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Hypo: $2500 a day taxfree to be alone in a room with NSAM. How long do you stay?

the room is pure white, 8x8, with nothing in it but two whit...
NSAM's Schizoid Conspiracy Advent Calendar
  11/25/25
mind altering is 120, what about coffee?
we're gonna do space force, we're doing dairy
  11/25/25
mind-altering is defined as substances such as alcohol which...
NSAM's Schizoid Conspiracy Advent Calendar
  11/25/25
can i just kill him right off the bat? dont really care abou...
Adolf Hitler Uunona
  11/25/25
the assistants monitor you 24/7 and will rush in if any phys...
NSAM's Schizoid Conspiracy Advent Calendar
  11/25/25
but where am I supposed to get a million dollars
faggot planet
  11/25/25
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ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp
  11/26/25
id live there
we're gonna do space force, we're doing dairy
  11/25/25
until you die so you can't even spend the money? a life alon...
NSAM's Schizoid Conspiracy Advent Calendar
  11/25/25
I take the deal and immediately commence to kick the shit ou...
Megathor lives!
  11/25/25
Congratulations! You now have NSAM's voice (at full volume) ...
faggot planet
  11/26/25
Worth it.
Megathor lives!
  11/26/25
Anyone? Anyone?
faggot planet
  11/26/25
that's way less money than a make at my job, which i would h...
6-7
  11/25/25


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Date: November 25th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: NSAM's Schizoid Conspiracy Advent Calendar (gunneratttt)

the room is pure white, 8x8, with nothing in it but two white sleeping bags and two white porcelain bedpans. if you touch NSAM the challenge ends and you will receive all your money the same as if you ended it. there is a slot on the bottom of the the locked door where you can turn in your bedpan and receive meals. the person who services this will take your food and beverage order up to 3 times a day. you can request any food and beverage you'd like and it will be delivered within an hour, aside from any mind-altering substances. you will never see the assistant and he will not respond to you. assistants are posted 24/7. NSAM will never physically touch you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460022)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: we're gonna do space force, we're doing dairy

mind altering is 120, what about coffee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460028)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: NSAM's Schizoid Conspiracy Advent Calendar (gunneratttt)

mind-altering is defined as substances such as alcohol which may make the experience more tolerable. mind-altering substances that make you more alert are allowed, so caffeine is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460038)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona

can i just kill him right off the bat? dont really care about the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460035)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: NSAM's Schizoid Conspiracy Advent Calendar (gunneratttt)

the assistants monitor you 24/7 and will rush in if any physical altercation occurs. however, you will likely have about 5 seconds before you can be stopped. if you can kill him with your bare hands during that, sure. but you'll at least be able to get a couple good kicks and punches in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460041)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: faggot planet (🧐)

but where am I supposed to get a million dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460046)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:11 AM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49461846)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: we're gonna do space force, we're doing dairy

id live there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460047)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: NSAM's Schizoid Conspiracy Advent Calendar (gunneratttt)

until you die so you can't even spend the money? a life alone in a room with NSAM manically schizoranting at you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460050)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Megathor lives!

I take the deal and immediately commence to kick the shit out of that annoying psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460066)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: faggot planet (🧐)

Congratulations! You now have NSAM's voice (at full volume) perpetually playing in your head for the rest of your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49461998)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Megathor lives!

Worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49462529)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: faggot planet (🧐)

Anyone? Anyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49462557)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: 6-7

that's way less money than a make at my job, which i would have to quit. so no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802414&forum_id=2/#49460067)