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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
magenta mood
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
maize generalized bond
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Exciting brass tank
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Stirring Principal's Office Goal In Life
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Gold patrolman
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
magenta mood
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Gold patrolman
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Stirring Principal's Office Goal In Life
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Gold patrolman
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Stirring Principal's Office Goal In Life
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Gold patrolman
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Stirring Principal's Office Goal In Life
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Gold patrolman
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
magenta mood
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Gold patrolman
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Stirring Principal's Office Goal In Life
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Gold patrolman
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Brilliant erotic crackhouse
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Gold patrolman
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Brilliant erotic crackhouse
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Gold patrolman
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
trip light orchestra pit
  04/08/25
that's rude
Gold patrolman
  04/08/25
...
magenta mood
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
spruce pervert heaven
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Stirring Principal's Office Goal In Life
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
beta halford
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Gold patrolman
  04/08/25
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magenta mood
  04/08/25
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Gold patrolman
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
magenta mood
  04/09/25
...
magenta mood
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
peach milk mental disorder
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Scarlet Therapy Skinny Woman
  04/09/25
Ty
Gold patrolman
  04/09/25
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spectacular frisky garrison
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Cowardly Frozen Hell
  04/09/25
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Gold patrolman
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
balding arousing set
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Gold patrolman
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Gold patrolman
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Pearl Dragon
  05/02/25
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Gold patrolman
  05/12/25
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Gold patrolman
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Gold patrolman
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Scarlet Therapy Skinny Woman
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Gold patrolman
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Brilliant erotic crackhouse
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Gold patrolman
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Brilliant erotic crackhouse
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Titillating khaki circlehead
  06/03/25
...
Gold patrolman
  06/26/25
OP?
Gold patrolman
  06/27/25
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Gold patrolman
  07/09/25
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Gold patrolman
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: magenta mood

crickets

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: maize generalized bond

lmaooo poor chandler

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Exciting brass tank

jews never not screwing over the goyim

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Goal In Life

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Gold patrolman

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: magenta mood

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Gold patrolman

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Goal In Life

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Gold patrolman

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Goal In Life

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Gold patrolman

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Goal In Life

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Gold patrolman

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: magenta mood

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Gold patrolman

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Goal In Life

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Gold patrolman

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Brilliant erotic crackhouse

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Gold patrolman

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Brilliant erotic crackhouse

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Gold patrolman

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: trip light orchestra pit

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Gold patrolman

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: magenta mood



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: spruce pervert heaven

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Stirring Principal's Office Goal In Life

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: beta halford

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Gold patrolman

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: magenta mood



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Gold patrolman



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: magenta mood

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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: magenta mood



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: peach milk mental disorder

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Scarlet Therapy Skinny Woman

chandler stays winning

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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Gold patrolman

Ty

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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: spectacular frisky garrison



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Cowardly Frozen Hell

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Gold patrolman



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: balding arousing set

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Gold patrolman

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Gold patrolman

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Pearl Dragon

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Gold patrolman



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Gold patrolman



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Gold patrolman

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Scarlet Therapy Skinny Woman

never bet against HCK

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Gold patrolman

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Brilliant erotic crackhouse

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Gold patrolman

I have 53k shares

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Brilliant erotic crackhouse

100*(44/37)=~119

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Titillating khaki circlehead

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Gold patrolman



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Gold patrolman

OP?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Gold patrolman



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Gold patrolman



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