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texas politics mos: is abbott next?
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Date: May 27th, 2026 8:48 AM Author: UhOh cornyn gets beat by a notorious grifter and chip roy loses the AG primary to a trust fund kid who has never practiced a day in his life. abbott's looking a little moderate these days. does patrick try and take him out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869428&forum_id=2/#49903680) |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Patrick is a piece of shit, so probably a good chance he could become governor of that fuckhole state
He knows that Lt. Governor is actually a pretty sweet place to be though |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:05 AM Author: Richard Ames Why is Patrick a piece of shit and why do you think Texas is a fuckhole state? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869428&forum_id=2/#49903734) |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 11:06 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Texas being a fuckhole: see Houston, Dallas, and particularly Austin. See also Texans, with disco fries being a prime example
Patrick isn't a small government kind of conservative. He's a "use the power of government to make everyone my kind of conservative", which I think is the exact opposite of what being a conservative should be about. We need less molding of the people by the government and less centralized control, even though: see Houston, Dallas, Austin, and Texans generally |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 11:17 AM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball Just lol'ed at disco fries being the Texan exemplar. Could you imagine pivotal points in Texan or American history but the real men were swapped out with disco fries?
Battle of the Alamo: "I'm not going into battle. My gout is flaring up. And I billed 4 hours to earn enough to buy this coonskin cap and the last thing I need to do it get it dirty or else my wife is going to nag me about how difficult it is to wash. Let the Mexicans take it I say, I don't see the Texians coming to my house to maintain my backyard or do anything for me why should I fight the Mexicans for them? They probably prefer to be under Mexican rule anyway as there are more employment opportunities."
Oil being found at Spindletop: "This can only serve to increase my land valuation and thus my property taxes. We should cap this back off. Any economic gains to the country will be offset by me being slightly inconvenienced having to drive to work more or pay more in tax."
The first continental Congress: "What do you mean it's in Philadelphia? How can I afford to get there? Are you going to pay for me to travel from Boston? This will economically ruin me just to get there, and if we actually go through with it and have to fight the British? Who is going to fight them? Not me, my gout is out of control. The whole thing is fraud, independence is overrated."
Crossing the Delaware: "This is infuriating. It's cold. I am freezing. Why don't I just cross solo in business class later? I didn't see you guys crossing any rivers to help me clean up my back yard or deal with my neighbor. Turn this around right now or I am going to file an injunction in a court of equity." |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface This was great alternate timeline scholarship. 180 tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869428&forum_id=2/#49903861) |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Richard Ames Do you live in TX? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869428&forum_id=2/#49903871) |
Date: May 27th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Richard Ames Not sure how this would work given Abbott sailed through the primary and is very likely to win re-election. My sense is also that Abbott is mostly disliked by extremely, extremely, extremely online people who don't live in Texas and don't have a clue as to what people want in a Governor. The kinds of people that think James Fishback should be Governor of Florida because he is "based."
Texas is very conservative by all practical measures and is arguably the most successful mega conservative State or Nation on Earth. And it continues to move rightward despite what faggots from dying husk mainstream "news" outlets would have you believe. |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:06 AM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball MAGA Mayes has mega gay face, I expcet a gay sex scandal to cum out with him eventually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869428&forum_id=2/#49903735) |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Richard Ames He spent so much money to take out Chip, it's actually kind of insane. Ads showing Roy as being Pro Tranny and Pro Sharia law. Just so completely over the top. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869428&forum_id=2/#49903738) |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:21 AM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball Not really into politics and it seems this guy is married with a bunch of kids (they all are) but I fully expect an HD video of him sucking dick and taking a cumshot to the face to emerge within the next year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869428&forum_id=2/#49903751) |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:35 AM Author: Richard Ames I think he is actually pretty legit, though I don't think he's really the right guy to be Attorney General (though obviously better than whatever shitlib he'll run against). He was born into a sizable family oil business, but has basically been running it for over a decade after his father died. And he's been involved in Texas state politics as an elected official for several years. His ad campaigns were absolutely ridiculous, but he seems strong.
Though, I imagine he'll be provably less effective than Chip would've been. |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball I know nothing about their backgrounds or platforms. Chip Roy is a huge baldmo which is a massive negative and probably what cost him the election, but this MAGA Mayes guy looks like an effete little twink and I could bench him for reps. I hope now that he is done campaigning he can eat some BEEF or get some of Talarico's high protein tofu/jizz and bulk up a bit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869428&forum_id=2/#49903790) |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 12:11 PM Author: '''''''""'' There was some guy “Doc Pete Chambers” who was hyped up on X as being the Abbott-killer in the primary, he got like 8% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869428&forum_id=2/#49903864) |