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Little known fact about 401ks

Following Trump’s EO signed in August 2025, your 401k&...
Exciting godawful main people
  03/14/26
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mustard dingle berry
  03/14/26
What's a "cash equivalent" fund? I only know 401k ...
Navy Hospital Party Of The First Part
  03/14/26
If you have $ in your 401k that isn’t invested it usua...
Exciting godawful main people
  03/14/26
how wld it be "wiped out" nigga this maeks no sens...
azure haunted graveyard community account
  03/14/26
read the fine print. you’re basically acting as an ins...
Exciting godawful main people
  03/14/26
that sounds very jewish i havent had a 401k in a decade plus...
azure haunted graveyard community account
  03/14/26
this can't be real
obsidian rehab
  03/14/26
link? i can't find anything about this
balding multi-colored gas station juggernaut
  03/14/26
flame
Cocky alcoholic regret school cafeteria
  03/14/26
Seems fine. Just allows retarded 401kmos to buy super high f...
Overrated national mediation
  03/14/26
that was the whole point of 401ks u anti semite
azure haunted graveyard community account
  03/14/26
I am buying bitcoins in my 401k by using schwab pcra
Navy Hospital Party Of The First Part
  03/14/26
why would your 401k be in a "cash equivalent fund"
cowardly fighting resort roast beef
  03/14/26
any portion of your 401k that isn’t invested in stocks...
Exciting godawful main people
  03/14/26
do you mean a settlement account? money market mutual fun...
big-titted ruby property legend
  03/14/26
Why would anyone care about that. It should all at least be ...
well-lubricated indigo hominid faggot firefighter
  03/14/26
Are you a retard? Your portfolio should not be 100% bonds or...
histrionic corner cuckold
  03/14/26
I said “at least” meaning ideally it isn’t...
well-lubricated indigo hominid faggot firefighter
  03/14/26
You said “ It should all at least be in bonds”
histrionic corner cuckold
  03/14/26
good goy, u get a free day pass to the tel aviv holocaust mu...
azure haunted graveyard community account
  03/14/26
the idle money should be invested in $DJT, the $TRUMP memeco...
irradiated yellow idea he suggested
  03/14/26
don’t forget about commemorative 9/11 gold coins
Exciting godawful main people
  03/14/26
don't test the chemical composition of those coins if you kn...
irradiated yellow idea he suggested
  03/14/26
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Exciting godawful main people
  03/14/26
WTF? The sweep account at mine is just some basic federal m...
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  03/15/26
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Exciting godawful main people

Following Trump’s EO signed in August 2025, your 401k’s “cash equivalent” fund is now a swap that pays you a higher rate of return but will be completely wiped out if there’s a market crash. MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743114)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: mustard dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743123)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Navy Hospital Party Of The First Part

What's a "cash equivalent" fund? I only know 401k and roth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743143)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Exciting godawful main people

If you have $ in your 401k that isn’t invested it usually sits in a cash equivalent account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743182)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: azure haunted graveyard community account

how wld it be "wiped out" nigga this maeks no sense even if u had STOOK etf it wldnt be wiped out in crash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743195)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: Exciting godawful main people

read the fine print. you’re basically acting as an insurer for various funds which pay you a higher rate of return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743203)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: azure haunted graveyard community account

that sounds very jewish i havent had a 401k in a decade plus, converted it to IRA but it was always hilarous to me how they restrict what u can invest in a 401k so these kikes can make more fees, its the biggest furking scam, when i had my 401k with schwab i cant even invest in VOO, SPY, it was some stupid mutual funds with 10x higher fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743210)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: obsidian rehab

this can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743457)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: balding multi-colored gas station juggernaut

link? i can't find anything about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743146)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Cocky alcoholic regret school cafeteria

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743155)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: Overrated national mediation

Seems fine. Just allows retarded 401kmos to buy super high fee alternatives they don't understand and get fleeced by Lutnick, Kushner, et al

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/08/democratizing-access-to-alternative-assets-for-401k-investors/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743162)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: azure haunted graveyard community account

that was the whole point of 401ks u anti semite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743197)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Navy Hospital Party Of The First Part

I am buying bitcoins in my 401k by using schwab pcra

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743177)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: cowardly fighting resort roast beef

why would your 401k be in a "cash equivalent fund"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743180)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: Exciting godawful main people

any portion of your 401k that isn’t invested in stocks or bonds is typically set to default into a cash equivalent account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743190)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: big-titted ruby property legend

do you mean a settlement account?

money market mutual fund?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743201)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: well-lubricated indigo hominid faggot firefighter

Why would anyone care about that. It should all at least be in bonds if you are nearing retirement anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743206)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: histrionic corner cuckold

Are you a retard? Your portfolio should not be 100% bonds or even more conservative investments if you are “nearing” retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743212)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: well-lubricated indigo hominid faggot firefighter

I said “at least” meaning ideally it isn’t in bonds. Stop Gaslighting me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743271)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: histrionic corner cuckold

You said “ It should all at least be in bonds”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743347)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: azure haunted graveyard community account

good goy, u get a free day pass to the tel aviv holocaust museum & pool club ($19.99 "Auschwitz remembrance fee" still applies plus 45% tip)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743218)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: irradiated yellow idea he suggested

the idle money should be invested in $DJT, the $TRUMP memecoin, and World Liberty Financial by default

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743260)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Exciting godawful main people

don’t forget about commemorative 9/11 gold coins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743273)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: irradiated yellow idea he suggested

don't test the chemical composition of those coins if you know what's good for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743292)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Exciting godawful main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49743295)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: erotic yapping nursing home elastic band

WTF? The sweep account at mine is just some basic federal money market fund? What horrible provider did your employer select for your plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49745308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: "'''''"'''"""''''"

Reminder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2,#49910217)