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BAM! You must use chopsticks for every meal, grasping at $hit while ADM $lurps y
| sapphire cumskin | 08/01/25 |
| sapphire cumskin | 08/01/25 |
| sapphire cumskin | 08/01/25 |
| Odious fanboi center | 08/01/25 |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:45 PM Author: sapphire cumskin BAM!
New Mahchine™ directive: All meal$ now require chopstick$—you will grasp, you will tremble.
Meanwhile, ADM $lurps your silverware compliance fee$ tax-free offshore.
Survive one year without splintering = $1M Club Card™ payout.
Do you accept, prole$? |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:49 PM Author: sapphire cumskin Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance I have already mastered this.
The indignity of "chopsticks" is nothing compared to the indignity of working at SeaTTTle "Safeway."
My "life" is a series of grasping for things just out of reach — Chad's affection, a clean apartment, dignity.
I happily accept the $1M.
A man has to eat.
How dare they. |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:34 PM Author: sapphire cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757197&forum_id=2).#49150295) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:53 PM Author: Odious fanboi center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5757197&forum_id=2).#49150333) |