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ITT: List the Loeb XOXO Canonical Posters
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:01 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles These are the posters without whom your understanding of modern, Western XOXO thought is seriously lacking.
In no particular order, here's my start. Will edit and update.
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Pensive
Askav
Rowan
Paulie Walnuts
MadCat
LawyerBird
Danny Dooberstein
Emily Valentine
Julia
Hizzla
Great Teacher Onizuka
Rachmiel
Moby Dick
Foggy Bottom Dreaming
C+C
aznaznaznazn
NYUUG
Twist
TBTP
TNSJTP
WhitePride
SonicYouth
Whokebe
Barzini
To Be Fair
Bel
Rasquatch
IAMAREFRIGERATOR
Stabby
Gross Old Man
JBD
:D
ChicagoAdChick
BlondieLaw
Sarc
AK47
Mr Steroid Small Balls
Solzy
Watchmen
Estrada
H. Ryder
Lisa Rowe
Fulano
Hazelrah
Mason27
Man o'war
Five Alive
Jewdood
Bboooooooooom (versions 1-3, 5-12)
BPM
433
Johnsmeyer
Ruskie
RSF
UVT
DungeonMasTTTer
Diesel
Slackfist Cumdumpster
Wrassler
MDH
Boor
Blue Smoke
Madame Cunt
Nico Blue
Merriweather Post Pavilion
Cow Goes Moo
Evan39
Earl
Hahaurfucked
Rina
Gibreel Farishta
Steez
FML
Gogol Ganguly
Perish
Le Tigre
Lonely Hunter
Moardongsplz
H.
guy.
mountain dood
Scott Walker
Carl Spackler
anon6356
ohnoes
lsacisawhore
Midnight Cowboy
Grace Kelly
Evan-2001
Mcbeef e cholow
Carbozo
Fratty
Fiver
Mariomaserati
Paulieporsche
Jimmy Pop
Bothered
Drunkard
hank_scorpio
hello_theo
severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer
in the harbor, pwning many men
fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless
mike yanagita
gay posse
Tobin Bell
Notorious Mittens
Titcream
mindthegap76
sugarywitch
BT
Renada Deshada
Prestige Whore
Joires
Boondocks
LarryJoeBird
.com
Sealclubber
RWA
J.
Rape101
Radek
Indubitably, Indubitably
Rudolph
Mafoofan
Guy with PhD in community research on rape culture
Zeke Morris
Jacoby Shaddix
Chilmata
Johnsmeyer
Sharklasers
Halford
Colt
Lawman8
David Ben Gurion
Boner Police
Damn Daddy
Concerned Dad
anon6356
peterman
scholarship
Neumann Morgenstern
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:03 PM Author: Black bossy brunch athletic conference box sandwiched between me and twist as usual lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730721) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:03 PM Author: electric space sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730728) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:29 PM Author: Laughsome center mad cow disease tnsj is a pathetic faggot as usual lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730915) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:35 PM Author: Black bossy brunch athletic conference (TBF MAF only 4 of his monikers made it) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730967) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:40 PM Author: Laughsome center mad cow disease die in a fire, bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731009) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:42 PM Author: electric space sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731023) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 10:38 PM Author: Ebony motley circlehead H. xboxdood/guy./etc. tennisdood mountain dood swanus slapjohnson scott walker edgar allen pwn carl spackler random_sequence_of_punctuation_marks justifyformula anon6356 there's a wocket in my pocket lonestar the beak you can find it here he's the scat man non-jew wearing a yarmulke to hide baldspot }:[]> or whatever that guy's face was ohnoes sabu clevergirl hand in unlovable hand procrastinasian crablegs lsacisawhore twentynine midnight cowboy swiss miss grace kelly/on the run/etc. whoroscope/guess this one/etc. pedicabo vos amory evan-2001 mcbeef e cholow johann whokebe fuckin' a, man the whokster bruce banjo carbozo sun64 (unknown consistently successful troll) fratty cbomo solace and wallace cool story bro acp hobostickbag fatd00d fucklaw fiver rk982 clearly panagiotis mariomaserati paulieporsche flyfisher jane hoya prestigefaggot robodood trying to pass a turing test boxing_champ whatyoudreamof jaggededge beta765 ironmonkey the dark knight dijon ketchup jimmy pop SpEd the senator abbot saxtus drunkard polpotdood chalmers the strand lifeat160 seafaring it is 1999 hank_scorpio wilhelm scream gov. mike whokebe hal incandenza hirofromthefuture arrow hello_theo severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer in the harbor, pwning many men fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless mike yanagita |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 10:51 PM Author: Ebony motley circlehead this is all off the top of my head btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24733843) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2014 12:16 AM Author: floppy location ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24753318) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 10:58 PM Author: Ebony motley circlehead fucking B O T H E R E D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24733908) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:05 PM Author: Ebony motley circlehead ATTIDOOD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24733988) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:06 PM Author: Massive Institution Milk omg yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734004) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:06 PM Author: Ebony motley circlehead MOARDONGSPLZ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734010) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:07 PM Author: Massive Institution Milk !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734015) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:11 PM Author: Ebony motley circlehead GAY POSSE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734074) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:16 PM Author: Ebony motley circlehead tbf alts or possible ones: tobin bell ronald r j chen legaltrilla lordpsychlomort prodsmock |
Date: December 29th, 2013 3:04 PM Author: electric space sound barrier solzy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730731) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:04 PM Author: hairless exhilarant theatre newt (reminder: OP is an hysterical retard who forwards xo threads to the FBI) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730732) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:04 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles That wasn't me mayne, I just think probable cause exists. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730741) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:30 PM Author: Laughsome center mad cow disease (has a vagina) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730932) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:04 PM Author: vigorous ratface place of business what are you calling the modern period? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730737) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:05 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles It's actually not the modern period. This list is intended to be like the Loeb Classics which is primarily non-modern. It's the foundation for all of modern thought. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730747) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:11 PM Author: vigorous ratface place of business Your list is kind of random. you've left out a shitload of highly important posters. after thinking about it for 10 seconds...
boor
evan
edgar
mme cunt
bosoxgirl
madcat
skeletor
Sforza
stabby
nico blue
thea
blue smoke
earl
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:22 PM Author: godawful box office cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731241) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:27 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Some of those are on my list (madcat, stabby). I seriously considered some of those and I will add Boor, Blue Smoke, Mme. Cunt and Nico Blue.
I absolutely loved S'forza, but is he really part of the canon?
What's the case for the rest? I seriously considered Evan and Earl. |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:34 PM Author: godawful box office I wasn't around back then, but didn't Sforza essentially start the race/IQthreading that still exists today?
Evan belongs on the list for cool guys @ HLS alone. but that combined with the rest of his work absolutely deserves to be on the list.
how can you not include earl?
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:36 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles No. He did not do that.
I'll add Evan. Evan has produced significant scholarship and his hotdog blowjob this year was amazing. Earl is tougher, because I feel like his fame is due not to the intrinsic poasting strength, but due to antipathy. |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:39 PM Author: vigorous ratface place of business the whole earl "antipathy" meme has only existed for like the last 2-3 years. earl is a HOF poaster. he's probably the longest running high-volume poster in bort history after rowan retired. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731353) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:39 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Ok. We'll publish his works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731360) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:42 PM Author: titillating volcanic crater "he's probably the longest running high-volume poster in bort history after rowan retired."
