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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Gold gas station goyim
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
180 hominid skinny woman
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Gold gas station goyim
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
light dopamine house
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Gold gas station goyim
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
plum jap stage
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
light dopamine house
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
olive travel guidebook
  09/22/23
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Gold gas station goyim
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
light dopamine house
  09/22/23
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Abusive senate
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Charismatic Twinkling Knife
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
pungent pervert
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Motley heaven karate
  09/22/23
Yes
Gold gas station goyim
  09/22/23
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stimulating national security agency abode
  09/22/23
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narrow-minded stead
  09/22/23
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navy deep idea he suggested space
  09/22/23
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Abusive senate
  09/23/23
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navy deep idea he suggested space
  09/27/23
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mint multi-colored lettuce corner
  10/01/23
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peach alpha
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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Gold gas station goyim
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Vibrant Church Building
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Gold gas station goyim
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
navy deep idea he suggested space
  09/22/23
...
curious death wish kitchen
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
crusty lime people who are hurt place of business
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
maniacal provocative main people
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Gold gas station goyim
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Greedy orchestra pit associate
  09/22/23
...
Gold gas station goyim
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
mauve nighttime location doctorate
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
plum jap stage
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Gold gas station goyim
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
mauve nighttime location doctorate
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Gold gas station goyim
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Greedy orchestra pit associate
  09/27/23
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Gold gas station goyim
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Dashing tank
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Gold gas station goyim
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Dashing tank
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Gold gas station goyim
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Dashing tank
  09/27/23
lol 😂
exhilarant citrine goal in life
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
cruel-hearted headpube range
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
painfully honest affirmative action
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
cruel-hearted headpube range
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
Gold gas station goyim
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
High-end market yarmulke
  09/27/23
Ungh
bright disgusting party of the first part
  10/01/23
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High-end market yarmulke
  10/02/23
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Gold gas station goyim
  10/01/23
Yes
Purple Aromatic Sex Offender Public Bath
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Aphrodisiac chest-beating bawdyhouse useless brakes
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Gold gas station goyim

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: 180 hominid skinny woman

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Gold gas station goyim

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: light dopamine house

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Gold gas station goyim

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: plum jap stage

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: light dopamine house

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: olive travel guidebook

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Gold gas station goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: light dopamine house

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Abusive senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Charismatic Twinkling Knife

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: pungent pervert

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Motley heaven karate

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Gold gas station goyim

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: stimulating national security agency abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: narrow-minded stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: navy deep idea he suggested space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Abusive senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: navy deep idea he suggested space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: mint multi-colored lettuce corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: peach alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Gold gas station goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Vibrant Church Building

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Gold gas station goyim

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: navy deep idea he suggested space

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: curious death wish kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: crusty lime people who are hurt place of business

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: maniacal provocative main people

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Gold gas station goyim

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Greedy orchestra pit associate

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Gold gas station goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: mauve nighttime location doctorate

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: plum jap stage

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Gold gas station goyim

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: mauve nighttime location doctorate

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Gold gas station goyim

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Greedy orchestra pit associate

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Gold gas station goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Dashing tank

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Gold gas station goyim

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Dashing tank

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Gold gas station goyim

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Dashing tank

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: exhilarant citrine goal in life

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: cruel-hearted headpube range

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: painfully honest affirmative action

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: cruel-hearted headpube range

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Gold gas station goyim

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: High-end market yarmulke

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: bright disgusting party of the first part

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: High-end market yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Gold gas station goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Purple Aromatic Sex Offender Public Bath

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac chest-beating bawdyhouse useless brakes

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#49894111)