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Date: May 17th, 2021 10:23 PM Author: well-lubricated galvanic hissy fit cant do it brothers. shes in HS and she's def 18. but feel like this doesnt go anywhere good. going to block her and find jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480014) |
Date: May 17th, 2021 10:26 PM Author: henna histrionic roommate ceo wwop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480022) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 10:26 PM Author: razzle regret lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480026) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 10:32 PM Author: Fantasy-prone area You need to confront your homosexuality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480052) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 10:32 PM Author: lilac whorehouse newt Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480055) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 10:34 PM Author: jet new version lol, either this didn't happen or you're gay as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480062) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 10:34 PM Author: drab zippy jewess national What's his name? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480063) |
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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:01 PM Author: The Facebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#49903165) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 10:34 PM Author: wine odious pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480067) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 10:45 PM Author: razzmatazz garnet field teen pussy is overrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480124) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 10:48 PM Author: jet new version wtf, no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480137) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 10:51 PM Author: razzmatazz garnet field trust me i have fucked a bunch of teens
21 is better
don't want to get matt gaetz pwned |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 10:57 PM Author: wine odious pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480193) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 10:58 PM Author: jet new version nah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480197) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:00 PM Author: razzmatazz garnet field i'm telling you, you really can't tell the difference
now 25 ljl |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:02 PM Author: jet new version I once fucked some HS girl that had her AP books with her. I definitely could tell the difference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480229) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:03 PM Author: razzmatazz garnet field trust me there are some busted looking 19 year olds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480235) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:08 PM Author: jet new version I'm not denying this. But being 18-19 is a huge plus. I'd much rather fuck an 18 year old 8 than a 32 year old 8. Because the 18 year old is 18. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480265) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:15 PM Author: razzmatazz garnet field saw this girl last year
she is still 19!
https://tryst.link/escort/vanessa-anne |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:44 PM Author: jet new version Nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480439) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:05 PM Author: wine odious pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480247) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 12:46 PM Author: Mint appetizing incel Calculus or European History? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42482537) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 3:03 PM Author: jet new version Some US one (history? gov?), Calc, Bio and I don't remember the last one. She was an absolute gunner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42483378) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 9:00 AM Author: Provocative umber heaven 18 is legal everywhere there is no Matt Gaetz pwning possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42481288) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:11 PM Author: Glittery Sickened School Cafeteria “The first time I ever laid eyes on Joe Jamail was during a deposition of an eighteen-wheeler driver in Houston,” says Ferguson. “Joe walked in twenty minutes late, sat down between the driver and his own lawyer, and interrupted to ask what kind of truck he’d been driving. It was a Mack truck. Jamail said, ‘Two most overrated things in the world: Mack trucks and teenage pussy.’ ”
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Date: May 17th, 2021 10:46 PM Author: aromatic bespoke kitchen party of the first part Just use a fake name identity, phone number, and make sure she's over 18. And make it a proper one night stand. Them you're all good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480129) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 10:50 PM Author: thriller silver brunch . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480151) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:02 PM Author: Rebellious Lay ur pillaging warrior ancestors rubbing their temples (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480226) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:08 PM Author: jet new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480269) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:26 PM Author: costumed dull legend water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480375) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:46 PM Author: rambunctious jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480444) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 1:42 AM Author: know-it-all violent university you mean "ur pillaging warrior ancestors nodding bc 18 is too old" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480695) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 5:05 AM Author: drunken magenta box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480877) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 8:51 AM Author: Maize Mental Disorder Pit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42481272) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 9:00 AM Author: adventurous address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42481289) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:16 PM Author: infuriating nibblets piazza Had a friend who, when he was 45, brought a young date to a dinner party full of olds. The hostess asked, "And what do you do, my dear?" "I'm in school," Blondie replied. "UCLA?" "No. Newbury Park High School." 45 year old died at 75. Hostess was still pissed at his funeral.
The worst thing about old pussy is how dry it gets. All I have left are memories of freely flowing grool. Sigh. Sing a canticle for the old guy. |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:17 PM Author: razzmatazz garnet field personally i like the skin of 18 year old
it's velvety soft |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:19 PM Author: Marvelous burgundy spot Yeah I love their soft skin too. It feels really good. It’s pliable, you can make almost anything out of it. When you clean them it comes off easily, separates with almost no gristle. It ages beautifully too if you take care of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480336) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:21 PM Author: razzmatazz garnet field i ended up fucking a 41 year old that used old pictures one terrible day in April
she was skinny and attractive but there is a huge difference
could barely stay hard |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:18 PM Author: Rebellious Lay bitter shrews hate HS girls so much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480328) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:18 PM Author: razzmatazz garnet field now with seekingarrangement, EVERYBODY can fuck teens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480331) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:22 PM Author: Rebellious Lay bro i like ur escortthreading but jfc it sounds like so much planning & work. wouldn't it be easier for someone to just looksmax & overtly hit on like 50 hot teen girls every week & 1 or 2 would say yes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480350) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:25 PM Author: razzmatazz garnet field it's a TON of work
especially seeking
thing is young girls are inherently unreliable |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 3:20 AM Author: lavender locale A ton of work?
You’re doing it wrong.., |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 4:38 AM Author: razzmatazz garnet field seekingarrangement is a ton of work
going to have flakes, no shows
there are scams, many girls are 'online only' now. many have gained weight during lockdown and are using old pics
might be able to make something happen in a week if you pay like $600 |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 5:01 AM Author: lavender locale What city?
Screen harder. Set your filters decisively and be ruthless about not accepting less. If you look at her and you don’t feel like ravaging her from toe to taint to the fuzz on her neck - next.