lol, if you can't be good, be loud |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:47 PM Author: vigorous ratface place of business earl was one of the earliest workout threaders which have had a long-lasting impact on the board. as the bort's most famous latham victim, he is also a martyr of that era. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731427) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 7:42 PM Author: Trip Temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24732485) |
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Date: May 10th, 2017 8:39 AM Author: Alcoholic Lilac Becky Abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#33271464) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:41 PM Author: godawful box office jersey landfill is one of the best threads of all time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731377) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:59 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Re-reading that thread and it's funny because it's not actually that offensive. But it is ever so slightly intellectual and clever, which is the XO MO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731520) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 10:51 PM Author: Ebony motley circlehead evan-2001 is NOT evan39 dude. come on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24733847) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 10:55 PM Author: vigorous ratface place of business cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24733866) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 10:59 PM Author: Massive Institution Milk lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24733919) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:04 PM Author: electric space sound barrier estrada, arguably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730738) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:05 PM Author: electric space sound barrier watchmen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730743) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:08 PM Author: electric space sound barrier ryder, lisa rowe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730761) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:23 PM Author: Aquamarine skinny woman Slim shady man
Sewer skunk guy
Peter North
Man O War
White Pride
Sonic Youth
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:28 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Adding Man O War. WP and SY are already on there, but I don't think SSM and SS are canonical. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730913) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:30 PM Author: Aquamarine skinny woman Sewer skunk started two enduring xo memes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730930) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 7:56 PM Author: silver boyish pozpig cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24732612) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 10:57 PM Author: Ultramarine Cruel-hearted Faggotry House lol @ that being enough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24733896) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 10:59 PM Author: Massive Institution Milk titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24733915) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:29 PM Author: Trip Temple egregious pensive trolling. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730918) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:30 PM Author: white insecure messiness heaven Probably because OP is Pensive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730926) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:30 PM Author: Trip Temple stabby is on the list but not jewdood or booom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730934) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:32 PM Author: Laughsome center mad cow disease jewdood is a litle bit of a faggot, and boom is a clitdick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730942) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:33 PM Author: Trip Temple LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730952) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:34 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Adding both. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730954) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:39 PM Author: electric space sound barrier ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730997) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:31 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Hi! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731305) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:22 PM Author: godawful box office pensivethreading dominated the board from like 2007-2010 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731246) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 7:48 PM Author: Trip Temple 3 years then of mediocrity and lame jokes. i can never remember laughing WITH pensive. we only laughed at him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24732535) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 7:59 PM Author: godawful box office this is absolutely true, but it was an integral part of the board for a long, long time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24732629) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:33 PM Author: awkward swashbuckling friendly grandma bpm, pasian, 433, siegfried, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730946) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:35 PM Author: white insecure messiness heaven (guy with yellow fever) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24730962) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:38 PM Author: white insecure messiness heaven Ruskie
RSF
UVT
DungeonMasTTTer |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:51 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles All credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731078) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:39 PM Author: electric space sound barrier johnsmeyer might already belong on there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731004) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:42 PM Author: Aquamarine skinny woman "Mason27" made it but no Johnsmeyer OP IS FINISHED HERE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731022) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:43 PM Author: electric space sound barrier OP said he'd be adding - tbf though, "Mason27" is a big gap in my XO knowledge. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731027) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:45 PM Author: Aquamarine skinny woman OP is mason27 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731044) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:46 PM Author: electric space sound barrier he's doing a pretty good job compiling so far, so gj mason27 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731046) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 12:48 AM Author: cream useless theater stage Date: October 27th, 2006 8:17 PM
Author: Mason27
Subject: Congratulations!
Based on your reaction to getting the offer, this is probably the best thing that could have hever appened to you. I encourage you to enjoy the summer and take accept their offer as nothing in the world will cure you of your prestige obsession quicker than some time at S&C.
During orientation, they'll give you an S&C shoulderbag and you'll wear it with the S&C logo facing outward so any other commuters in the know can see it and you'll just know that they're either impressed or envious. And that will make you happy and proud. And then you'll try to figure out the best way to ensure that you're sworn in as soon as possible after receiving your bar results because then you'll get the box full of business cards that say "Sullivan & Cromwell LLP" with your actual name underneath. You'll be giddy at the thought of casually passing one (mid-conversation) to some acquaintance from undergrad you've lost touch with.
