Two schizophrenic men go 'round the outside,

'Round the outside, 'round the outside

(x2)

Guess who's back, back again

Box is back, tell a friend

Guess who's back, guess who's back

Guess who's back, guess who's back ...

[Verse 1]

I've triggered the incels, 'cause nobody gives Mel

The time no more; they want Box now, I'm chopped liver

Well if you want Boxxy, this what I'll give ya

A little bit of flirting with a tit picture

Some intel that'll make Arkan split quicker

Than a bitch when he gets dicked at the Catholic church

In the sick hell of his twisted mind imploding

While y'all flipping a shit that the board's exploding (Hey!)

You've waited this long, now stop shitpoasting

'Cause I'm back, I'm still not fat, and done atoning

You say that you got a job, J homie

But you spend all day getting Benzo going

So MASE TP won't let me be

Or that fag Queen LaB, so let me see

They try to shut us down, HATP

But it feels so empty without me

So come on and spin, done with this shit

Fuck that, not buying in, I just can't win

Don't tempt fate, 'cause I'm about to get irate

I just settled all my lawsuits—fuck my ex-roommate!

[Chorus]

Now this looks like a thread for me,

So everybody come ITT

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause the board's so empty without me

I said this looks like a thread for me ...

[Didn't do Verse 2 because the original lyrics are boring]

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

Clitdicks and maggots, I'll go tit-for-tat with

Anybody who's poasting, "This bitch, that bitch"

To Be Fair creep, you used to scare me

Worse than that little Tommy Turdskin aspie

And Adolf? You can shut up, go AWOL

You pretentious dimwitted fag, fuck way off

You can stay off; you're done here, you're toast

You hater, nobody's reading your dumb poasts

Now let's go, just send me an email

I'll be there with a Boxthread full of new details

I've been dope, a female raising new hell

Ever since Rach cucked himself living with dumb Bel

But lately, the shit just seems

AutoAdmit only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm disgusting

But it's just me, I'm just a meme

Though I'm not the first queen of Group B threading

I am the worst thing since NOWAG Teddy

To share lewd pictures so shamelessly

And dare admit I think I'm pretty (Hey!)

There's a new shtick that works

Twenty seven other fempoasters emerge

But no matter how many CAWGs in the sea

It'd be so empty without me

[Chorus]

*gently sets down mic and fades back into retirement*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#44233518)

Fuck off roastie, you're irrelevant. Quit trying to DHV over a guy who dumped you 5 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#44234325)

Again, what did you create while she was away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#44235627)

Hilarious self-own. "I'm too ugly and insufferable to date IRL, so I'm back to roping incels in the creepiest corners of the internet."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#44234419)

However you want to cope with that, you go ahead, but keep the deranged fantasy to yourself. I inhabit the real world, where we know to throw these nasty used up whores away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#44235238)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#44235203)

Please revise. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#44236851)

he was goatus at these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#44236859)

cr, i came across a classic song parody from him recently (can't think of what), and i was like, "oh right, he was actually funny"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#44236872)

I'm on hiatus, but love a good gay rap battle, so please find my response below.

FORGOT ABOUT AA

(parody of "Forgot About Dre," Dr. Dre. feat. Eminem)

VERSE 1 (in the style of Dr. Dre)

Y'all know me, still the same O-P

That you one-eighty

Hated on by box and pumos with no cheese,

no peps or ronis--

Hoe squeals, but no memes

No hope no poasts with skills--

broke ovaries

Mad at me 'cause I can afford to mortgage a real house with no lease.

Got a pad in the studio and it's all full of poasts

For the by-you page of the GOAT

Hanging up in the office like your abortion trophies

Simp, think I give a fuck 'bout roasties?

Hoe, please!

You know she licked taint on both knees!

Who Sabu watched while she choked, wheezed?

Who you think hit slime-pit lowkey?

Prolly steez,

Sam Hyde from M-D-E,

and Twist with the double-SLEEVE--

hey H-A-T-P: they all fucked your showpiece!

I gave y'all a board full of dope screeds to read while you bill time at your firm,

And now box dick drunk on some new pisswyrm,

She steps to AA grandiosely?

