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Got kicked out of Whole Foods for hitting on a woman, woke bullshit

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. T...
floppy saffron rigor
  05/01/26
did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you ...
Ruddy spectacular mother
  05/01/26
Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school
floppy saffron rigor
  05/01/26
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peach foreskin fanboi
  05/01/26
idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like wha...
Ruddy spectacular mother
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mustard contagious rehab sound barrier
  05/01/26
The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp
hyperactive beady-eyed wrinkle faggot firefighter
  05/01/26
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floppy saffron rigor
  05/02/26
"she blushed and said uh maybe another time" ...
Fragrant obsidian dilemma multi-billionaire
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Apoplectic gay theatre
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Enola str8
  05/21/26
Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread
Garnet arousing whorehouse
  05/01/26
If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her ...
lake striped hyena
  05/01/26
down her ass crack and smell it after tp
internet-worthy windowlicker dog poop
  05/01/26
libs ruined everything Libs surveing smoldering, ruined Am...
Apoplectic gay theatre
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irradiated business firm
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: floppy saffron rigor

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass. So I walk up to her and start a conversation. Things were totally normal. I complimented her on the pants and she was very receptive to that, then I asked if I could run my hand down her ass crack and smell it after and she blushed and said uh maybe another time. So I went to check out, a bald lib man (store manager) rushes me and makes a big show of telling me to leave immediately. He took my photo and said he'd call the police if I ever returned. I gave him my faggy salad and mineral water to put back and went home kinda bemused. Can't do shit anymore as a man.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Ruddy spectacular mother

did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you were asking her

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: floppy saffron rigor

Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: peach foreskin fanboi



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Ruddy spectacular mother

idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like whats described in the op. 180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: mustard contagious rehab sound barrier



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: hyperactive beady-eyed wrinkle faggot firefighter

The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: floppy saffron rigor



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Fragrant obsidian dilemma multi-billionaire

"she blushed and said uh maybe another time"

since you can't go back to the whole foods you should find her at some other place and ask her there. She's clearly open to the idea. Poast everything you know about her and which Whole Foods this was, your XO bros can help you out with the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2/#49857622)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:49 AM
Author: Apoplectic gay theatre



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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Enola str8



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Garnet arousing whorehouse

Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2/#49858073)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: lake striped hyena

If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her leaving his house

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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: internet-worthy windowlicker dog poop

down her ass crack and smell it after tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2/#49858365)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: Apoplectic gay theatre

libs ruined everything

Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2/#49859032)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:53 AM
Author: irradiated business firm



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