You'll start working and you'll notice that there are an awful lot of "Farewell" emails and someone will tell you that the farewell emails can only contain 4 names at a time per firm policy because the partners decided sometime in 2004 that emails indicating 6 or 7 people were leaving the firm in a two week period might cause some unhelpful whispering. You'll talk to a midlevel associate who is super-psyched to work at S&C and you'll find out that he (not a lot of shes) lateralled from some firm that frankly you would never have considered working for (too TTT for you). When you get back to your office, this will trouble you a bit, you'll wonder if your own escutcheon is being blemished by the presence of this type of person (i.e., non-elite) at your S&C. But that feeling will pass as you'll find plenty of other like-minded first years who equally relish the prestige as you you head for a drink at Ulysses (shoulderbag logo facing outward).
Then you'll get staffed on your first big deal and you'll work late night after late night and then on the weekend and on to the next weekend and then on to the weekend when you had planned to go to a friend's wedding. And you won't go because the work has to get done and you have dues to pay (or so you'll be told). You'll get a little bit upset about this turn of events, but the arrival of those business cards will soften the blow.
You'll meet more and more laterals from firms that you would never work for (some you've never even heard of). You'll note in the farewell emails that some of the junior and midlevel associates leaving S&C are going to those very same firms. Survival of the fittest you'll say. But late at night, when the air conditioning clicks down from a barely perceptible hissing sound to complete silence, these things will bother you. But you'll tell yourself you're just tired and frustrated and anyway you have work to do.
You'll have lunch with Rodge and he'll tell you that business is good and that he's listening to associates' concerns about quality of life issues. You'll notice that some of the senior associates visibly roll their eyes at each other when this comes up, but you won't mind that much because, really, what other firm's managing partner regulalry has lunch with associates to hear their concerns (and takes notes!)
A few months will pass, a few marathon deals will happen, you'll have to re-schedule a vacation but you'll tell yourself that that is to be expected.
About a year in, a couple of your classmates will crack and start talking about how much the job sucks. They'll very likely have gone to Yale Law School. You'll joke that they couldn't hack it when they leave the firm for a clerkship, or an academic position or to go to a firm in another city.
Things will go on in this pattern and you'll notice the fact that you're working a lot harder than your friends who went to "peer" firms. At first you'll be proud of this and brag about it, but after a while you'll find yourself downplaying it. At least when you have the time to get out and socialize with your law school friends.
Something will happen: a partner will scream at you, a senior associate gunning for partner will blame you for her mistake, the partner will tell you that the trip to Europe your spouse meticulously planned just won't be able to happen (he'll be really sorry and will tell you a funny story about the exotic vacation he missed or cut short). Doesn't matter what, but you'll get really pissed and you'll start to take some of the 4 or 5 calls from headhunters that you'll receive every day at that point (vultures spell blood). They'll give you the names of firms that you laughed on in the days when you posted on the XOXO board, but you'll find yourself looking into them. The headhunter will encourage to just listen to their offer and you'll consider doing so. But you won't leave because then you'd have to give up your business cards. And stop wearing the shoulder bag. And the bonus is only x months away so you'll start thinking about it then.
Until one day you won't be able to take it any more and you'll find yourself arranging to meet with people from a lightly regarded firm for a position in their New York office. And you'll worry that the XOXO crowd will see you.
And you don't believe any of this will happen, but I suggest you print this out and keep it in the top desk of your drawer so late at night when you're feeling sorry for yourself, you can add to the list of reasons to be miserable this fact: someone told you this was going to happen and you thought that person was crazy. |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:50 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles I'll add Johnsmeyer. And a poster can make the cut with a single post. Mason27 wrote perhaps the truest post in the history of xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731069) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:50 PM Author: electric space sound barrier edit: nm found it. yup, he belongs on there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731075) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:55 PM Author: Trip Temple link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731090) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:57 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Congratulations!
