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every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 pur...
charismatic disrespectful sweet tailpipe stage
  12/23/25
i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and...
Titillating orchestra pit immigrant
  12/23/25
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unhinged seedy menage
  12/23/25
lol. same with every thanks email i send
charismatic disrespectful sweet tailpipe stage
  12/23/25
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unhinged seedy menage
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Carnelian lascivious locale
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unhinged seedy menage
  12/23/25
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mustard generalized bond
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unhinged seedy menage
  12/23/25
"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I ...
Startled turdskin
  12/24/25
I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU
orchid doobsian box office preventive strike
  12/29/25
EVERY SINGLE TIME
contagious wrinkle
  12/30/25
...
unhinged seedy menage
  01/17/26
I use the time-and-tested "I attach"
plum stage
  12/24/25
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orchid doobsian box office preventive strike
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contagious wrinkle
  12/30/25
nature of the assignment
Indigo Corn Cake Cumskin
  12/23/25
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unhinged seedy menage
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Indigo Corn Cake Cumskin
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Carnelian lascivious locale
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unhinged seedy menage
  12/23/25
tp
Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry
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unhinged seedy menage
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avocado beady-eyed stain
  01/14/26
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unhinged seedy menage
  01/14/26
I love cum and cocks brother
180 cream hall
  12/23/25
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Slippery glassy dilemma water buffalo
  12/29/25
The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER&...
gaped volcanic crater meetinghouse
  12/23/25
i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking...
Carnelian lascivious locale
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unhinged seedy menage
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Bronze roast beef
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unhinged seedy menage
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Titillating orchestra pit immigrant
  12/23/25
Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memph...
yellow theatre
  12/23/25
you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is g...
Carnelian lascivious locale
  12/23/25
I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv t...
yellow theatre
  12/23/25
it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with ...
Carnelian lascivious locale
  12/23/25
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Razzle lake church ape
  12/24/25
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electric misanthropic lay alpha
  12/24/25
ran here
contagious wrinkle
  12/23/25
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unhinged seedy menage
  01/04/26
"I'm Gay"
Chocolate drunken faggot firefighter karate
  12/23/25
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unhinged seedy menage
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Indigo Corn Cake Cumskin
  12/23/25
"tp."
Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry
  12/31/25
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unhinged seedy menage
  12/31/25
I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially gro...
Rough-skinned Home Trump Supporter
  12/23/25
180
unhinged seedy menage
  12/23/25
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Titillating orchestra pit immigrant
  12/23/25
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Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry
  12/23/25
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Bronze roast beef
  12/29/25
"My vertical crust."
impressive theater stage
  12/23/25
Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laug...
Judgmental Pungent Field Dingle Berry
  12/23/25
I blurted out fuck my ass once at work
Motley poppy principal's office
  12/23/25
same here with "nigger"
plum stage
  12/24/25
i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustwor...
Carnelian lascivious locale
  12/23/25
Twice she grounder her butthold
appetizing navy hissy fit parlor
  12/23/25
...
laughsome selfie
  12/23/25
tp
Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry
  12/30/25
I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, ...
Sapphire sandwich
  12/23/25
i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who jus...
Carnelian lascivious locale
  12/23/25
wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out
Apoplectic public bath boistinker
  12/23/25
BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp
Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry
  12/23/25
*scrape, scrape, scrape*
Apoplectic public bath boistinker
  12/23/25
WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every ...
yellow theatre
  12/23/25
lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo li...
charismatic disrespectful sweet tailpipe stage
  12/23/25
Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance"...
yellow theatre
  12/23/25
ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get i...
charismatic disrespectful sweet tailpipe stage
  12/23/25
180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006
Heady Buff Jewess Juggernaut
  12/23/25
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yellow theatre
  12/23/25
this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didn...
charismatic disrespectful sweet tailpipe stage
  12/23/25
i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the...
Internet-worthy adventurous psychic deer antler
  12/23/25
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unhinged seedy menage
  01/04/26
whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic a...
Heady Buff Jewess Juggernaut
  12/23/25
Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding
outnumbered boyish stead
  12/23/25
Thanks!
contagious wrinkle
  12/23/25
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Heady Buff Jewess Juggernaut
  12/23/25
Thanl!*
yellow theatre
  12/23/25
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mind-boggling hospital
  12/31/25
You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot
Aromatic Cocky Goal In Life Cuckoldry
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Supple quadroon legend
  12/23/25
relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "da...
Carnelian lascivious locale
  12/24/25
Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if...
Mahogany liquid oxygen
  12/23/25
WHOOOSHHH! and 180
hyperventilating vengeful feces
  12/23/25
Woah, CR
Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry
  12/23/25
😽😽😽
unhinged seedy menage
  12/23/25
...
Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry
  12/24/25
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unhinged seedy menage
  12/29/25
Concerned Dad here,
floppy buck-toothed newt
  12/23/25
tp.
Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry
  12/31/25
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unhinged seedy menage
  12/31/25
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Orange Hairraiser Stag Film
  01/09/26
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unhinged seedy menage
  01/15/26
mostly BOM threads CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEG...
maize diverse chapel
  12/24/25
Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm. towards...
Carnelian lascivious locale
  12/24/25
Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his...
Exciting Azn School Cafeteria
  12/24/25
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plum stage
  12/24/25
I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thu...
orchid doobsian box office preventive strike
  12/29/25
I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash l...
light theater
  12/30/25
How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horr...
yellow theatre
  12/24/25
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Irradiated Indian Lodge Laser Beams
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orchid doobsian box office preventive strike
  12/29/25
I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and ...
Deep awkward church building
  12/24/25
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avocado beady-eyed stain
  01/14/26
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unhinged seedy menage
  01/14/26
Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII
Comical therapy
  12/24/25
Fuck my ass
Exciting Azn School Cafeteria
  12/24/25
tp
Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry
  12/31/25
...
unhinged seedy menage
  12/31/25
here’s the thing about peterman and doobs when doob...
Bright forum
  12/24/25
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mint wonderful patrolman resort
  12/24/25
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orchid doobsian box office preventive strike
  12/29/25
Deals have to close
Razzle lake church ape
  12/24/25
tp
Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry
  12/31/25
...
unhinged seedy menage
  12/31/25
none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser
outnumbered boyish stead
  12/24/25
tp
Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry
  12/24/25
Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.
Mahogany liquid oxygen
  12/24/25
...
Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry
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unhinged seedy menage
  12/29/25
MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp
Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry
  12/24/25
- Paul Atreides tp, probably
unhinged seedy menage
  12/29/25
180 cr tp
Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry
  12/30/25
...
unhinged seedy menage
  12/31/25
"Oh, what a scholar!"
electric misanthropic lay alpha
  12/24/25
"tp."
Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry
  12/30/25
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unhinged seedy menage
  12/31/25
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sinister rigpig community account
  12/24/25
thank i have to go back and add an 's'
Maniacal walnut incel
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unhinged seedy menage
  01/14/26
I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out&hellip...
marvelous ruddy point
  12/25/25
I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times i...
Thriller range striped hyena
  12/29/25
"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined ...
insecure tank casino
  12/29/25
my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other da...
Alcoholic milky digit ratio pozpig
  12/29/25
this was also boom
orchid doobsian box office preventive strike
  12/29/25
Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?
Sooty library
  12/29/25
This.
Lime crotch station
  01/14/26
Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forg...
maize diverse chapel
  12/30/25
The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the ...
ultramarine university depressive
  12/30/25
nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn l...
Exhilarant step-uncle's house mexican
  12/30/25
tp.
Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry
  12/30/25
doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast...
Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry
  12/30/25
Inuit man
Carmine pit windowlicker
  12/30/25
tp
Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry
  12/30/25
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unhinged seedy menage
  01/09/26
Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I th...
Glittery Purple National Voyeur
  01/09/26
180^180
unhinged seedy menage
  01/09/26
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Orange Hairraiser Stag Film
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unhinged seedy menage
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: charismatic disrespectful sweet tailpipe stage