Call her on the phone to shoot the shit. If she doesn’t hang a legit reason for not answering - next.
Text her instgrammable shit about your life (or make it up if you have to). If she is bad responding - next.
Wear lifts if you’re short. Rogaine/Propecia if bald. Lift heavy if you’re fat.
Don’t give a second of your time or money to women who add nothing but their fading looks to your life.
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Date: May 18th, 2021 5:04 AM Author: lavender locale Yes. That is the way.
But 6 million more seems to “fine meaning in the struggle.” |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 8:38 AM Author: razzmatazz garnet field I like to always push the limits with them, try to get the most for the least amount of money. I love bargaining these girls down! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42481249) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 1:22 PM Author: lavender locale That’s fine. You should do that.
I just think you are selling yourself with your whoremongering.
You don’t need 600/wk to get quality SA pussay.
Maybe 200/wk and that’s including the date.
Then again maybe that time spent for the extra 400 is peanuts for someone. But then you’re never really “getting the girl”.
I’m just addicted to the intimacy, the connection, the surprise I give her. And no amount of money/time can ever replace that thrill and one of a kind experience. |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:26 PM Author: drab zippy jewess national Sucks man. Did your sex drive ever start to die or diminish, though? One thing I regret about youth is that I couldn't just enjoy the company of pretty women, always wanted to fuck them. I'm early middle aged, but it's already getting a bit easier to calm down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480370) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:37 PM Author: Plum Church Building Jew enjoy the company of women?
thats the gayest shit ever posted. please delete your account |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:46 PM Author: infuriating nibblets piazza At 74 I am not as horny as I used to be,though I am still a horny guy compared to my peers, if they are to be believed. It's actually a relief to have it fall off a little bit. Now I only think about sex about every 2 minutes instead of every 2 seconds. I spent decades of my life either trying to get laid or wanking, as they say. I think it is easier to get laid now, unless everybody on xo is lying (that couldn't be, right?) It used to take a LOT of work. Sadly, the only attractive part of me now is my wallet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480443) |
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Date: May 17th, 2021 11:38 PM Author: Trip Filthpig Indirect Expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480418) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 4:58 PM Author: lilac whorehouse newt Legit worried about post menopause wife sex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42484058) |
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Date: May 21st, 2021 7:34 AM Author: infuriating nibblets piazza Married to my hand now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42497436) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 3:19 AM Author: lavender locale What’s the age of consent in your state?
Stop being a nervous jew and fuck her brains out. |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 4:28 AM Author: fiercely-loyal nofapping hell friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480843) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 11:07 AM Author: jet new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42481893) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 4:27 AM Author: tan principal's office foreskin you're being a dumb fuck. a real dumb fuck. additionally, you're being faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42480842) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 8:59 AM Author: Provocative umber heaven 18 is legal everywhere, why would you not do this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42481287) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 11:07 AM Author: snowy judgmental plaza organic girlfriend "Insane body" = fugly bugchick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42481888) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 11:10 AM Author: floppy startling juggernaut business firm CR. There's only one scenario that could ever make sense in 2021 for a 30/40 something lawyer to be pulling an 18 year old organically, and that's as a handsome prize. LOL at any of these TikTok skanks even seeing us as people let alone sexual beings when they are constantly showered with waves of dopamine via anonymous internet commenters gleefully lusting at them after watching their clumsy, retard-choreographed 20 second dance video. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42481916) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 12:16 PM Author: Provocative umber heaven Pulled several 18/19 year olds through tinder a few years back when I was single. Has it changed that much? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42482388) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 12:42 PM Author: floppy startling juggernaut business firm Not talking about Svetlana and her “friend” who helps arrange her “dates,” I mean an actual White, American teen from a UMC suburb who laughed a little too hard at that mesh-shorted football player’s Jeff Goldblum impression in Health class yesterday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42482522) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 12:47 PM Author: Provocative umber heaven Yea, so I am. One of these girls invited me to prom, LJL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42482555) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 3:27 PM Author: Crimson really tough guy there is a middle ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42483487) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 1:31 PM Author: lavender locale No.
The sky is “always falling” when it comes to dating.
Alarmists and bottom of the barrel people will always get priced out of quality pussay. That’s the way it should be. That selection drives the species toward.
So Of course being a random guy hurling his dick at some 20 something on tiktok girl ain’t getting her.
But the fundementals will ALWAYS get the girl. They are:
-Find a way to be around this kind of “deal flow” -interact IRL -have means (or look like you do) -don’t look like Jason Alexander -“stand out” from the schlubs she’s expecting you to be |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 11:08 AM Author: jet new version Probably because this whole thread is flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42481896) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 11:09 AM Author: chestnut trailer park messiness Glad you finally figured out your orientation. Bruce and Raoul will be happy you've joined their side. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42481903) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 1:23 PM Author: stubborn preventive strike meetinghouse pic? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42482805) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 3:32 PM Author: Crimson really tough guy During my late 30's a few years ago, I spent a year on Bumble. I matched with a cute 19yo exactly once.
It was one of the most memorable weekends of my life, and the sex wasn't even that great. Insane to pass that up. I checked her driver's license when she was in the bathroom, then I smiled.
I am now in a relationship with a 23yo who is somewhat hot and every day I am grateful for the fact that I have done hotter
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Date: May 18th, 2021 4:56 PM Author: Exhilarant state Wow you must be a really attractive guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42484041) |
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Date: May 18th, 2021 4:57 PM Author: Vigorous mentally impaired institution it's ok some sweaty ape will teach her what you couldn't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4837151&forum_id=2,#42484046) |