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=514098&forum_id=2#6872237 |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:58 PM Author: Trip Temple cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731111) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:23 PM Author: godawful box office as soon as I saw your "congratulations!" I knew which post this was.
yes he definitely belongs |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:54 PM Author: Aquamarine skinny woman COW GOES MOO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731086) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:56 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Is he really part of the Canon, though? I considered him and I think he's a contender, but overall he represents a transparent amalgamation of neckbeard theology. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731098) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 3:57 PM Author: Aquamarine skinny woman (Biased shitlib) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731102) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:20 PM Author: electric space sound barrier CGM has a much stronger claim than, say, SSM or SSG, and ultimately he should probably go on there. His ordinary neckbeard/goldbug shtick is whatever, who cares. The true gems are posts so completely insane that the entire XO community has rallied around to condemn him for them. Those posts transcend ordinary neckbeardism and, I think, get at something quintessentially XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731225) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:21 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Good argument. I rejected SSM and SSG.
Let me think on it. I'm slightly biased toward including him. |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:24 PM Author: electric space sound barrier Remember, he has defended using 8-year-olds as meatshields against gunmen and that it is morally necessary that parents be permitted to leave toddlers to die alone in the woods (oh, and that the Pope has called for state violence by supporting taxes / criticizing capitalism). If that isn't XO, I don't know what is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731260) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:28 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Okay, added. And i'm going to self-nominate my parenting thread for 2013 threads of the year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731281) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 12:50 AM Author: cream useless theater stage CGM is a legendary poster from the past. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734894) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:34 PM Author: Deep spectacular round eye why is merriweather post pavillion canonical? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731321) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:35 PM Author: electric space sound barrier kind of cq tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731329) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:39 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles It's a good question and I think he's a minor scholar but his ubiquity and general top level insight over the course of multiple years earns him the spot.
He's like a Tacitus or a Theocritus. |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:42 PM Author: Deep spectacular round eye eh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731382) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 4:44 PM Author: godawful box office cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24731396) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 7:43 PM Author: Massive Institution Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24732494) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 7:40 PM Author: Massive Institution Milk ive been here for 11 years (killself) and have never heard of Mason27 or Moby Dick. Explain their contributions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24732462) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 7:44 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Read the thread re Mason27. Did he maybe have a different more famous moniker?
Moby is just a personal favorite whose brief run of Moby Dick brilliance was part of hooking me on this place. |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 7:46 PM Author: Massive Institution Milk oh s&c shoulderbag deserves in, fine.
moby dick is a real stretch |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 7:47 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles I would add you too. Most famous moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24732529) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 7:50 PM Author: Massive Institution Milk Gogol Ganguly man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24732556) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 7:56 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Oh of course. You need to spend more time here man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24732611) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 10:34 PM Author: Massive Institution Milk im here a lot but because of timezones its usually in the middle of the night for most poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24733684) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 7:54 PM Author: Brass senate nowag ctrl+f "hahaur"
no results.
120 list. |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 7:56 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Fixed. The list is collaborative. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24732616) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 7:58 PM Author: Stirring Aqua Telephone steez, gibreel, fml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24732628) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 8:00 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Great additions. Also, you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24732640) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 8:12 PM Author: Stirring Aqua Telephone Eek, I'm not worthy.
Also lonely hunter, bloodacre, le tigre. |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 8:40 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Oh shit of course. Le Tigre, cot damn. You could argue against blood acre as he is not really the author of the blood acre saga. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24732882) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 10:36 PM Author: Ebony motley circlehead he absolutely is. he's as important as me or ryder, or close (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24733699) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 12:50 AM Author: cream useless theater stage for a recent application of the bloodacre sincerity shtick see Sabu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734902) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 8:10 PM Author: outnumbered diverse foreskin idea he suggested TommyTurdskin Perish MLC |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 8:38 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Perish, yes.
MLC. Explain.
