested genital piercing



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal brilliant gaping site



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Trip School Keepsake Machete



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: vivacious tantric stage elastic band



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: dun tripping space

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: heady idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Crimson ungodly stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: ivory dog poop locus

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible sepia stead sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Henna Windowlicker

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: ivory dog poop locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: twinkling hominid field

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: olive old irish cottage

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Crimson ungodly stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Topaz electric center pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: laughsome church building

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: twinkling hominid field

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: twinkling hominid field

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: twinkling hominid field

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: twinkling hominid field

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: high-end shrine

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: twinkling hominid field

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: high-end shrine

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: twinkling hominid field

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: high-end shrine

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Mint Appetizing Parlour Famous Landscape Painting

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: fantasy-prone vengeful tanning salon yarmulke

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: twinkling hominid field

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: twinkling hominid field

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: twinkling hominid field

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: laughsome church building

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: twinkling hominid field

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: laughsome church building

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: twinkling hominid field

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: laughsome church building

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: twinkling hominid field

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Slippery emerald institution liquid oxygen

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: twinkling hominid field

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: laughsome church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



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