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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
doobsian cerebral toilet seat mad cow disease
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
hideous mood
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Rough-skinned stag film
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
swashbuckling cerise stage ladyboy
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
curious stock car principal's office
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
doobsian cerebral toilet seat mad cow disease
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
curious stock car principal's office
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
swashbuckling cerise stage ladyboy
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
curious stock car principal's office
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
swashbuckling cerise stage ladyboy
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
curious stock car principal's office
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
swashbuckling cerise stage ladyboy
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
curious stock car principal's office
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
doobsian cerebral toilet seat mad cow disease
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
curious stock car principal's office
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
swashbuckling cerise stage ladyboy
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
curious stock car principal's office
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
twinkling theatre old irish cottage
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
curious stock car principal's office
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
twinkling theatre old irish cottage
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
curious stock car principal's office
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
yellow autistic brunch
  04/08/25
that's rude
curious stock car principal's office
  04/08/25
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doobsian cerebral toilet seat mad cow disease
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Scarlet business firm
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
swashbuckling cerise stage ladyboy
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
mildly autistic feces blood rage
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
curious stock car principal's office
  04/08/25
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doobsian cerebral toilet seat mad cow disease
  04/08/25
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curious stock car principal's office
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
doobsian cerebral toilet seat mad cow disease
  04/09/25
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doobsian cerebral toilet seat mad cow disease
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
brindle bateful nursing home
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
elite toaster
  04/09/25
Ty
curious stock car principal's office
  04/09/25
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Nofapping fat ankles state
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
smoky glittery theater
  04/09/25
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curious stock car principal's office
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
hairraiser preventive strike codepig
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
curious stock car principal's office
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
curious stock car principal's office
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
diverse coral personal credit line
  05/02/25
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curious stock car principal's office
  05/12/25
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curious stock car principal's office
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
curious stock car principal's office
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
elite toaster
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
curious stock car principal's office
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
twinkling theatre old irish cottage
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
curious stock car principal's office
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
twinkling theatre old irish cottage
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Fantasy-prone foreskin macaca
  06/03/25
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curious stock car principal's office
  06/26/25
OP?
curious stock car principal's office
  06/27/25
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curious stock car principal's office
  07/09/25
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curious stock car principal's office
  07/31/25
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curious stock car principal's office
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
curious stock car principal's office
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
Fantasy-prone foreskin macaca
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: doobsian cerebral toilet seat mad cow disease

crickets

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: hideous mood

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Rough-skinned stag film

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling cerise stage ladyboy

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: doobsian cerebral toilet seat mad cow disease

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling cerise stage ladyboy

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling cerise stage ladyboy

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling cerise stage ladyboy

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: doobsian cerebral toilet seat mad cow disease

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling cerise stage ladyboy

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: twinkling theatre old irish cottage

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: twinkling theatre old irish cottage

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: yellow autistic brunch

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: doobsian cerebral toilet seat mad cow disease



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Scarlet business firm

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling cerise stage ladyboy

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: mildly autistic feces blood rage

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: doobsian cerebral toilet seat mad cow disease



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: doobsian cerebral toilet seat mad cow disease

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: doobsian cerebral toilet seat mad cow disease



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: brindle bateful nursing home

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: elite toaster

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Nofapping fat ankles state



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: smoky glittery theater

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: hairraiser preventive strike codepig

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: diverse coral personal credit line

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: curious stock car principal's office



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: elite toaster

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: twinkling theatre old irish cottage

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: twinkling theatre old irish cottage

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone foreskin macaca

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: curious stock car principal's office



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: curious stock car principal's office



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: curious stock car principal's office



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: curious stock car principal's office



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: curious stock car principal's office

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone foreskin macaca

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49331552)