Y'all better listen up closely:

All you simps that said that some screamo,

can redeem hoe,

Y'all are just fiending for sub-Arby's roast beef.

So fuck y'all,

all of y'all!

If y'all don't like me, blow me!

If y'all gon' keep fucking around with me why not turn around and poast memes?

CHORUS x2 (in the style of Eminem)

Nowadays, all the simps just wanna talk like he got something to say

But (((echoes))) come out when they move they lips

Pussywhipped by cavernous

And motherfuckers act like they forgot Adolf A.

VERSE 2

So what do you say to the Anderssen A. (What?)

You really wanna tryna bring trouble his way?

Wanna crab forward your smuckers today? (Yup)

Just study a tape of M to the P-A

One day I was strollin' by

Got my trollin' on, I controlled a guy

Diaper filled and he stopped scrolling, why

Brown note in the thread I made on the sly

I don't give a fuck if it's day or night

I'm retarder than box starting gay ass fights

but I slay on sight

old nags like her just bray, white knights

mounting this horse-faced aging kike

entering blowjob contest with a broken jaw, tryna take a bite

Fuck you too, simps! shake your pipe

I'ma clown you on the bort when she claims through tears "I was raped tonight!"

And when the feds come through

and it's me poasting to a long dead board

it will still be a gas and I'll have lots of laughs

at your notch on her headboard (Right here!)

So until I'm bored, it's farewell to you

Good luck and goodnight to daycrew

But I'm still loco enough to blank bump TBF when he names the Jew

CHICK-A CHICK-A CHICK-A

ANDERS-SEN A-DOLF

Chiller than Lagavoulin daygolf

In a private club with the guest list set so RSF's not been yet:

they won't even let in Madoff!

one seven nine's thin, grade's off.

Sorry rach, but I'm not fin'a stay soft.

There's no way that you can stave off,

Adolf Anders-sen, k box? (JACK: mama?)

CHORUS x2

Nowadays, all the simps just wanna talk like he got something to say

But (((echoes))) come out when they move they lips

Pussywhipped by cavernous

And motherfuckers act like they forgot Adolf A.

VERSE 3 (in the style of Dr. Dre)

If it was up to me, HATP would stop

Coming up to me with his hands out

Looking up to me like he want something free

When my last effortpoast was out, he wasn't bumping me

But now that he got a little company

He wanna come to me

But just like her STD's: she won't get a bump from me

'Cause I always keep clean my J-J-Johnson (Johnson!)

I told 'em all

All 'em little memesters, who you think helped mold 'em all?

Now you wanna run around talking 'bout shticks like I ain't got dick

What, you think I chopped it off?

'Cause I stay logged off?

Now all I get is emails all day that say AA fell off

What, 'cause I been in the lab

With a pen and a pad trying to get this damn business off?

I ain't having that

I'll be back to cleanup for the aftermath

It ain't gon' be nothing after that

So give me one more blank bump, rach

and xo, you can have it back

So where's all the BPD'ers at?

Try DBT, you can't even battle rap

But all you savage cats know I was in Alcatraz

And I'll chuck'em in an acid bath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#44239658)

for the record, my callout was just for fun; i harbor no ill will toward you. i was telling HATP yesterday that i thought you'd enjoy being mentioned the most out of everyone i put in there... but i had no idea you would hit back. love it.

(i, too, am on hiatus - re-retired at midnight yesterday - but obv this is worth a 180 from beyond the grave, 1000000x over!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#44239916)

Yes, obviously. Though Adolf is not purely on my side (has issued new death threats as recently as a few days ago, etc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#44241690)

All you freaks have my name (and shit) in your mouths for your own reasons. I'd prefer it any other way. I was gone for five years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#44241782)

Date: March 29th, 2022 6:06 PM

Author: enough

I removed all the bad elements as soon as I got here, and they rebelled against me. Everything bad about XO right now is a consequence of their sick and disgusting triumph in my absence. They've festered like my shit in Box's mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2#44241815)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#44242003)

You are supremely low IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#44241887)

On the other, let this subthread be a monument.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#44241899)

You spread your cheeks at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#44241503)

here was latest one

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5250402&mc=18&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#45625679)

You tried 10x harder and got half as far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2,#45716538)