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BATTLE of the ZOOMERGF candidates, who do you pick? (RSF)

Obviously RICHZOOMERGF has stormed into the top slot after c...
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  01/28/26
I think that only the chick who comes from family money can ...
Mischievous resort
  01/28/26
The one who is currently at HEDGE FUND also comes from $ but...
Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin
  01/28/26
Yeah but even having once been a wagie I think is a ding. Lo...
Mischievous resort
  01/28/26
I’d like to find one I don’t want to cheat on wh...
Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin
  01/28/26
But why wouldn't you? Even Bobby had Cheryl Hines, really no...
Mischievous resort
  01/28/26
Feels like it just cheapens your entire marriage
Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin
  01/28/26
Nobody feels this way on Day 1. But how are you gonna feel 3...
Mischievous resort
  01/28/26
I know it’s not the norm but some people do it! It can...
Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin
  01/28/26
How will you know how you're going to feel in 30 years? It c...
Mischievous resort
  01/28/26
I would prefer NOT to use a surrogate she can get nip/tuck a...
Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin
  01/28/26
So you're saying don't get a prenup then? Don't PLAN for the...
Mischievous resort
  01/28/26
Prenup doesnt have to involve cheating, like 60% of marriage...
Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin
  01/28/26
but in 30 years you're not gonna be attracted to an old bag ...
Mischievous resort
  01/28/26
Who can say in 30 years.
Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin
  01/28/26
then it’s clearly #2 #1 “ambitions” mea...
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Her pursuit of those "ideas" would be raising equi...
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  01/28/26
then nobody will invest and she’ll be super upset that...
adventurous purple trust fund
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She is pretty shrewd and autistic, she would not like the id...
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i like you as a poaster but i cant for a second understand h...
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Normally i’d agree and I was surprised but it seems it...
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  01/28/26
im btfo
amber alpha cruise ship
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Believe me I thought my mindhold was also BTFO after years o...
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Yep exactly. I know guys whose parents raised cattle, you ne...
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JFC it's not about "pussy" you autist, it's about ...
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They're never going to need to get up or be anywhere on time...
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  01/28/26
No she’s an analyst
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Great well pick her and get her out of there so she stops ta...
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She waffles between a finance lateral, an MBA (pref Stanford...
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  01/28/26
1 is a nightmare and full of shit. Run
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she going to be a bitch. having a shrew career is the worst ...
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I dont think it’s in her character to be a bitch and s...
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#1 seems like the clear winner if you're looking for an actu...
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#2 is not at all vapid if anything she has more interests an...
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#2 seems like a no-brainer. if she's underweight, that means...
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  01/28/26
5’11” is normal for me, i’m 6'4"+ the...
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Do both know about and support your poasting?? Also pls p...
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cq's also, what do each think of tennis?
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  01/28/26
Both are tennis enjoyers and both “play” but not...
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wwop who are each's fave players? relatedly, is each p...
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  01/28/26
Haven’t asked fav players. Both 1,000% NOVAXXXX
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  01/28/26
text both of them now and revert!
Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  01/28/26
have asked both who they think will win the Australian.
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180 who you got? spicmonkey is gonna do it. he's eatin...
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  01/28/26
Tennis is boring now it's just Alcatraz vs Doobs over and ov...
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Will poast pics when home from gym. Both are aware I post on...
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You should give one of your logins to the winner. Subject to...
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May I suggest FFM till a clear winner emerges, at which poin...
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#1 would be up for this, #2 would not.
Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin
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another strike against #1 she seems nuts
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look man it's real simple which one would make the better...
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TBH I think they would both be top notch posters in complete...
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OK PICS here #1: https://postimg.cc/vcszBnvJ #2: https...
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my vote for #2 is even more clear btw, the link to #1 has...
Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  01/28/26
shame that imgbb became a TTTSEF
Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin
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#1 marginally hotter based on the pics, but pretty much a wa...
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congrats are premature, could always go south with both of t...
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pretty much a wash based on these pics, I’m sticking w...
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i'm heavily leaning #2 and have made plans for most of Feb w...
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Soo Cr
adventurous purple trust fund
  01/28/26
You trying to EUROFEB?
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I woukd like to make it to Olympics at least to see the spec...
adventurous purple trust fund
  01/28/26
Will be in Milan and Cortina Feb 18-23, HIT ME UP.
Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin
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YNY
adventurous purple trust fund
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how much time have you spent w #1 and when did/do you last/n...
Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  01/28/26
I last saw #1 in Nov., she will be here to St. Barth in abou...
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  01/28/26
wow, you buried the lede: #1 showing up in 2 hrs is the impe...
Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  01/28/26
Yeaaaa. I mean I had these plans with #1 before I even MET #...
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wow. would you call it off w #1 or just make an excuse to...
Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  01/28/26
It really depends how our time together goes. If I don't hav...
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This- 1 will go insane
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  01/31/26
Poas itt are insane, #1 is easily hotter and is a legit TALL...
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a 6'5'' HB? Has that ever been tried. Runaway ever increasin...
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Lol I meant tight end. im gay btw
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180
Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin
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#1 is definitely hotter, I prefer #2 personality from the de...
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#2 seems classier overall, but this is a 180 choice brother
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  01/28/26
#2 sounds like she'd make a 180 fempoaster. shut-in homebody...
Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  01/28/26
Too early to get her a moniker, but like I said I did TELL h...
Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin
  01/28/26
How slutty is each one? Who is more likely to cheat on you?
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Neither are at all slutty. #1 told me that she thinks if a w...
Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin
  01/28/26
#2 wins IMO
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flip a coin, men historically don't know how to pick women t...
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  01/28/26
i'm too insecure to date a woman 20 years younger and that h...
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Too be honest it's primarily about their personality and con...
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lmao. one of the girls in my band is mid-20s. i feel very aw...
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Is it the zoomer slang?
Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin
  01/28/26
No she’s very aspie. It’s just the age differenc...
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  01/29/26
as opposed to how chill and suave you ordinarily are around ...
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  01/28/26
Wow!
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yeah if only you got over your insecurities you'd be swimmin...
French Obsidian Hospital Blood Rage
  01/29/26
the big fake tits are prestigious
embarrassed to the bone site regret
  01/28/26
These chicks are hot. I’d lean towards #2
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  01/28/26
almost 100 poasts in and mymanides hasnt shown up. we could ...
Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  01/28/26
One thing is for sure, we know it's coming.
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  01/28/26
his hands are trembling with rage, needs to calm down first
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  01/28/26
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  01/28/26
showed wife this thread in the afternoon. she's been maf all...
Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  01/28/26
At this level of quality, I'm not sure that hard data you're...
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  01/28/26
Give yourself a chance to love her
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  01/28/26
That's literally the message. I'm as sappy a romantic as...
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  01/29/26
I think I still love every woman I have ever really loved fw...
Mischievous resort
  01/29/26
You think you are toying with the jealous horde, but you are...
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I told #1 about #2 and said let’s just be friends. It ...
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  01/30/26
!!! Sooo CR ZoomerGF choice how long was #1 visiting y...
Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  01/30/26
It was awkward AF and she asked WTF was going on and I was h...
Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin
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sounds like the decision made itself - u would have been war...
Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  01/30/26
As soon as #1 arrived I knew it was #2. I will not do anythi...
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  01/30/26
wow holy shit u must love #2 if u didnt even fuck #1
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  01/30/26
I’m extremely gay for #2, I didn’t think it was ...
Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin
  01/30/26
did u ever feel this way for ur exwife?
Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  01/31/26
Soo CR how did #1 take it?
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  01/30/26
All things considered I think she was relieved there was a r...
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  01/30/26
glad to hear actually we look forward to the adventures w...
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We spoke on the phone today before I went diving, she was re...
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yeah this shit doesnt repeat itself easily after a certain a...
adventurous purple trust fund
  01/30/26
Oh dear #1 said it was cool after I explained that I was rea...
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  01/31/26
wait what?
adventurous purple trust fund
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lol his poast, as initially written, screamed “hangove...
out-of-control trip stead fortuitous meteor
  01/31/26
To be fair given the timestamp it was just DRUNK.
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well in case you needed more confirmation that she aint the ...
adventurous purple trust fund
  01/31/26
It was clear right away #2 is the one.
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lol how long is #1 at ur place for?
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  01/31/26
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I'm not the divorced guy in his 40s asking for dating advice...
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Obviously RICHZOOMERGF has stormed into the top slot after coming out of NOWHERE. Completely didn't expect that, and have a lot of time with her planned in the future. However, prior to that, had a fairly long standing thing going with this other girl who was the CLEAR leader. Am I being too hasty in writing her off and going ALL IN on RICHZOOMERGF? Should I continue seeing both of them for a month or two and see who RIIIIISES to the top and make a decision by summer? WTF to do ZOZO? I will entertain further Qs but may not answer all.

