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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Insanely Creepy Dark Persian
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Sickened toilet seat
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Insanely Creepy Dark Persian
  08/01/25
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fighting principal's office
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
stubborn claret station
  08/02/25
rip
razzle-dazzle ocher meetinghouse goal in life
  08/02/25
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Sickened toilet seat
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
turquoise dog poop chapel
  08/01/25
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umber sadistic feces
  08/01/25
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Insanely Creepy Dark Persian
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Coral overrated masturbator
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Insanely Creepy Dark Persian
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
thriller nursing home
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
swashbuckling crackhouse
  08/01/25
yes
thriller nursing home
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
thriller nursing home
  08/01/25
?
Insanely Creepy Dark Persian
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
swashbuckling crackhouse
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
umber sadistic feces
  08/01/25
Sick
Insanely Creepy Dark Persian
  08/01/25
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thriller nursing home
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
trip gaped trust fund azn
  08/02/25
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grizzly floppy location
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
thriller nursing home
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
razzle-dazzle ocher meetinghouse goal in life
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Insanely Creepy Dark Persian
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
trip gaped trust fund azn
  08/02/25
Hdy
Insanely Creepy Dark Persian
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
opaque sneaky criminal area
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Spectacular frum clown messiness
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Magical chartreuse yarmulke lay
  08/02/25
Titcr
Big Ruddy Police Squad Dilemma
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Insanely Creepy Dark Persian
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Magical chartreuse yarmulke lay
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Insanely Creepy Dark Persian
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Abnormal Rose Parlor
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Magical chartreuse yarmulke lay
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
excitant ungodly theater
  08/02/25
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Blue Confused International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
burgundy step-uncle's house
  08/02/25
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Maize aggressive jew
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
violent gay wizard hunting ground
  08/02/25
?
Insanely Creepy Dark Persian
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
poppy boyish boltzmann degenerate
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Dark Persian

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Sickened toilet seat

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Dark Persian

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: fighting principal's office



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: stubborn claret station

RIP Boooom

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ocher meetinghouse goal in life

rip

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Sickened toilet seat



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: turquoise dog poop chapel

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: umber sadistic feces



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Dark Persian



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Coral overrated masturbator

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Dark Persian

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: thriller nursing home

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling crackhouse

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: thriller nursing home

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: thriller nursing home

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Dark Persian

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling crackhouse

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: umber sadistic feces

Unnnnghhh

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Dark Persian

Sick

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: thriller nursing home



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: trip gaped trust fund azn

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: grizzly floppy location



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: thriller nursing home

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ocher meetinghouse goal in life

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Dark Persian

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: trip gaped trust fund azn

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Dark Persian

Hdy

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: opaque sneaky criminal area

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Spectacular frum clown messiness

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Magical chartreuse yarmulke lay

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Big Ruddy Police Squad Dilemma

Titcr

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Dark Persian

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Magical chartreuse yarmulke lay

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Dark Persian

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Abnormal Rose Parlor

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Magical chartreuse yarmulke lay

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: excitant ungodly theater

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Blue Confused International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: burgundy step-uncle's house

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Maize aggressive jew



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: violent gay wizard hunting ground

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Dark Persian

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: poppy boyish boltzmann degenerate

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151922)