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onyx sanctuary
  12/15/25
Pinning the Weasel 2.0 but realistically she gets poached...
Beta roommate school cafeteria
  12/15/25
What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did...
onyx sanctuary
  12/15/25
she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legit...
Beta roommate school cafeteria
  12/15/25
both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism from all of her...
onyx sanctuary
  12/15/25
"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students ...
Beta roommate school cafeteria
  12/15/25
yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time hth
onyx sanctuary
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ivory impressive cruise ship multi-billionaire
  12/15/25
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onyx sanctuary
  12/15/25
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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:29 AM
Author: onyx sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510436)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:33 AM
Author: Beta roommate school cafeteria

Pinning the Weasel 2.0

but realistically she gets poached by a new but semi-established crypto firm (e.g. Polymarket) so the company gets a temporary attention boost. She gets paid as an "advisor" but doesn't do any real work and enjoys a more stable life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510439)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: onyx sanctuary

What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did nothing besides fraud drugs and dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510444)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: Beta roommate school cafeteria

she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legitimately smart

but that's really not relevant right now. my prediction is that she coasts off of being a minor crypto celebrity and doesn't do any meaningful work from here on out. She will probably be vaguely focused on "effective altruism" again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510452)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:45 AM
Author: onyx sanctuary

both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism

from all of her leaked emails she seems 90iq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510463)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: Beta roommate school cafeteria

"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students in the 2013, 2014, and 2015 Putnam Competitions.[27][28][29]"

are you saying she cheated on these or...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510466)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:54 AM
Author: onyx sanctuary

yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510473)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: duck-like green step-uncle's house



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Heady Mentally Impaired Useless Brakes Stage



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: Diverse Spot Feces

onlyfans/podcaster

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: Hyperactive lay

Unnnnngh

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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: ivory impressive cruise ship multi-billionaire

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510509)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:06 AM
Author: onyx sanctuary

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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Dull coldplay fan lodge

JFC

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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: adventurous crawly newt box office

Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49510526)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Milky provocative location

Team up with Elizabeth Holmes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49511518)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: onyx sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49526619)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Dull coldplay fan lodge

Phenotype Freaks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49526740)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: adventurous crawly newt box office

The OnlyFans Freak Carnival

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Elite locus giraffe

Imagine the smell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49526648)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: ocher buck-toothed orchestra pit

Only fans obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2/#49526674)