Candidate #1

Age: 26

Height: 5'11'

Cans: BIG NATURALS

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Blue

Face: 9+

Employment: Prefitigious hedge fund 

Best Qualities: Smart, sweet, conservative, racist, wants to be tradwife

Worst Qualities: Mildly autistic, indecisive, subpar areola, bad skier, prone to go off on tangents for flavor of the month interests that she then abandons.

CANDIDATE #2

Age: 25

Height: 5'9''

Cans: BIG FAKIES

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Green

Face: 9+

Employment: Family money 

Best Qualities: Smart, sweet, caring, active, thoughtful, also based AF, kind, loves animals

Worst Qualities: Obsessed with her looks and maintaining them, not into partying AT ALL (don't want a party girl but maybe a little party sometimes), could gain 10lbs. 

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626277)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Mischievous resort

I think that only the chick who comes from family money can truly understand you. A kid needs two parents who don't work. That way you get offspring that are fully descended from the leisure class. You wouldn't want the kids to have any possibility of knowing what it's like to strive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626282)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

The one who is currently at HEDGE FUND also comes from $ but not nearly as much as the other girl. She wants to quit work and be a stay at home mom in the future. Although she has some idea about opening a chain of pilates studios which sounds an awful lot like work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626285)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Mischievous resort

Yeah but even having once been a wagie I think is a ding. Look at some of the classic American dynastic families, they've gone multiple generations of NOJERB. Very prestigious.

Also another thing you have to factor in is which one of them will you feel more comfortable cheating on in 20 years. Some day they'll be 40+ and you will still be able to date younger. Every guy does this just look at RFK and Olivia Nuzzi. Who will be better when it's time to cheat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626297)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

I’d like to find one I don’t want to cheat on when we’re oldmos!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626429)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Mischievous resort

But why wouldn't you? Even Bobby had Cheryl Hines, really not bad for her age but still was texting explicit shit to 33 year old. Surely you're not above this at 70+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626439)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Feels like it just cheapens your entire marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626443)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Mischievous resort

Nobody feels this way on Day 1. But how are you gonna feel 30 years from now? You didn't like your wife at all after a couple of years. Now imagine how much less you'll like this chick after decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626487)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

I know it’s not the norm but some people do it! It can happen!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626577)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: Mischievous resort

How will you know how you're going to feel in 30 years? It cannot be predicted. There's no way to measure it unless you're still poasting whether you became a cheatmo when your wife is 50+

Also are you going to do surrogacy so your wife never ruins her tummy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626603)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

I would prefer NOT to use a surrogate she can get nip/tuck after. Of course you can't know how you will feel then, but going into it picking based on who will be better to cheat on doesn't sound like a good start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626647)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Mischievous resort

So you're saying don't get a prenup then? Don't PLAN for the FUTURE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626658)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Prenup doesnt have to involve cheating, like 60% of marriages end in divorce. I think protecting assets in case something goes wrong is different than planning to cheat and not care about your wife from the drop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626668)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Mischievous resort

but in 30 years you're not gonna be attracted to an old bag who popped out 2 kids, now are you? I mean, I have like zero attraction to women in their 40s even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626714)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Who can say in 30 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626718)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: adventurous purple trust fund

then it’s clearly #2

#1 “ambitions” mean blowing a lot of someone’s money on various “businesses” that have terrible economics (aka expensive and time consuming hobbies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626787)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Her pursuit of those "ideas" would be raising equity to risk other people's $, not hers or mine. Still I don't think she'd actually follow through on running her own business, she doesn't seem like the type, needs an outwardly imposed structure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626798)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: adventurous purple trust fund

then nobody will invest and she’ll be super upset that you don’t want to invest in a “sure thing”

source: fairly wealthy friend whose wife blew a decent chunk of their money on a fancy clothing business. he knew it was dumb but had to let her do it cuz happy wife happy life haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626818)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

