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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: out-of-control corn cake



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king

Kevin McCallister is now in biglaw, he just fell asleep at 2 am while a boomer partner is looking over a document Kevin worked all night on. He sees a typo in his clients name on page 38, he looks up and yells

"KEVIN!"

Mccallister wakes up in a cold sweat as if he heard him directly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28019649)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:12 AM
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Date: June 25th, 2015 10:46 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:50 PM
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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:29 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:13 AM
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Kevin goes up to partner, "IM NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28019663)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:01 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king

Kevin says he has to leave at 6 since family is over, boomer partner plans to drive by to ensure the veracity of this claim, kevin uses michael jordan cut outs and mannequin to make a fake party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28019669)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:31 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:43 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 1:58 AM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:05 AM
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Date: June 25th, 2015 10:45 PM
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Date: June 25th, 2015 10:46 PM
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Date: November 28th, 2015 6:33 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:13 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:45 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:10 PM
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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:59 AM
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Date: December 24th, 2016 12:15 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Useless Hall Community Account

Senior Associate pointing out old Partner to Kevin: "He just walks up and down the halls each day asking people about their hours. He has a big pile of papers in his office, where some say he keeps the bodies of Associates who were below target."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28019750)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king

There are 15 associates on this case and you're the only one who has to cause typos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28020166)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: sick turdskin affirmative action

"I don't want to do doc review with Fuller. He'll drink too much and piss himself."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28020262)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Supple Jet Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28026072)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: Laughsome bat shit crazy space sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28026079)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: wonderful boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29414564)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: Supple Jet Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#33771036)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: out-of-control corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#36839076)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: Useless Hall Community Account

Partner to Kevin in front of deal team: "Look what you did you little JERK"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28020283)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Supple Jet Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28026073)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:11 AM
Author: Laughsome bat shit crazy space sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28026080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: out-of-control corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28261349)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Disgusting son of senegal

Kevin digging through the insulated bag from Seamless: "Hey, who took my vegan pad thai?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28020290)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Curious red hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#33036597)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: out-of-control corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28020295)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: pink base

"Track the changes you pithy animal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28020302)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:05 AM
Author: Lascivious nursing home becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28026047)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: Ebony vigorous garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28201889)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: fragrant shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28261708)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: rusted adventurous range dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28262325)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: coiffed reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29275057)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: wonderful boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29414566)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Racy Crotch Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29414796)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: out-of-control corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#34792104)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: pungent multi-colored stead electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#39265608)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: thriller incel stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#41569114)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: house-broken soul-stirring trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#45646623)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: Splenetic glittery pisswyrm spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#45646660)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: out-of-control corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28020889)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: flesh unhinged whorehouse

Kevin in line to buy Sonicare e-toothbrush, spots named partner in pharmacy line, they lock eyes, Kevin flees, is chased by militarized cops onto Rockefeller ice rink and shot dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28021114)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: Curious red hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28026039)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: pungent multi-colored stead electric furnace

Guys - I don't think this thread was supposed to be about "biglaw Kevin" . . .

Check op again . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28201843)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Brass Shrine

To be fair,

That was before we found out that Kevin is now in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29414607)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: exhilarant church knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#32150531)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: bronze unholy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#45646681)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29414773)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Ebony vigorous garrison

Is this toothbrush approved by the American dental association? *sends spoliation letter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28201898)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: out-of-control corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#28640238)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: coiffed reading party

"My shrew girlfriend...WOOF!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29275064)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: walnut excitant locale new version

partner in charge turns himself into a tarantula and stalks kevin around his spacious winnetka home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29275120)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Soggy milky nowag potus

Kevin! You spent $987 on SEAMLESS!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29414622)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: spectacular gay gaping

Kevin having heart-to-heart with a bitter nazi homosexual department store elf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29414627)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: charcoal toilet seat yarmulke

"I know you're not the real evan39, but I know you work for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29450741)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29450745)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: spectacular gay gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29753550)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: exhilarant church knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#32150532)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: Misunderstood Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#33036525)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: Dull Haunting Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#41537092)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king

Biglaw Kevin watching porn in the office alone on Christmas Day.

