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Kash Patel: FBI applicants can fuck hookers now. And oh yeah, dogs too

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/fbi-pros...
adulterous flesh crotch
  09/04/26
what about lizards? I bet he'd like to change that policy.
racy salmon tank associate
  09/04/26
waiting for the answer from kash
lake house masturbator
  09/04/26
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abnormal pearly doctorate church
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primrose hell
  09/10/26
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adulterous flesh crotch
  09/04/26
We were rejecting guys who fucked hookers? No wonder the ag...
Out-of-control Nursing Home Cuckoldry
  09/04/26
they prob still reject ppl for just smoking a joint a single...
lake house masturbator
  09/04/26
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Infuriating Gaped Mexican Institution
  09/04/26
Friend of mine also had offer pulled due to "inconclusi...
apoplectic shitlib
  09/04/26
lol in Trump's America our best and brightest LEOs pay for s...
Emerald Lay Boiling Water
  09/04/26
If bestiality is a bar you lose a ton of good white applican...
diverse toaster
  09/04/26
Go back to Pakistan faggot
Saffron glittery gay wizard
  09/04/26
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Ultramarine clown
  09/05/26
In two years of Trump, the DOJ and FBI have gone from being ...
Lemon national security agency plaza
  09/04/26
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Ultramarine clown
  09/05/26
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Emerald Lay Boiling Water
  09/05/26
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diverse toaster
  09/05/26
Degenerate trannies out. Chill, fratty dogfuckers in.
Hyperactive topaz library hominid
  09/04/26
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Infuriating Gaped Mexican Institution
  09/10/26
"if they have paid for sex three times or fewer in the ...
primrose hell
  09/05/26
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Infuriating Gaped Mexican Institution
  09/10/26
doesnt life epxeirnec ehelp u cathcing criminal ub asicalyl ...
massive cerise market
  09/10/26
MAGA!
abnormal pearly doctorate church
  09/10/26
"knew i should have waited for an fbi job opening"...
Soul-stirring rigpig theater stage
  09/10/26
beast mode
lime area ratface
  09/10/26
hexk ya!
naked corn cake base
  09/10/26
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So we looked at the data
  09/16/26
who the fuck actually gets hired for these jobs. ive never m...
Covid was a Hoax
  09/16/26
Serious answer: Mormons, mostly.
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  09/16/26
One of my friends worked there until last year. She's from S...
https://i.imgur.com/YbMiOBE.png
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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: adulterous flesh crotch

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/fbi-prostitution-bestiality-jobs-hiring-b3042852.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50116240)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: racy salmon tank associate

what about lizards? I bet he'd like to change that policy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50116241)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: lake house masturbator

waiting for the answer from kash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50116243)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:47 AM
Author: abnormal pearly doctorate church



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Date: September 10th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: primrose hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50127873)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: adulterous flesh crotch



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Date: September 4th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Out-of-control Nursing Home Cuckoldry

We were rejecting guys who fucked hookers? No wonder the agency is such a disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50116342)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: lake house masturbator

they prob still reject ppl for just smoking a joint a single time at age 16, i got an FBI conditional offer rejected many years ago cause failed polygraph, i didnt even inhale just blew off a joint once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50116355)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Infuriating Gaped Mexican Institution



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Date: September 4th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: apoplectic shitlib

Friend of mine also had offer pulled due to "inconclusive" polygraph and he did not even lie lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50116531)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Emerald Lay Boiling Water

lol in Trump's America our best and brightest LEOs pay for sex with hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50116358)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: diverse toaster

If bestiality is a bar you lose a ton of good white applicants. Dog fucking is pretty normalized at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50116599)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Saffron glittery gay wizard

Go back to Pakistan faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50116601)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Ultramarine clown



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: Lemon national security agency plaza

In two years of Trump, the DOJ and FBI have gone from being impossible to get considered to waving in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50116603)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Ultramarine clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50116975)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: Emerald Lay Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50117035)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 1:20 AM
Author: diverse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50117036)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Hyperactive topaz library hominid

Degenerate trannies out. Chill, fratty dogfuckers in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50116607)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 12:53 AM
Author: Infuriating Gaped Mexican Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50126205)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: primrose hell

"if they have paid for sex three times or fewer in the last decade"

They're going to have to ease that a lot further for many of the guys they need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50116967)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 12:53 AM
Author: Infuriating Gaped Mexican Institution



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Date: September 10th, 2026 12:58 AM
Author: massive cerise market

doesnt life epxeirnec ehelp u cathcing criminal ub asicalyl have to be a softcore one duhhh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50126207)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:21 AM
Author: abnormal pearly doctorate church

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50126276)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring rigpig theater stage

"knew i should have waited for an fbi job opening" (trump's new ice hires)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50126281)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:52 AM
Author: lime area ratface

beast mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50126300)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 6:01 AM
Author: naked corn cake base

hexk ya!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50126302)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50137812)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

who the fuck actually gets hired for these jobs. ive never met an fbi agent in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50137831)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Serious answer: Mormons, mostly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50138776)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/YbMiOBE.png


One of my friends worked there until last year. She's from Singapore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2,#50138781)