She is pretty shrewd and autistic, she would not like the idea of any risk and she prob has enough contacts from her finance time + being hot to get some rubes to throw $ in, but I don't think she'll ever do it. She talks about a lot moves, but just stays in her job. Both are frugal which is appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626824)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: amber alpha cruise ship

i like you as a poaster but i cant for a second understand how any guy over 35 can be remotely excited about a woman regardless of age even if shes a hymen inspected virgin

i get the illusion of having a young chick seem like shes into you for you is cool for the 1st few times but it gets old quikc and theyre literally all the same and the drop off is extremely noticable in zoomer chicks after 23-24 like exponentially.

maybe im an outlier natural who was getting bitches sincce like 1st grade and im just envious and wish i could give a fuck about this topic anymore, women are literally the least interesting thing for a late 30s man imo once their algorithm is figured out



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626289)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Normally i’d agree and I was surprised but it seems it is still possible to meet girls that actually make you feel something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626369)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: amber alpha cruise ship

im btfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626377)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Believe me I thought my mindhold was also BTFO after years of birdbrains and a divorce but there’s hope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626380)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: impressive bateful stag film sound barrier

Yep exactly. I know guys whose parents raised cattle, you never heard them rave about steak, they ate it every day. It was just normal to them. Female pussy is like that if you had access to it early and often. Just doesn't move the needle at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626623)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

JFC it's not about "pussy" you autist, it's about actually caring about someone as a person, something which most of us think is no longer possible at our jaded old ages. If this was about "pussy" it would be a thread with the unsolicited nudes an undergrad i'd been talking recently sent me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626629)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: impressive bateful stag film sound barrier

I'm not reading a single sentence about some random foid my guy if your thread was about choosing a console or gaming PC I'd read it and have a very constructive reply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626637)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: electric native dysfunction

Fakes are retarded and anyone getting them in early 20s is not wife material.

HF girl is in some bullshit marketing/HR role I assume?

Better to have a girl who understands the value of getting ur ass up and going to work, as long as she doesn't go overboard career shrewing.

Girl 2 with family money will be just as flippant and retarded about life as you PLUS the additional mental illnesses of being a young attractive woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626299)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: Mischievous resort

They're never going to need to get up or be anywhere on time ever again. It's a moot point. It's like saying King Charles ought to be gritty. It's never gonna happen so why bother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626304)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

No she’s an analyst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626371)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: electric native dysfunction

Great well pick her and get her out of there so she stops taking a man's jerb.

What's each girl's thoughts on enthusiastic blowjobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626379)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

She waffles between a finance lateral, an MBA (pref Stanford), an role at a biotech startup (she has STEM background), being a stay at home mom and pilates. See for example: her negatives section.

Both are FOR it but #2 is certainly more skilled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626385)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: Flesh Deer Antler Fat Ankles

1 is a nightmare and full of shit. Run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626302)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Explain friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626372)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Flesh Deer Antler Fat Ankles

she going to be a bitch. having a shrew career is the worst part bc shell errantly think she could have been someone if it wasnt for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626387)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

I dont think it’s in her character to be a bitch and she is INCREDIBLY submissive. She feels like she is obligated to strive for professional accolades due to where she is in life but she deep down wants to be a mom and pilates bimbo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626392)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: maroon affirmative action

I love men!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626313)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

We all do friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626386)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Swollen khaki double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: maroon affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626795)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: adventurous purple trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626796)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Sexy wonderful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49636558)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen jap

#1 seems like the clear winner if you're looking for an actual human person. #2 is good if you want a complete mon-entity, but i dont think that's who you want raising your chileren and you'll probably get bored with her. the downside of having some annoying traits that all fully-fledged people have is expected, but it beats having some vapid nothing you'll get annoyed with for different reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626463)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

#2 is not at all vapid if anything she has more interests and is up on more topics than #1, it’s just that #1 has a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626465)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

#2 seems like a no-brainer. if she's underweight, that means she's less likely to get fat. not into partying at all is very good for a tradwife; means she's more likely to get knocked up quickly, and you need to get going on that asap.

the flavor of month shit with #1 is going to be extremely annoying. is #2's obsession with her looks a bad thing? seems like all her "worst" things are good things. her fake tits seem to be the only negative i see.

and i agree with what others said that you're better off with a fellow girl who is among the idle rich.

also, 5'11 is too ghastly tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626483)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

5’11” is normal for me, i’m 6'4"+ they still seem short. I never really dip below 5'9” or maaaaybe as low as 5'7", for dating at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626503)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: mahogany generalized bond kitty

Do both know about and support your poasting??

