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Caroline Ellison gets out of jail in July. What's next for her?

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deranged parlour juggernaut
  12/15/25
Pinning the Weasel 2.0 but realistically she gets poached...
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she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legit...
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"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students ...
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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:29 AM
Author: deranged parlour juggernaut



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:33 AM
Author: flesh indian lodge

Pinning the Weasel 2.0

but realistically she gets poached by a new but semi-established crypto firm (e.g. Polymarket) so the company gets a temporary attention boost. She gets paid as an "advisor" but doesn't do any real work and enjoys a more stable life

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: deranged parlour juggernaut



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: flesh indian lodge

she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legitimately smart

but that's really not relevant right now. my prediction is that she coasts off of being a minor crypto celebrity and doesn't do any meaningful work from here on out. She will probably be vaguely focused on "effective altruism" again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510452)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:45 AM
Author: deranged parlour juggernaut



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: flesh indian lodge

"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students in the 2013, 2014, and 2015 Putnam Competitions.[27][28][29]"

are you saying she cheated on these or...

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:54 AM
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:22 PM
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:16 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 AM
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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:06 AM
Author: deranged parlour juggernaut



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Blue fragrant sweet tailpipe

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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: duck-like filthpig

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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good therapy

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: deranged parlour juggernaut



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Blue fragrant sweet tailpipe

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:26 PM
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:43 PM
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