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How the FUCK does XO like Asian massage parlors over strip clubs
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: lemon associate foreskin Asian massage parlors: ~$200 for some disgusting old crusty Asian woman giving you a shitty massage while you do the lay of shame afterwards. Looking over your shoulder all the time.
Strip club: ~$400 some hot 20’s chick of your choice dry humping you for 15 minutes. You do the walk of shame to car.
Both are horrible put nut clarity situations and I’m happy I don’t have to do either but jfc at people who even think about the former. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: vigorous chrome faggot firefighter This is a bizarre comparison that makes no sense. Strip club is a glorified Hooters where you're clothed the entire time and they just sit on you at max
Massage you are completely naked in a room alone.
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: Arrogant crystalline dysfunction Female poster here, just happy I can log in and make a post. And in honor of that - I'll just jump right in. If I were a guy I would definitely prefer the massage parlor. Wouldn't any introvert? Strip clubs are this whole public scene where you're surrounded by strangers. Seems distracting and gross. A massage is a 1:1 private experience plus you do get the massage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868717&forum_id=2/#49898320) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Heady stain pit stop outing the stuff your husband does (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868717&forum_id=2/#49898391) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: vibrant crackhouse Idk about the sex part but every massage I've gotten from an Asian lady has been 180, and I think at least one of the places I've gone has also been a place that offers happy endings. I have a lot of tension and those women are STRONG. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868717&forum_id=2/#49898325) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Ebony yarmulke you're a disgusting gay faggot and nobody gives a fuck about anything you think or talk about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868717&forum_id=2/#49898326) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 2:14 PM Author: lemon associate foreskin Found the parlor boi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868717&forum_id=2/#49898466) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:37 PM Author: Heady stain pit I assumed you were getting you nut off in both situations. Strip club you need at least a little game and not be repulsive to make it happen. Azn places sound like more of a idgf comfort zone setup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868717&forum_id=2/#49898387) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 2:14 PM Author: lemon associate foreskin I never got a nut at either. But I’ve gotten a massage by an old Asian lady. I’ve also gotten a lap dance from a 19 year old spinner. The former I couldn’t get hard if I tried. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868717&forum_id=2/#49898465) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 2:20 PM Author: vigorous chrome faggot firefighter I have 0 game and multiple strippers asked me to touch their vagina or just came on top of me while grinding. Actual sex with a stripper in a strip club would be insane
Also had Asian masseuse just randomly finish me off unsolicited at a normal Thai massage place. No idea what prompted her to do that |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 2:34 PM Author: lemon associate foreskin Right. Strippers are paid to do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868717&forum_id=2/#49898508) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:00 PM Author: seedy internet-worthy step-uncle's house circlehead they come from cultures where that's normal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868717&forum_id=2/#49899281) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:58 PM Author: Heady stain pit want to go in with me on an upscale brand of lap dance cummer athlesiure? Kind of like birddogs but lapdogs. Key difference would be zipper mechanism and/or easy access button fly so you could freeball and not risk injury (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868717&forum_id=2/#49899350) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 4:55 PM Author: Excitant Deer Antler Regret white men dont pay for sex bro. they certainly dont pay for asian hookers at sketchy massage joints (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868717&forum_id=2/#49898707) |