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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
sooty cruise ship
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
startling fanboi therapy
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
sooty cruise ship
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Misanthropic alcoholic sneaky criminal chad
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
sooty cruise ship
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tan national
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topaz newt circlehead
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French Mental Disorder
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Poppy Sticky Sex Offender Pocket Flask
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bonkers boyish weed whacker associate
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confused police squad
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Misanthropic alcoholic sneaky criminal chad
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misunderstood iridescent philosopher-king
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Carnelian yapping pit black woman
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sooty cruise ship
  12/24/25
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abnormal wine macaca electric furnace
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brindle people who are hurt background story
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
cordovan business firm
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
sooty cruise ship
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
French Mental Disorder
  12/23/25
180
cerebral azure menage
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
Henna mildly autistic space personal credit line
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
sooty cruise ship
  12/23/25
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Pale friendly grandma
  12/24/25
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Spectacular Pervert
  12/24/25
logical tbh
tantric market
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
sooty cruise ship
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Zombie-like irradiated potus famous landscape painting
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
sooty cruise ship
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Zombie-like irradiated potus famous landscape painting
  12/23/25
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adventurous boistinker
  12/24/25
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brindle people who are hurt background story
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
Purple shaky candlestick maker twinkling uncleanness
  12/23/25
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Laughsome old irish cottage
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
sooty cruise ship
  12/23/25
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Laughsome old irish cottage
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
ultramarine hilarious parlor rigpig
  12/24/25
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Laughsome old irish cottage
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
federal locus degenerate
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Mentally impaired chapel
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
cracking station trust fund
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
sooty cruise ship
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
sickened resort multi-billionaire
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
cracking station trust fund
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
sooty cruise ship
  12/24/25
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Poppy Sticky Sex Offender Pocket Flask
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
sickened resort multi-billionaire
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
sooty cruise ship
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
sickened resort multi-billionaire
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
cracking station trust fund
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
sooty cruise ship
  12/25/25
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vibrant flushed dilemma
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
Poppy Sticky Sex Offender Pocket Flask
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
abnormal wine macaca electric furnace
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
bateful magenta native
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
Avocado wrinkle
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Heady coiffed round eye voyeur
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
sooty cruise ship
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
Heady coiffed round eye voyeur
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
sooty cruise ship
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
Translucent irate crackhouse
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
sooty cruise ship
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
sickened resort multi-billionaire
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
cobalt telephone hissy fit
  12/24/25
tp
bonkers boyish weed whacker associate
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
Black Swollen Idiot Blood Rage
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
sooty cruise ship
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
sickened resort multi-billionaire
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
sooty cruise ship
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
sickened resort multi-billionaire
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: sooty cruise ship

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: startling fanboi therapy

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: sooty cruise ship

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Misanthropic alcoholic sneaky criminal chad

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: sooty cruise ship

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: tan national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: topaz newt circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: French Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Poppy Sticky Sex Offender Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: bonkers boyish weed whacker associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: confused police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Misanthropic alcoholic sneaky criminal chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: misunderstood iridescent philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Carnelian yapping pit black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: sooty cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: abnormal wine macaca electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: brindle people who are hurt background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: cordovan business firm

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: sooty cruise ship

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: French Mental Disorder

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: cerebral azure menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Henna mildly autistic space personal credit line

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: sooty cruise ship

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Pale friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Spectacular Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: tantric market

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: sooty cruise ship

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Zombie-like irradiated potus famous landscape painting

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: sooty cruise ship

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Zombie-like irradiated potus famous landscape painting

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: adventurous boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: brindle people who are hurt background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Purple shaky candlestick maker twinkling uncleanness

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Laughsome old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: sooty cruise ship

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Laughsome old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: ultramarine hilarious parlor rigpig

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Laughsome old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: federal locus degenerate

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Mentally impaired chapel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: cracking station trust fund

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: sooty cruise ship

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: sickened resort multi-billionaire

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: cracking station trust fund

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: sooty cruise ship

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Poppy Sticky Sex Offender Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: sickened resort multi-billionaire

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: sooty cruise ship

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: sickened resort multi-billionaire

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: cracking station trust fund

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: sooty cruise ship

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: vibrant flushed dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Poppy Sticky Sex Offender Pocket Flask

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: abnormal wine macaca electric furnace

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: bateful magenta native

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Avocado wrinkle

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Heady coiffed round eye voyeur

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: sooty cruise ship

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Heady coiffed round eye voyeur

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: sooty cruise ship

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Translucent irate crackhouse

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: sooty cruise ship

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: sickened resort multi-billionaire

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: cobalt telephone hissy fit

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: bonkers boyish weed whacker associate

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Black Swollen Idiot Blood Rage

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: sooty cruise ship

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: sickened resort multi-billionaire

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: sooty cruise ship

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: sickened resort multi-billionaire

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49539118)