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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Unhinged church building candlestick maker
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
peach incel
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Unhinged church building candlestick maker
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Comical Startling Dog Poop Parlor
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Unhinged church building candlestick maker
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Confused milk theater stage
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Comical Startling Dog Poop Parlor
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Smoky feces community account
  09/22/23
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Unhinged church building candlestick maker
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Comical Startling Dog Poop Parlor
  09/22/23
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Histrionic cobalt mood
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
copper shaky garrison
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
trip lime market
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Excitant fat ankles
  09/22/23
Yes
Unhinged church building candlestick maker
  09/22/23
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Scarlet Skinny Woman
  09/22/23
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Disturbing supple temple
  09/22/23
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Swollen charismatic elastic band
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Histrionic cobalt mood
  09/23/23
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Swollen charismatic elastic band
  09/27/23
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violent learning disabled station friendly grandma
  10/01/23
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Curious International Law Enforcement Agency Mexican
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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Unhinged church building candlestick maker
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Vigorous indian lodge dopamine
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Unhinged church building candlestick maker
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Swollen charismatic elastic band
  09/22/23
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disgusting blood rage
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Brilliant odious goyim
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
soul-stirring orchestra pit
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Unhinged church building candlestick maker
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
diverse locale place of business
  09/22/23
...
Unhinged church building candlestick maker
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
passionate potus
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Confused milk theater stage
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Unhinged church building candlestick maker
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
passionate potus
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Unhinged church building candlestick maker
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
diverse locale place of business
  09/27/23
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Unhinged church building candlestick maker
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Mahogany institution
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Unhinged church building candlestick maker
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Mahogany institution
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Unhinged church building candlestick maker
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Mahogany institution
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Rose roast beef
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Marvelous stag film travel guidebook
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
multi-colored mother
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Marvelous stag film travel guidebook
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
Unhinged church building candlestick maker
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
alcoholic azure newt
  09/27/23
Ungh
electric stead
  10/01/23
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alcoholic azure newt
  10/02/23
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Unhinged church building candlestick maker
  10/01/23
Yes
Violet floppy sweet tailpipe area
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
coiffed philosopher-king brunch
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Unhinged church building candlestick maker

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: peach incel

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Unhinged church building candlestick maker

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Comical Startling Dog Poop Parlor

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Unhinged church building candlestick maker

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Confused milk theater stage

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Comical Startling Dog Poop Parlor

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Smoky feces community account

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Unhinged church building candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Comical Startling Dog Poop Parlor

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Histrionic cobalt mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: copper shaky garrison

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: trip lime market

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Excitant fat ankles

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Unhinged church building candlestick maker

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Scarlet Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Disturbing supple temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Swollen charismatic elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Histrionic cobalt mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Swollen charismatic elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: violent learning disabled station friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Curious International Law Enforcement Agency Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Unhinged church building candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Vigorous indian lodge dopamine

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Unhinged church building candlestick maker

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Swollen charismatic elastic band

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: disgusting blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Brilliant odious goyim

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring orchestra pit

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Unhinged church building candlestick maker

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: diverse locale place of business

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Unhinged church building candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: passionate potus

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Confused milk theater stage

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Unhinged church building candlestick maker

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: passionate potus

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Unhinged church building candlestick maker

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: diverse locale place of business

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Unhinged church building candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Mahogany institution

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Unhinged church building candlestick maker

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Mahogany institution

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Unhinged church building candlestick maker

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Mahogany institution

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Rose roast beef

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Marvelous stag film travel guidebook

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: multi-colored mother

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Marvelous stag film travel guidebook

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Unhinged church building candlestick maker

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: alcoholic azure newt

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: electric stead

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: alcoholic azure newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Unhinged church building candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Violet floppy sweet tailpipe area

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: coiffed philosopher-king brunch

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2,#49894111)