Also pls poast pics of both thakn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626485)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

cq's

also, what do each think of tennis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626488)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Both are tennis enjoyers and both “play” but not in a serious way and are likely terrible aside from looking good in a tennis skirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626500)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

wwop

who are each's fave players?

relatedly, is each poisonvaxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626520)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Haven’t asked fav players. Both 1,000% NOVAXXXX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626536)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

text both of them now and revert!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626584)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

have asked both who they think will win the Australian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626674)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

180

who you got?

spicmonkey is gonna do it. he's eating some good paella.

tyrolean doobs has struggled to win his matches and may be gassed.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626886)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Tennis is boring now it's just Alcatraz vs Doobs over and over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626892)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Will poast pics when home from gym. Both are aware I post on an obscure racist lawyer board for gay mentally ill oldmos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626497)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: mahogany generalized bond kitty

You should give one of your logins to the winner. Subject to recission in the prenup, ofc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626518)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Abnormal old irish cottage lay

May I suggest FFM till a clear winner emerges, at which point ATD the 2nd place finisher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626540)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

#1 would be up for this, #2 would not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626774)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: adventurous purple trust fund

another strike against #1

she seems nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626805)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Mint laughsome nowag love of her life

look man it's real simple

which one would make the better poaster?

TYIA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626552)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

TBH I think they would both be top notch posters in completely different ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626676)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

OK PICS here

#1: https://postimg.cc/vcszBnvJ

#2: https://postimg.cc/V050vRC5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626627)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

my vote for #2 is even more clear

btw, the link to #1 has what appears to be her name in the file title u might want to fix that. wtf is this shitty site not scrubbing data?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626641)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

shame that imgbb became a TTTSEF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626671)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Silver Big Masturbator Theatre

#1 marginally hotter based on the pics, but pretty much a wash

congrats regardless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626644)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

congrats are premature, could always go south with both of them but ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626672)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: adventurous purple trust fund

pretty much a wash based on these pics, I’m sticking with #2

good luck whatever you decide!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626829)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

i'm heavily leaning #2 and have made plans for most of Feb with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626843)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: adventurous purple trust fund

Soo Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626919)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

You trying to EUROFEB?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626924)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: adventurous purple trust fund

I woukd like to make it to Olympics at least to see the spectacle, won’t know if I can swing it till next week though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626996)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Will be in Milan and Cortina Feb 18-23, HIT ME UP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49627006)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: adventurous purple trust fund

YNY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49627130)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

how much time have you spent w #1 and when did/do you last/next see her?

do you talk to either on the phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626926)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

I last saw #1 in Nov., she will be here to St. Barth in about two hours. I talk to both on the phone. I have been seeing #1 off and on since ~Feb. 2025. Harder to align schedules as she lives in London (but is open to moving to NY) and has a real job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626929)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

wow, you buried the lede: #1 showing up in 2 hrs is the impetus this whole thread.

how are you gonna manage to talk to #2 on the phone while #1 is here?

is there a reasonable expectation of exclusivity with #2?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49627032)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Yeaaaa. I mean I had these plans with #1 before I even MET #2. Felt like to ensure I wasn't getting ahead of myself I should spend some time with #1 and confirm if I really like #2 that much better or just recency bias/getting caught up in the moment. As it stands, I was supposed to see #1 again in Feb., but i've now committed to #2 for those dates, so I want to be sure before I cancel on #1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49627152)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

wow.

would you call it off w #1 or just make an excuse to keep the option open?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49627179)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

It really depends how our time together goes. If I don't have a clear cut answer at the end of this week I will probably make up a story as to why we need to reschedule. If it's clear that #2 is the way, i'll prob just break it off totally with #1. I don't want to risk jeopardizing things with #2, but I've also been seeing her for only a few weeks and don't want to be overly hasty in cutting #1 off, since for a long time she was my absolute top choice until #2 came out of nowhere. Both are head and shoulders better than the field of also rans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49627185)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Sexy wonderful principal's office

