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HYPO: An alien society makes contact, but they are in STEEP decline

it turns out they are sending out contact parties mostly in ...
razzle-dazzle field
  06/07/26
we all become sex slaves for them my anus is ready
glittery hissy fit
  06/07/26
(Earth's premiere bioweapon)
transparent roommate wagecucks
  06/07/26
this is actually real and not a hypo. hence this: https:/...
Brindle Turdskin
  06/07/26
This is basically the plot to District 9 and kind of the plo...
blue ratface
  06/07/26
John Keats' alien corn tp
Magenta forum boltzmann
  06/07/26
Spacetime is 180
Obsidian elastic band rigor
  06/07/26


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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle field

it turns out they are sending out contact parties mostly in desperation. their society is full of anomie, the draftees on the exploration ships don't want to be there, and crew members spend their time taking drugs or selling drugs to the locals, etc. their representative is basically an angsty teen whose greeting is 'life sucks; who cares'?

how would this change earth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871945&forum_id=2,#49920768)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: glittery hissy fit

we all become sex slaves for them

my anus is ready

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871945&forum_id=2,#49920771)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: transparent roommate wagecucks

(Earth's premiere bioweapon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871945&forum_id=2,#49920983)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Brindle Turdskin

this is actually real and not a hypo. hence this:

https://nypost.com/2026/06/06/science/dont-respond-to-alien-contact-scientists-warn/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871945&forum_id=2,#49920785)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: blue ratface

This is basically the plot to District 9 and kind of the plot to Three-Body Problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871945&forum_id=2,#49920822)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Magenta forum boltzmann

John Keats' alien corn tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871945&forum_id=2,#49920827)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Obsidian elastic band rigor

Spacetime is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871945&forum_id=2,#49920911)