every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 purchase, i quote CSLG to my wife about the best part of being rich (cf. his buying soda cup for water)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534307)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Titillating orchestra pit immigrant

i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and “Behold, the attachment” basically every time I email a meaningful attachment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534320)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: charismatic disrespectful sweet tailpipe stage

lol. same with every thanks email i send

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534357)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Carnelian lascivious locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534372)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534375)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: mustard generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535572)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535590)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Startled turdskin

"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I interact with friends and colleagues still at firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49536587)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: orchid doobsian box office preventive strike

I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548935)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: contagious wrinkle

EVERY SINGLE TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49549293)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49596828)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: plum stage

I use the time-and-tested "I attach"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537870)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: orchid doobsian box office preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548910)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: contagious wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49549292)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Indigo Corn Cake Cumskin

nature of the assignment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534324)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534327)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Indigo Corn Cake Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534358)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534359)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Carnelian lascivious locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534378)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534404)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551294)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552223)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: avocado beady-eyed stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590186)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590190)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: 180 cream hall

I love cum and cocks brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534355)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Slippery glassy dilemma water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548918)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: gaped volcanic crater meetinghouse

The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Carnelian lascivious locale

i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking "gimme the beef boy." in fact, not flame, i just had to google the song to remember the real lyric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534377)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534387)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Bronze roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534401)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534402)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Titillating orchestra pit immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534589)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: yellow theatre

Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memphis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534643)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Carnelian lascivious locale

you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is goatus potus tier too. couldn't stop thinking about it recently because of the anniversary of the edmund fitzgerald.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534655)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: yellow theatre

I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv there was a ton of Edmund Fitzgerald meme'ing IRL though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Carnelian lascivious locale

it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with men. we do share a cosmic fraternity that slimepits will never grasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534677)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Razzle lake church ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537113)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: electric misanthropic lay alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537126)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: contagious wrinkle

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534850)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49562316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Chocolate drunken faggot firefighter karate

"I'm Gay"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534395)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534403)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Indigo Corn Cake Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534689)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552238)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552247)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Home Trump Supporter

I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially groups of muskrats, raccoons, squirrels, beavers, platypuses, because of zeke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534411)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Titillating orchestra pit immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535803)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Bronze roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: impressive theater stage

"My vertical crust."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534418)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Judgmental Pungent Field Dingle Berry

Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laughing to myself like a lunatic.

I'm constantly thinking "fuck my ass", "I'm gay", and "nigger!" in response to everyday life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534419)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Motley poppy principal's office

I blurted out fuck my ass once at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534540)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: plum stage

same here with "nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537875)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Carnelian lascivious locale

i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustworthy people as a derivation of "i'm screwed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534556)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: appetizing navy hissy fit parlor

Twice she grounder her butthold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: laughsome selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534760)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551289)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Sapphire sandwich

I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, who just joined" posts when I dial into a zoom call early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Carnelian lascivious locale

i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who just joined" *robot voice* "ASSFAGGOT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534613)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Apoplectic public bath boistinker

wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534617)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry

BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534628)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Apoplectic public bath boistinker

*scrape, scrape, scrape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534631)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: yellow theatre

WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every cfb season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534645)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: charismatic disrespectful sweet tailpipe stage

lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo lingo. i said something to my dad recently about tyrolean doobs and got a puzzled look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534753)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: yellow theatre

Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance" Rafa Nadal or Lance Alcatraz are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534761)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: charismatic disrespectful sweet tailpipe stage

ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535454)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Heady Buff Jewess Juggernaut

180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534839)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: yellow theatre

89763247893264987342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534846)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: charismatic disrespectful sweet tailpipe stage

this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didnt know it was you. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535455)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Internet-worthy adventurous psychic deer antler

i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the maine stream media

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534712)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49562315)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Heady Buff Jewess Juggernaut

whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic and calling the groom a faggot

also at thanksgiving, doobs again, declaring the stuffing is mushy, reminding him of pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534837)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: outnumbered boyish stead

Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534843)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: contagious wrinkle

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534852)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Heady Buff Jewess Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534855)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: yellow theatre

Thanl!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49534856)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552242)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Aromatic Cocky Goal In Life Cuckoldry

You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535430)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Supple quadroon legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535433)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Carnelian lascivious locale

relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "dat too many lettuce"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49536685)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Mahogany liquid oxygen

Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if FLW thought of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535561)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: hyperventilating vengeful feces

WHOOOSHHH! and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry

Woah, CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535594)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage

😽😽😽

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535702)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537174)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49547910)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: floppy buck-toothed newt

Concerned Dad here,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49535809)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552243)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552250)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Orange Hairraiser Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49576888)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49592642)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: maize diverse chapel

mostly BOM threads

CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEGE IS A FUCKING JOKE (TAKE OUT SOME MORE LOANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!)