This- 1 will go insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49636565)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Violent orchid toaster locale

Poas itt are insane, #1 is easily hotter and is a legit TALL stunna which means ur sons could be 6'8" power forwards or 6'5" tailbacks. #2 is a plastic surgery whore who got a fucking boob job in her early 20s despite being hot already. Her mental illness will increase exponentially with age, get ready for some FREAKISH botox by 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626921)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

a 6'5'' HB? Has that ever been tried. Runaway ever increasing plastic surgery IS a concern. There's ZERO need to tinker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626927)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Violent orchid toaster locale

Lol I meant tight end. im gay btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49627119)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49627154)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: French Obsidian Hospital Blood Rage

#1 is definitely hotter, I prefer #2 personality from the description but #1 also seems fine

i would pick whoever is more doting/submissive/easier to get along with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49631533)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Appetizing personal credit line school

#2 seems classier overall, but this is a 180 choice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626722)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

#2 sounds like she'd make a 180 fempoaster. shut-in homebody who doesnt like to RAGE. get her a moniker stat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626819)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Too early to get her a moniker, but like I said I did TELL her about xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626826)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Puce home turdskin

How slutty is each one? Who is more likely to cheat on you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626867)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Neither are at all slutty. #1 told me that she thinks if a woman has 5 or more partners it becomes impossible for her to pair bond and hence can never cross that line. #2 dated the same person from ~ age 15-23, and when we got together told me she'd been celibate for the year prior whiiiich given her age doesn't leave a lot of room for much else in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626873)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 1:53 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone site regret

#2 wins IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626875)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: amber alpha cruise ship

flip a coin, men historically don't know how to pick women tbh

whoever gets your dick hard the easiest is best bet since its all seasonal anyway



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626910)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: chartreuse startled people who are hurt

i'm too insecure to date a woman 20 years younger and that hot.

i say get yourself a woman in her mid-30s (still pretty young!) and nice natural slightly sagging small Cs and a few wrinkles on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626928)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Too be honest it's primarily about their personality and connection I feel with them, mid 20s is already long in the tooth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49626935)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: chartreuse startled people who are hurt

lmao. one of the girls in my band is mid-20s. i feel very awkward and lame every time i talk to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49627084)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Is it the zoomer slang?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49627460)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: chartreuse startled people who are hurt

No she’s very aspie. It’s just the age difference. It’s like I’m her dad’s friend and it’s a chore for her to interact with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49629433)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen jap

as opposed to how chill and suave you ordinarily are around women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49627515)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 12:32 AM
Author: chartreuse startled people who are hurt

Wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49629432)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: French Obsidian Hospital Blood Rage

yeah if only you got over your insecurities you'd be swimming in hot young pussy lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49631537)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone site regret

the big fake tits are prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49627108)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring coral base

These chicks are hot. I’d lean towards #2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49627139)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

almost 100 poasts in and mymanides hasnt shown up. we could get to 200 once he shows and has a huge meltdown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49627182)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

One thing is for sure, we know it's coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49627187)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: adventurous purple trust fund

his hands are trembling with rage, needs to calm down first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49627211)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Mah brood wassa boiring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49627459)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

showed wife this thread in the afternoon. she's been maf all day that she thinks i'm jealous of rsf's life and that i wish i had a choice of 25 yr old blondes who are 10 lbs too skinny, and is maf i think rsf is living the dream life.

in any event, she says rsf should pick #2 bc a fellow idle rich girl is more compatible with his lifestyle and hes not gonna be able to relate to a career shrew. she said they look the same and otherwise seem identical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49628702)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: out-of-control trip stead fortuitous meteor

At this level of quality, I'm not sure that hard data you're giving us should hold any sway over soft factors.

Each of these girls is achingly attractive. They seem fun, each in their own way. They seem like they're from compatible places in life and would integrate well into your world. I assume that at this point you've got a pretty finely attuned radar for BPD succubus or other dark triad personality disorder kind of stuff.

So it's all down to the intangibles. Who most closely aligns to your values and goals. Who seems like real ride-or-die wife material (who among them would stay by your side through, say, cancer)? Who do you see yourself being genuinely content hanging out with on the couch most nights for the next 30 years?

