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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/17/25
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Flatulent milk corner
  12/17/25
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arrogant pit sweet tailpipe
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
Mischievous stead immigrant
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/17/25
Boom
Unhinged background story hairy legs
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
Unhinged background story hairy legs
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
Unhinged background story hairy legs
  12/17/25
Incredible
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/17/25
boom lives
doobsian old irish cottage cruise ship
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Mischievous stead immigrant
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
metal impertinent preventive strike pisswyrm
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
Unhinged background story hairy legs
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/17/25
wmtp
marvelous twisted locus
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Heady french chef mother
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Heady french chef mother
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Heady french chef mother
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Grizzly Faggotry
  12/17/25
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Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/17/25
evan39
Laughsome Wrinkle
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Flatulent milk corner
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Khaki Twinkling Uncleanness Field
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Khaki Twinkling Uncleanness Field
  12/17/25
who are you
doobsian old irish cottage cruise ship
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Khaki Twinkling Uncleanness Field
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
doobsian old irish cottage cruise ship
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Laughsome Wrinkle
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Sable prole
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Khaki Twinkling Uncleanness Field
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Khaki Twinkling Uncleanness Field
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Khaki Twinkling Uncleanness Field
  12/18/25
whokobe
doobsian old irish cottage cruise ship
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Grizzly Faggotry
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Grizzly Faggotry
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
overrated pervert shrine
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
doobsian old irish cottage cruise ship
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
overrated pervert shrine
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
doobsian old irish cottage cruise ship
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
overrated pervert shrine
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/17/25
(n00b)
overrated pervert shrine
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
Cerebral locale
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Zippy rusted giraffe halford
  12/18/25
Stfu
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Turquoise Stimulating Legal Warrant Codepig
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
violent school quadroon
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Pink Concupiscible Stain
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Saffron chapel roast beef
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested
  12/18/25
Thanks.
Cerebral locale
  12/18/25
Boom
coiffed boistinker
  12/18/25
whokebe
rough-skinned indigo multi-billionaire
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Flatulent milk corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: arrogant pit sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Mischievous stead immigrant

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Unhinged background story hairy legs

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Unhinged background story hairy legs

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Unhinged background story hairy legs

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: doobsian old irish cottage cruise ship

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Mischievous stead immigrant

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: metal impertinent preventive strike pisswyrm

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Unhinged background story hairy legs

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: marvelous twisted locus

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Heady french chef mother

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Heady french chef mother

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Heady french chef mother

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Grizzly Faggotry

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Laughsome Wrinkle

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Flatulent milk corner

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Khaki Twinkling Uncleanness Field

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Khaki Twinkling Uncleanness Field

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: doobsian old irish cottage cruise ship

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Khaki Twinkling Uncleanness Field

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: doobsian old irish cottage cruise ship

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Laughsome Wrinkle

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Sable prole

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Khaki Twinkling Uncleanness Field

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Khaki Twinkling Uncleanness Field

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Khaki Twinkling Uncleanness Field

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: doobsian old irish cottage cruise ship

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Grizzly Faggotry

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Grizzly Faggotry

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: overrated pervert shrine

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: doobsian old irish cottage cruise ship

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: overrated pervert shrine

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: doobsian old irish cottage cruise ship

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: overrated pervert shrine

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: overrated pervert shrine

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Cerebral locale

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Zippy rusted giraffe halford

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Turquoise Stimulating Legal Warrant Codepig

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: violent school quadroon

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Pink Concupiscible Stain

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Saffron chapel roast beef

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious pistol idea he suggested

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Cerebral locale

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: coiffed boistinker

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: rough-skinned indigo multi-billionaire

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2/#49519546)