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Gave pregnant barista a ride home. Went about as well as you'd expect.
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Date: May 29th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy Went to coffee shop at closing to pick up coffee grounds to mulch my gooseberry plants with. Saw she was leaving on foot and offered her a ride. Now this isn't a random stranger, I grew up across the street from her dad's house. She knows me. It was unseasonably hot here like 90 degrees. I told her I'd drive her home. I had to help her get into my F150 cause she's so massively pregnant. We talked on the way back and it was going well then I said "I bet you can't wait to get home and take that bra off." and she clammed up. I didn't mean it in an inappropriate way I just know how women are. She had me drop her off at the end of her street and she walked the rest of the way. Her swollen breasts looked amazing with the seat belt in between them. She shouldn't be working at that size. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906704) |
Date: May 29th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball You ever make a pie with the gooseberries? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906706) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 1:37 PM Author: Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy This is my first year growing them but pies, jams, wines, etc. Are all on the table (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906709) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 1:44 PM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) poach them slowly with a small amount of sugar and eat them with a little cream or plain yogurt, they're so good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906729) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 1:49 PM Author: Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy Did that with our plums last year roasted at 450 with some cinnamon and a dash of salt then mixed in with plain skyr, simple incredible taste. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906740) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 1:53 PM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) yummy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906746) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 1:54 PM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball Alright let's get back on the topic at hand here, the pregnant barista with the swollen tits. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906748) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 5:34 PM Author: potatoes o'brien Let's see who can solve the Encyclopedia Brown puzzle of how FLW gave away his flame in this post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906944) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 6:13 PM Author: Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy I bought mature plants it already has berries on it. Not starting from seed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49907000) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Only insane guy in the room I just know how women are tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906710) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 6:21 PM Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49907010) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: nig therapy spotify podcast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906711) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 1:46 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906732) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 3:53 PM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) sad and pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906839) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 5:28 PM Author: Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy ?
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Date: May 29th, 2026 3:57 PM Author: Darnell let's say she were down. would you want to nut raw in that pussy, just inches away from the fetus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906847) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 3:58 PM Author: Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy Damn I thought today was saturday and I wouldn't have to deal with you people online (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906851) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 4:00 PM Author: Darnell what were you hoping to get out of giving her a ride? a ride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906856) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: Mo Bamba this one worries me because there's a chance it might be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906929) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 5:34 PM Author: Only insane guy in the room It's 100% real why would you think this was flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906945) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 6:16 PM Author: Mo Bamba (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49907004) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 6:43 PM Author: Bill Nye the Forced Bi Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49907028) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 5:05 PM Author: queensbridge benzo "and then i texted her about how i watch my neighbor jerk off" (doodik (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906934) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 5:39 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface You, uh...you wouldn't happen to have any pictures of them seatbelt-separated tits, would you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906951) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 5:41 PM Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906954) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 5:42 PM Author: Josh_Allen You catch any glimpse of those swollen toes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906956) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: dirigible behemothaur your comment was inappropriate bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906972) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 5:59 PM Author: gorpcore she didn't deny the bra comment fwiw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49906983) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 6:49 PM Author: which is what makes time travel possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869926&forum_id=2/#49907036) |