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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
bateful tripping locale corn cake
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
galvanic bearded kitty nursing home
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
galvanic bearded kitty nursing home
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
bateful tripping locale corn cake
  01/05/26
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bateful tripping locale corn cake
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
bateful tripping locale corn cake
  01/06/26
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Talented confused electric furnace
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
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pontificating mildly autistic stage
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
marvelous athletic conference den
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
comical obsidian meetinghouse
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin
  01/06/26
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succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
marvelous athletic conference den
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
comical obsidian meetinghouse
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
comical obsidian meetinghouse
  01/06/26
Lmao
bateful tripping locale corn cake
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Electric Nubile Useless Brakes Station
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
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galvanic bearded kitty nursing home
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: bateful tripping locale corn cake

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: galvanic bearded kitty nursing home

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: galvanic bearded kitty nursing home

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: bateful tripping locale corn cake

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: bateful tripping locale corn cake



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: bateful tripping locale corn cake

Tons of blow

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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Talented confused electric furnace



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz pocket flask trust fund

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: pontificating mildly autistic stage



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: marvelous athletic conference den

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: comical obsidian meetinghouse

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin

(JD, Fordham University)

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: supple transparent personal credit line stain



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: marvelous athletic conference den

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: comical obsidian meetinghouse

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: appetizing sooty haunted graveyard cumskin

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: comical obsidian meetinghouse

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: bateful tripping locale corn cake

Lmao

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Electric Nubile Useless Brakes Station



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: beta motley area

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: galvanic bearded kitty nursing home



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