TT, lol no, not canon at all. |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 9:02 PM Author: electric space sound barrier wait, perish? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24733052) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:00 PM Author: outnumbered diverse foreskin idea he suggested THE preeminent N-threader (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24733935) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:10 PM Author: outnumbered diverse foreskin idea he suggested GEOTHREADING (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734057) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:13 PM Author: outnumbered diverse foreskin idea he suggested people even say he was behind SMUDGE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734103) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:01 PM Author: Ebony motley circlehead what??? wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24733943) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:07 PM Author: outnumbered diverse foreskin idea he suggested double nigger to all of you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734032) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:24 PM Author: Garnet Hairraiser Dysfunction Clown look, thats like saying tom brady is not an all time great qb. just because he's very recent doesnt mean he doesnt belong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734202) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:25 PM Author: outnumbered diverse foreskin idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734213) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 2:04 AM Author: outnumbered diverse foreskin idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24735245) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 10:03 PM Author: provocative embarrassed to the bone really tough guy egg Poetic Dreamer mann02 DC anole NASC Jacket Shomer Kill Edgar Martinez
(Shomer and NASC actually *still* live together...own a bulldog) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 10:52 PM Author: Massive Institution Milk please describe NASC's current haircut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24733851) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:49 PM Author: provocative embarrassed to the bone really tough guy They shaved their heads as part of their gym clique routine
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Date: December 29th, 2013 10:46 PM Author: Ultramarine Cruel-hearted Faggotry House TMF belongs on the list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24733802) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 10:51 PM Author: Massive Institution Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24733846) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:00 PM Author: Massive Institution Milk EXTREME FAJITAS
NOTORIOUS M.I.T.T.E.N.S.
GatticusFinch |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:00 PM Author: Ebony motley circlehead fucking titcream (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24733938) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:01 PM Author: Umber Property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24733945) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:01 PM Author: Massive Institution Milk chancemeeting
mindthegap76
sugarywitch |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:12 PM Author: Glittery station this is gonna take a while, because there are a lot of omissions.
for example, i don't think ICE or J. have been listed so far. or BT. |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:14 PM Author: Ebony motley circlehead BT!!!!!!!!!!!
holy shit a LOT of people have posted on this fucking chatbort. |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:21 PM Author: Glittery station teenage suicide
melungeon
howard stern
harrison randall pink
renada
shackelton
netequevaris
huesofblue2
mobiusnu
tropesniu
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:23 PM Author: Ebony motley circlehead wow how was renada not on there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734196) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:30 PM Author: Glittery station PrestigeWhore
ponky
mayor mccheese
petrodollar
joires
NavinRJohnson
bigpapapump
boondocks
george allen
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:25 PM Author: Garnet Hairraiser Dysfunction Clown honestly, i have been a pumo and/or community account for literally the last, what, 10 years? if i sudo'd up i would be easily considered canonical because of all the funny shit i have poasted. but alas such is the price of anonymity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734215) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:39 PM Author: razzle cuckold incel You knew the consequences. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734373) |
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Date: December 29th, 2013 11:37 PM Author: Aphrodisiac piazza rigpig wtf no sexpert? no stanlee? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734358) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 12:52 AM Author: awkward swashbuckling friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734915) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 12:53 AM Author: outnumbered diverse foreskin idea he suggested Wrassler deserves a spot, so does LarryJoeBird for sheer dedication to flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734923) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 6:49 AM Author: Fragrant community account ljb might actually have killedself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24735916) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 12:57 AM Author: Amber shrine I feel at this point we are just adding people we liked, rather than people who were historically important. What the fuck did wrassler ever do except post pictures of naked women and puppies that he stole from reddit? Yeah, I love puppies too, and he was a good guy, but it boggles the mind to consider him part of the canon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734946) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 12:59 AM Author: Ebony motley circlehead the original list was poorly-conceived. i think we're just brainstorming as many posters as we can think of at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734958) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 1:03 AM Author: cream useless theater stage if you had to sum up the ethos of xo in a 200-page collection, which posts would you include? note that a lot of great material whether hilarious or dramatic would have to be left out as extraneous. for example, i would include the box, but only stuff from january 2010 |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 1:06 AM Author: Ebony motley circlehead i think i have too much of a point of view on which xo ethos is desirable. i wouldn't include a lot of engagement-threads, however clever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24735003) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 1:02 AM Author: Garnet Hairraiser Dysfunction Clown Hey fuckface don't talk shit re wrassler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734972) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 1:02 AM Author: maroon 180 sandwich liquid oxygen lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24734977) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 1:09 AM Author: maroon 180 sandwich liquid oxygen Running list of posters who are better than me _________________
Hizzla
WhitePride
Bel
Rasquatch
BlondieLaw
Mr Steroid Small Balls
BPM
Ruskie
RSF
UVT
Merriweather Post Pavilion
Cow Goes Moo
Rina
Perish |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 1:11 AM Author: Ebony motley circlehead 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24735032) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 1:12 AM Author: Massive Institution Milk this is damning. huge omission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24735036) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 2:04 AM Author: Low-t office fanboi mafoofan, faggots.