I want total chaos communism

I want to be beaten to death with baseball bat on tv

Etc

Theres also stuff like petro once did a series of posts on what it would be like to wake and bake and play bubble bobble as an 80s college student but those are much fuzzier memories where I can't actually recall what was posted

I think about the bizbort a lot and periodically bump like 30 threads from there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49536591)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Carnelian lascivious locale

Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm.

towards what end?

I'd say right about in the middle.

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49536692)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Exciting Azn School Cafeteria

Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his pay today”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537065)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: plum stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537877)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: orchid doobsian box office preventive strike

I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thugs in black dresses"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548944)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: light theater

I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551280)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: yellow theatre

How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horror or she's in adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537867)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Irradiated Indian Lodge Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551284)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: orchid doobsian box office preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548941)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Deep awkward church building

I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and "pretty much anywhere we want" around my relatively normal friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49536595)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: avocado beady-eyed stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590188)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Comical therapy

Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49536773)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Exciting Azn School Cafeteria

Fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537064)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552241)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552253)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Bright forum

here’s the thing about peterman and doobs

when doobs struts into the flyin' j to get his shitpipe stuffed with man juice, everyone knows what's up. he's an old-timer by now. he's like the old motherly waitress/chef at the family-owned diner where you grew up — one look at you walking through the front door and, with a warm smile and nod, she gets cracking on your old regular order without a hitch, not having forgotten even though you haven't been there for five years. doobs knows all the johns by now, knows just how they like it, and comes ready to please. when the deed is done, the deed is done right, and everyone goes home happy — both the ginger with the brimming boipussy and the john with the emptied load. there's almost a semblance of respect in it all — everyone knows their place and puts their heads down to get the job done.

but peterman's new to this game. he scampers in like a bucking bull — arms akimbo, rosebud wide — pining uncontrollably for a heaping slab of man meat and a slurp of the ol' west virginia chowdah. no grace. no control. no self-respect. he comes in hungry as they come, but he's gotta learn how to please — and the johns gotta keep puttin' him in his place. a nice hard smack here and there. leave a beet red hand print on that ass so the next trucker knows that this boy's an ornery one. but he'll learn his way around a cock if it's the last thing he does — he's puttin' in hours at record pace, and the boys at the ol' j won't have it any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537107)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: mint wonderful patrolman resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537125)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: orchid doobsian box office preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548945)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Razzle lake church ape

Deals have to close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537117)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552237)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552255)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: outnumbered boyish stead

none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537119)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537175)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: Mahogany liquid oxygen

Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537558)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537863)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548883)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry

MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537177)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage

- Paul Atreides tp, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548884)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry

180 cr tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551288)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552221)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: electric misanthropic lay alpha

"Oh, what a scholar!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537707)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551291)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49552222)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: sinister rigpig community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537712)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Maniacal walnut incel

thank

i have to go back and add an 's'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49537721)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590182)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: marvelous ruddy point

I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out…” recently irl

That poast really stuck with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49539135)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Thriller range striped hyena

I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times in social contexts

both times people asked "what" and I had to hastily backtrack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: insecure tank casino

"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined basketball for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548917)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic milky digit ratio pozpig

my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other day about this. i told it to her, i don't know, a decade ago? she still thinks about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548930)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: orchid doobsian box office preventive strike

this was also boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548948)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Sooty library

Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49548942)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Lime crotch station

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590370)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: maize diverse chapel

Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forgotten 4-reply bizbort post) but "unrealized gains realized" pops in my head all the time. A powerful turn of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49550723)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: ultramarine university depressive

The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the 31st: Jason enters his time”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49550734)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant step-uncle's house mexican

nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn language like lao or hmong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551263)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551282)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry

doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551281)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Carmine pit windowlicker

Inuit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551287)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship faggotry

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49551298)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49576856)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Glittery Purple National Voyeur

Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I think of "Garbage man will earn his keep today"

Also a random thread that asked "Are handrails prole?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49577083)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49577139)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Orange Hairraiser Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49590343)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: unhinged seedy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2/#49596831)