FWIW, the fact that you're so excited about RICHZOOMERSNORKLEGF should really tell you all that you need to know. If you're being level headed about compatibility and red flags, then throw caution and your backup plans to the wind and go all-in on her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49629301)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Mischievous resort

Give yourself a chance to love her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49629346)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: out-of-control trip stead fortuitous meteor

That's literally the message.

I'm as sappy a romantic as a diagnosed sperg can be. But I've also been happily married for 20 some years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49629416)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 12:21 AM
Author: Mischievous resort

I think I still love every woman I have ever really loved fwiw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49629427)



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Date: January 29th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Cobalt Irradiated Electric Furnace

You think you are toying with the jealous horde, but you are revealing the superficial focus and input you value in making your most important life choices.

Which one would move to Sun Valley with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49631444)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

I told #1 about #2 and said let’s just be friends. It wasn’t close. #2 all the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49633987)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

!!!

Sooo CR ZoomerGF choice

how long was #1 visiting you for? did u kick her out early? how did she take it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49633992)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

It was awkward AF and she asked WTF was going on and I was honest about the situation and we agreed we can still be friends and have fun now that air is clear and she realizes she’s not going crazy and I have been treating her weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49634031)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

sounds like the decision made itself - u would have been warmer to her if u liked her better, and your heart told you that #2 is the clear winner.

that being said, did you fuck her after the talk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49634048)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

As soon as #1 arrived I knew it was #2. I will not do anything with her, loyal to #2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49634051)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

wow holy shit u must love #2 if u didnt even fuck #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49634054)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

I’m extremely gay for #2, I didn’t think it was possible to even feel this way about a girl after like age 16.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49634078)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

did u ever feel this way for ur exwife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49636724)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: adventurous purple trust fund

Soo CR

how did #1 take it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49634030)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

All things considered I think she was relieved there was a reason and I wasn’t treating her that way because I hate her for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49634034)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: adventurous purple trust fund

glad to hear actually

we look forward to the adventures with zoomer gf and hopefully babbies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49634044)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

We spoke on the phone today before I went diving, she was really upset being apart and complaining time isn’t moving fast enough until we reunite on Feb 5 😢. She sleeps in my tshirt every night 😢. However, DID make another turtle friend. Chill AF bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49634049)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: adventurous purple trust fund

yeah this shit doesnt repeat itself easily after a certain age so 18000000

pic of turtledood???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49634082)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Oh dear #1 said it was cool after I explained that I was really into #2 and that we could only be friends. So we went out for the eve then some old ladies told her she was the prettiest girl at the place and she made a push to get me to reconsider and went WAAAAY too hard on tequila and now she is puking in the toilet after puking in my car. Once I established she wasn't going to die while puking I bailed to call #2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49634933)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 3:04 AM
Author: adventurous purple trust fund

wait what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49635072)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: out-of-control trip stead fortuitous meteor

lol his poast, as initially written, screamed “hangover brain”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49635644)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

To be fair given the timestamp it was just DRUNK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49635648)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: adventurous purple trust fund

well in case you needed more confirmation that she aint the one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49636340)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

It was clear right away #2 is the one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49636398)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cerebral Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

lol how long is #1 at ur place for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49636728)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: maniacal lilac wrinkle

so basically you were feeding a partial set of information to your internet friends to help you justify cheating on #2? after basically trying to set the table for the same thing with your hs girl?

just move on from #2 already. for whatever reason she's not making you want to get serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49635668)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

Jesus christ man do you have the worst possible RC on XO? It's like you understood zero words written in either of those threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49635672)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: maniacal lilac wrinkle

I'm not the divorced guy in his 40s asking for dating advice on a dusty chatblog my guy.

If you really don't know what you want after as much living as you've done, you're pretty lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49636504)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

No, you’re just an actual retard using slang like dusty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49636547)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: sienna ungodly prole market

DESCRIBE subpar areola

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49636522)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: Crawly painfully honest voyeur foreskin

TOO BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49636549)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:39 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

Ljl if only anyone clocked as mentally ill the hot 20yo who was addicted to plastic surgery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827754&forum_id=2,#49904050)