"Guys, I'm watching porn and padding billing! You better come out and stop me!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29414638)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Soggy milky nowag potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29414662)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:49 PM
Author: out-of-control corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29753545)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: Curious red hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#33036604)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Supple Jet Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#33771040)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: brilliant irradiated french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#39333809)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29420138)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29430563)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king

Kevin alone at bar on Tuesday after work hammered.

Hot bartender: are you here by yourself?

Kevin: I'm twenty eight years old, you think I'd be here by myself? I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29430591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29438114)



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Date: March 30th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#30168411)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29450731)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 2:18 AM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#29817258)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#31200690)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: sick turdskin affirmative action

Kevin's family notices he didn't board the plane for the family vacation in France, but nobody does anything about it because this is the fourth time he's bailed on a long-planned vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#31200795)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: rusted adventurous range dog poop

1-8-0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#31200886)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: out-of-control corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#32224094)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: contagious cumskin locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#32224668)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:21 AM
Author: Supple Jet Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#33771041)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Useless Hall Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#34748418)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#36704029)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Peach awkward hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#37447688)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: federal jade state chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#39333781)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: Razzle doobsian gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#45646763)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:29 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king

"Excuse me sir this is MCLE approved by the American Bar Association?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#31200905)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: out-of-control corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#35020276)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: house-broken soul-stirring trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#45646624)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: electric field round eye

BigLaw Kevin prepares to enter a courtroom for the first time after 5 years preparing trial notebooks "This is it! Don't get scared now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#31200928)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#31996036)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#32150493)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Vibrant principal's office rigpig

Had to do the math on this and then got really depressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#32173692)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: out-of-control corn cake

OP is from 2015 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#35020301)



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Date: December 29th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: Dead Gas Station Psychic

Thread could have been made in 2012 and still been correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#39346202)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: Dun School Cafeteria Puppy

this is what the home alone kid was up to in the early 2000s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5gxjvYDPJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#32224234)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Maroon Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#32224607)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#32234846)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#33036516)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#33771031)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king

Bump4johnheard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#33829983)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king

Kevin told his partners not to contact him, since he was at a funeral. He feels a vibration in his leg. He looks down at his phone, no email or text. He has ALS instead. He is relieved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#33829990)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king

Kevin gives a speech at the funeral:

"My dad was a great guy. Raised a wonderful family."

"Hold on guys important phone call. You guys understand I'm a senior associate now I have responsibilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#33830079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Useless Hall Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#34748406)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: vermilion set

top thread. would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#34748434)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: out-of-control corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#34864438)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Aquamarine sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#35020278)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: out-of-control corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#35613671)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: Useless Hall Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#39333776)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Razzle doobsian gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#35933392)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#36704022)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#37447679)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:54 AM
Author: Naked home mood

Home Alone 2 also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#37768046)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:56 AM
Author: bateful lay

Both were filmed in the same studio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#37768048)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#39265585)



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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#39320948)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: brilliant irradiated french chef

Kevin overhears partner meeting where they decide they are going to come down to his office at 8 a.m. the next morning to give him the talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#39333822)



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Date: January 11th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: Vibrant principal's office rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#39416836)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#40107200)



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Date: July 22nd, 2020 11:07 PM
Author: insecure scarlet plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#40647241)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#41537056)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:30 PM
Author: thriller incel stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#41569118)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#41614658)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: out-of-control corn cake

Holy shit, this thread is five years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#41614837)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: angry concupiscible casino

Closer to the moon landing than today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#41614856)



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Date: October 14th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#43273681)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: out-of-control corn cake

This thread came out closer to 9/11 than today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#43339303)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: Razzle doobsian gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#45646764)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained heady candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#48941372)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:37 PM
Author: aromatic sanctuary

*Kennedy assassination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#43339433)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 1:06 AM
Author: Misanthropic Cyan Address Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2/#44280793)



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