The Moans of My Future Wife- By Johnsmeyer
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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:03 PM Author: lake hairless telephone
I can hear you through the walls
Fucking
Sucking
Moaning as loud as you can
You're fucking my friend
You don't know I'm in the next room
Because we're not yet official
But I canceled my plans to hang out with you tonight
And you didn't respond to my flip phone text
You're fuckin him
Louder than you'll ever fuck me
I'm crying
But can I call it cucked?
We're not yet official
But I can hear every moan
And little did you know
4 1/2 years later you'll love me
Walking down the aisle with me
With those moans haunting me in my dreams
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339338&forum_id=2,#23863565) |
Date: August 18th, 2013 12:46 PM Author: Slimy roast beef shrine
To be fair,
I laughed, I cried, I came
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339338&forum_id=2,#23863773) |
Date: April 23rd, 2016 11:22 PM Author: Ruddy University Gay Wizard
"But can I call it cucked?
We're not yet official"
goddamn, pulitzer worthy material in those two lines alone.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339338&forum_id=2,#30334870) |
Date: November 4th, 2024 5:53 AM Author: 180 Carnelian Therapy
*slingshots panties at Johnsmeyer
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339338&forum_id=2,#48278983)
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