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The Book of Abraham. Joseph Smith obtained (for a lot of mon...
razzle theater stage fanboi
  10/18/25
Smith copied and pasted big sections of the King James Versi...
Frum blue round eye
  10/18/25
Joseph Smith was tarred and feathered for trying to fuck a 1...
Frum blue round eye
  10/18/25
Virtually all Mormons I've met in person have been good peop...
confused concupiscible corn cake
  10/18/25
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787454&mc=1...
marvelous wrinkle turdskin
  10/18/25


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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: razzle theater stage fanboi

The Book of Abraham. Joseph Smith obtained (for a lot of money) genuine Egyptian scrolls from some fucker traveling around charging people to look at mummies. He proceeds to "translate" them, claiming they are writings from Abraham himself. The scrolls disappear, presumed lost in the great Chicago fire. Then bam! They turn up again in the 1960s and guess what -- we can actually translate Egyptian now, and you'll never guess...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787476&forum_id=2).#49357750)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Frum blue round eye

Smith copied and pasted big sections of the King James Version right into the BOM, not knowing they included transation errors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787476&forum_id=2).#49357786)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Frum blue round eye

Joseph Smith was tarred and feathered for trying to fuck a 13 year old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787476&forum_id=2).#49357787)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: confused concupiscible corn cake

Virtually all Mormons I've met in person have been good people. That said, I am very jealous of Brigham Young and his numerous wives https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Brigham_Young%27s_wives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787476&forum_id=2).#49357801)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle turdskin

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787454&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787476&forum_id=2).#49357814)