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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
Seedy exhilarant property corn cake
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Milky double fault
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
Seedy exhilarant property corn cake
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
fantasy-prone useless regret
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
Seedy exhilarant property corn cake
  12/23/25
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galvanic goal in life digit ratio
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Passionate theater stage lettuce
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
heady hospital blood rage
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
Seedy exhilarant property corn cake
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
swashbuckling prole
  12/23/25
180
Crusty Theater Puppy
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
Mahogany mad cow disease main people
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
Seedy exhilarant property corn cake
  12/23/25
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Aqua floppy jap
  12/24/25
logical tbh
Mind-boggling international law enforcement agency
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
Seedy exhilarant property corn cake
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Motley antidepressant drug
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
Seedy exhilarant property corn cake
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Motley antidepressant drug
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Passionate theater stage lettuce
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
Harsh church building wrinkle
  12/23/25
"missing out of having sex " overrated af, also...
Transparent bat shit crazy area goyim
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
Seedy exhilarant property corn cake
  12/23/25
just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech...
Transparent bat shit crazy area goyim
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
thriller shrine
  12/24/25
whats w jews and butt shit
Transparent bat shit crazy area goyim
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
Puce pontificating institution
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Cerebral Brunch Athletic Conference
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Vivacious plaza
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
Seedy exhilarant property corn cake
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Saffron charismatic keepsake machete yarmulke
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Vivacious plaza
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
Seedy exhilarant property corn cake
  12/24/25
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translucent multi-colored mad-dog skullcap hell
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
Saffron charismatic keepsake machete yarmulke
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
Seedy exhilarant property corn cake
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Saffron charismatic keepsake machete yarmulke
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Vivacious plaza
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
Seedy exhilarant property corn cake
  12/25/25
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slate adulterous native clown
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
translucent multi-colored mad-dog skullcap hell
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
Khaki corner kitty cat
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
Gaped Misunderstood Office Really Tough Guy
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
Big-titted voyeur
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
orange gas station gay wizard
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
Seedy exhilarant property corn cake
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
orange gas station gay wizard
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
Seedy exhilarant property corn cake
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
dashing submissive space
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
Seedy exhilarant property corn cake
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
Saffron charismatic keepsake machete yarmulke
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
Razzle-dazzle Pisswyrm Dragon
  12/24/25
tp
cracking coral half-breed kitty
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
Twinkling Halford Box Office
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
Seedy exhilarant property corn cake
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
Saffron charismatic keepsake machete yarmulke
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
Seedy exhilarant property corn cake
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
Saffron charismatic keepsake machete yarmulke
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Seedy exhilarant property corn cake

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Milky double fault

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Seedy exhilarant property corn cake

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: fantasy-prone useless regret

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Seedy exhilarant property corn cake

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: galvanic goal in life digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Brass party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: translucent multi-colored mad-dog skullcap hell



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: cracking coral half-breed kitty



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: sick jew stage



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: fantasy-prone useless regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: excitant sooty resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: swollen meetinghouse masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Seedy exhilarant property corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Khaki corner kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Passionate theater stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: heady hospital blood rage

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Seedy exhilarant property corn cake

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling prole

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Crusty Theater Puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Mahogany mad cow disease main people

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Seedy exhilarant property corn cake

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Primrose personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Aqua floppy jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling international law enforcement agency

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Seedy exhilarant property corn cake

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Motley antidepressant drug

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Seedy exhilarant property corn cake

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Motley antidepressant drug

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Angry Tank Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Passionate theater stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Harsh church building wrinkle

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Transparent bat shit crazy area goyim

"missing out of having sex "

overrated af, also if u really want more sex just go to amps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Seedy exhilarant property corn cake

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Transparent bat shit crazy area goyim

just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech girls suck you off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: thriller shrine

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Transparent bat shit crazy area goyim

whats w jews and butt shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Puce pontificating institution

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Cerebral Brunch Athletic Conference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Vivacious plaza

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Seedy exhilarant property corn cake

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic keepsake machete yarmulke

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Vivacious plaza

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Seedy exhilarant property corn cake

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: translucent multi-colored mad-dog skullcap hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic keepsake machete yarmulke

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Seedy exhilarant property corn cake

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic keepsake machete yarmulke

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Vivacious plaza

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Seedy exhilarant property corn cake

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: slate adulterous native clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: translucent multi-colored mad-dog skullcap hell

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Khaki corner kitty cat

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Gaped Misunderstood Office Really Tough Guy

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Big-titted voyeur

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: orange gas station gay wizard

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Seedy exhilarant property corn cake

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: orange gas station gay wizard

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Seedy exhilarant property corn cake

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: dashing submissive space

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Seedy exhilarant property corn cake

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic keepsake machete yarmulke

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pisswyrm Dragon

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: cracking coral half-breed kitty

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Twinkling Halford Box Office

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Seedy exhilarant property corn cake

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic keepsake machete yarmulke

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Seedy exhilarant property corn cake

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2).#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Saffron charismatic keepsake machete yarmulke

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

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