...back to pumo retirement for me. |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 3:13 PM Author: pearl lettuce dog poop cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24737659) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 3:01 AM Author: Bronze thriller lodge sealclubber
alabamajdesq
RWA
burnt v. mothra |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 4:48 AM Author: galvanic candlestick maker OP is a flat out fucking retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24735610) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 2:58 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Who's missing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24737570) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 3:04 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Or, even better, who should be deleted? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24737608) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 6:55 AM Author: saffron domesticated half-breed Egregious anti-Rape101 trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24735921) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 6:57 AM Author: concupiscible wine kitchen tattoo Not a terrible list. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24735925) |
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Date: May 10th, 2017 8:37 AM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Added you, in death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#33271446) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2022 10:02 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#45060517) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 9:17 AM Author: Aquamarine skinny woman This list needs J. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24736114) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 3:00 PM Author: Primrose factory reset button casino who's the guy who wrote the uchicago thing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24737585) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 3:02 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Renada. I made updates from last night's listings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24737600) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 3:05 PM Author: glassy business firm You forgot indubitably. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24737609) |
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Date: December 30th, 2013 3:12 PM Author: sinister haunting gunner generalized bond prestigious bitch and dogshit would be on my list pb demonstrated that you can be hot, truly prestigious and not anonymous and still post on xoxo without repercussions so long as you aren't an idiot dogshit was just cool |
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Date: January 2nd, 2014 12:14 AM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#24753312) |
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Date: February 11th, 2015 8:51 AM Author: Massive Institution Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#27292360) |
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Date: February 26th, 2015 7:15 AM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Jacoby Shaddix
Chilmata
Johnsmeyer
Sharklasers
Halford |
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Date: May 6th, 2015 7:26 AM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#27832202) |
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Date: December 12th, 2015 10:32 AM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Colt is now on the list. Who else from 2015?
Does DBG make the cut? |
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Date: March 2nd, 2017 12:30 AM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Adding Lawman8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#32733277) |
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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:24 PM Author: honey-headed university sick neg of consuela (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#34217609) |
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Date: May 10th, 2017 8:36 AM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Added Boner Police and Damn Daddy and Concerned Dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#33271443) |
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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:23 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Added Peterman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#34217600) |
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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:24 PM Author: Carnelian Stead TSINAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#34217605) |
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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:30 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles I think he makes it if he wins the election. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#34217641) |
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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:25 PM Author: Vibrant Duck-like Coffee Pot Antidepressant Drug scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#34217616) |
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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:30 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Added. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#34217643) |
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Date: May 30th, 2019 12:36 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Anyone new worth adding? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#38313545) |
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Date: May 30th, 2019 12:39 PM Author: Massive Institution Milk harrison randall pink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#38313565) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2022 9:53 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles anyone new?
Adding Neumman Morgenste |
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Date: August 23rd, 2022 10:16 PM Author: aromatic feces not new but kyle and tropesniu should definitely be on here. our gods of proledom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#45060612) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2022 10:21 PM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles I'll add kyle, but I've never heard of tropesniu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#45060638) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2022 10:41 PM Author: aromatic feces the FIRST winner of megapoaster madness and incredible virgin->gf->careless chad arc. 2.3 gpa at NIU. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#45060773) |
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Date: February 21st, 2025 11:01 AM Author: Ocher Fat Ankles Any new poasters belong in the CANNON? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#48681662) |
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Date: November 27th, 2025 5:56 PM Author: faggot planet (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2/#49466358) |