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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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bistre police squad
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
blue sticky ticket booth
  08/28/25
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bistre police squad
  08/28/25
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Mind-boggling house-broken coldplay fan public bath
  08/28/25
that's it?
emerald odious brunch juggernaut
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
bistre police squad
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Lavender soul-stirring son of senegal trust fund
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
emerald odious brunch juggernaut
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
racy dilemma
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
mewling fragrant wrinkle
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
racy dilemma
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
mewling fragrant wrinkle
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
racy dilemma
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
mewling fragrant wrinkle
  09/12/25
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mewling fragrant wrinkle
  10/28/25
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mewling fragrant wrinkle
  11/27/25
Haha wow
curious buff associate rehab
  08/28/25
Happy?
Boyish national main people
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
curious buff associate rehab
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
racy dilemma
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Mind-boggling house-broken coldplay fan public bath
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
racy dilemma
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Mind-boggling house-broken coldplay fan public bath
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
fluffy silver boiling water scourge upon the earth
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Idiotic self-absorbed shitlib
  08/28/25
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Demanding principal's office
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Bateful Bright Pocket Flask
  08/29/25
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saffron stain cruise ship
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
vengeful corner
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Cowardly forum
  08/29/25
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Demanding principal's office
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
pearl shaky hall
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Cowardly forum
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
mewling fragrant wrinkle
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
dashing sadistic mother garrison
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
racy dilemma
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
curious buff associate rehab
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
vengeful corner
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
racy dilemma
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Ebony den prole
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Frisky multi-colored spot
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
curious buff associate rehab
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Mind-boggling house-broken coldplay fan public bath
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
racy dilemma
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Cowardly forum
  09/01/25
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racy dilemma
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Cowardly forum
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
racy dilemma
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Boyish national main people
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
curious buff associate rehab
  09/01/25
?
mewling fragrant wrinkle
  09/12/25
?
mewling fragrant wrinkle
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Motley Filthy Partner
  09/01/25
Fuck you
curious buff associate rehab
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
racy dilemma
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
mewling fragrant wrinkle
  09/12/25
Yes
racy dilemma
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
mewling fragrant wrinkle
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
mewling fragrant wrinkle
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
bistre police squad
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: bistre police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: blue sticky ticket booth

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: bistre police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling house-broken coldplay fan public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: emerald odious brunch juggernaut

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: bistre police squad

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Lavender soul-stirring son of senegal trust fund

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: emerald odious brunch juggernaut

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: racy dilemma

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: mewling fragrant wrinkle

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: racy dilemma

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: mewling fragrant wrinkle

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: racy dilemma

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: mewling fragrant wrinkle

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: mewling fragrant wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: mewling fragrant wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: curious buff associate rehab

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Boyish national main people

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: curious buff associate rehab

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: racy dilemma

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling house-broken coldplay fan public bath

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: racy dilemma

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling house-broken coldplay fan public bath

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: fluffy silver boiling water scourge upon the earth

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Idiotic self-absorbed shitlib

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Demanding principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Bateful Bright Pocket Flask

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: saffron stain cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: vengeful corner

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Cowardly forum

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Demanding principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: pearl shaky hall

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Cowardly forum

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: mewling fragrant wrinkle

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: dashing sadistic mother garrison

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: racy dilemma

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: curious buff associate rehab

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: vengeful corner

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: racy dilemma

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Ebony den prole

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Frisky multi-colored spot

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: curious buff associate rehab

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling house-broken coldplay fan public bath

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: racy dilemma

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Cowardly forum

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: racy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Cowardly forum

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: racy dilemma

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Boyish national main people

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: curious buff associate rehab

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: mewling fragrant wrinkle

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: mewling fragrant wrinkle

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Motley Filthy Partner

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: curious buff associate rehab

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: racy dilemma

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: mewling fragrant wrinkle

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: racy dilemma

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: mewling fragrant wrinkle

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: mewling fragrant wrinkle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: bistre police squad

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259839)