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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
effete hideous public bath
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
Pale House
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
ruddy chad bbw
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
razzle personal credit line
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
Pale House
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Cracking Point Kitty Cat
  12/15/25
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Vivacious Tripping Business Firm Juggernaut
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
disrespectful dilemma
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
effete hideous public bath
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Medicated dead set
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
effete hideous public bath
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Medicated dead set
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
disrespectful dilemma
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
effete hideous public bath
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
disrespectful dilemma
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
big alcoholic mental disorder
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
disrespectful dilemma
  12/15/25
cambodia town
arousing base
  12/15/25
...
Motley Space
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
effete hideous public bath
  12/15/25
...
Motley Space
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
Bull Headed Stag Film
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
transparent duck-like theatre friendly grandma
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
Henna orchestra pit
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
disrespectful dilemma
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
transparent duck-like theatre friendly grandma
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Swashbuckling narrow-minded cruise ship persian
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
disrespectful dilemma
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Swashbuckling narrow-minded cruise ship persian
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
Bull Headed Stag Film
  12/15/25
...
disrespectful dilemma
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
floppy ratface
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
excitant drunken sneaky criminal center
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
Sable idiotic feces useless brakes
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
dashing jewess
  12/15/25
...
Domesticated Charismatic Toilet Seat Indian Lodge
  12/15/25
...
orchid diverse clown
  12/15/25
...
Startling wine kitty
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
ivory native
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
dashing jewess
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
Electric Heaven New Version
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
dashing jewess
  12/15/25
...
Swashbuckling narrow-minded cruise ship persian
  12/15/25
yes, so
Electric Heaven New Version
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
beady-eyed resort mexican
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
arousing base
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
beady-eyed resort mexican
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Unholy casino
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
floppy ratface
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
arousing base
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Unholy casino
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
orchid diverse clown
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
Electric Heaven New Version
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
floppy ratface
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
Ultramarine wild bawdyhouse
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
effete hideous public bath
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
orchid diverse clown
  12/15/25
...
Swashbuckling narrow-minded cruise ship persian
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
arousing base
  12/16/25
...
Ultramarine wild bawdyhouse
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
Pale House
  12/16/25
OKay
sooty soggy hell philosopher-king
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
angry comical fanboi
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
vigorous coral principal's office shitlib
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
angry comical fanboi
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
Know-it-all white hall cuck
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
dashing jewess
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
titillating gas station
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
effete hideous public bath
  12/17/25
tp
Spruce odious skinny woman
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: effete hideous public bath

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Pale House

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: ruddy chad bbw

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: razzle personal credit line

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Pale House

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Cracking Point Kitty Cat

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Vivacious Tripping Business Firm Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: disrespectful dilemma

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: effete hideous public bath

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Medicated dead set

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: effete hideous public bath

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Medicated dead set

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: disrespectful dilemma

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: effete hideous public bath

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: disrespectful dilemma

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: big alcoholic mental disorder

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: disrespectful dilemma

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: arousing base

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Motley Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: effete hideous public bath

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Motley Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Bull Headed Stag Film

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: transparent duck-like theatre friendly grandma

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Henna orchestra pit

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: disrespectful dilemma

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: transparent duck-like theatre friendly grandma

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling narrow-minded cruise ship persian

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: disrespectful dilemma

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling narrow-minded cruise ship persian

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Bull Headed Stag Film

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: disrespectful dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: floppy ratface

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: excitant drunken sneaky criminal center

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Sable idiotic feces useless brakes

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: dashing jewess

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Domesticated Charismatic Toilet Seat Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: orchid diverse clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Startling wine kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: ivory native

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: dashing jewess

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Electric Heaven New Version

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: dashing jewess

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling narrow-minded cruise ship persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Electric Heaven New Version

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed resort mexican

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: arousing base

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed resort mexican

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Unholy casino

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: floppy ratface

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: arousing base

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Unholy casino

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: orchid diverse clown

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Electric Heaven New Version

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: floppy ratface

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Ultramarine wild bawdyhouse

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: effete hideous public bath

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: orchid diverse clown

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling narrow-minded cruise ship persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: arousing base

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Ultramarine wild bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Pale House

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: sooty soggy hell philosopher-king

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: angry comical fanboi

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: vigorous coral principal's office shitlib

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: angry comical fanboi

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Know-it-all white hall cuck

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: dashing jewess

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: titillating gas station

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2/#49515777)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: effete hideous public bath

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
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