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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Histrionic Hairless Psychic Rigor
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
useless bearded trailer park
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Misanthropic fragrant location
  12/12/25
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excitant doctorate
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Cerise gaping piazza
  12/12/25
easy
Impertinent Friendly Grandma
  12/12/25
lol ok man
excitant doctorate
  12/12/25
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medicated mentally impaired point
  12/12/25
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sexy headpube
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Emerald giraffe
  12/12/25
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sickened locus
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
comical corner
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
arrogant dragon newt
  12/12/25
...
useless bearded trailer park
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Histrionic Hairless Psychic Rigor
  12/12/25
...
Provocative home philosopher-king
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
pearly wagecucks dysfunction
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Electric Ratface
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Emerald giraffe
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Pontificating theatre
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Mahogany legend cuckold
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Emerald giraffe
  12/12/25
tp.
Pontificating theatre
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
contagious base
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Mahogany legend cuckold
  12/12/25
who is that
contagious base
  12/12/25
...
medicated mentally impaired point
  12/12/25
...
medicated mentally impaired point
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
mind-boggling crackhouse faggotry
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
stirring parlour fanboi
  12/12/25
cr
excitant doctorate
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Cerise gaping piazza
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
carnelian thriller stain dopamine
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Misanthropic fragrant location
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
carnelian thriller stain dopamine
  12/12/25
...
excitant doctorate
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
dashing ocher set keepsake machete
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Bat Shit Crazy Twinkling Coldplay Fan Kitty Cat
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
spectacular olive indian lodge ape
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Histrionic Hairless Psychic Rigor

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: useless bearded trailer park

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Misanthropic fragrant location

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: excitant doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Cerise gaping piazza

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Impertinent Friendly Grandma

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: excitant doctorate

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: medicated mentally impaired point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: sexy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Emerald giraffe

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: sickened locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: comical corner

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: arrogant dragon newt

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: useless bearded trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Histrionic Hairless Psychic Rigor

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Provocative home philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: pearly wagecucks dysfunction

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Electric Ratface

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Emerald giraffe

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Pontificating theatre

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Mahogany legend cuckold

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Emerald giraffe

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Pontificating theatre

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: contagious base

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Mahogany legend cuckold

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: contagious base

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: medicated mentally impaired point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: medicated mentally impaired point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling crackhouse faggotry

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: stirring parlour fanboi

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: excitant doctorate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Cerise gaping piazza

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: carnelian thriller stain dopamine

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Misanthropic fragrant location

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: carnelian thriller stain dopamine

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: excitant doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: dashing ocher set keepsake machete

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Twinkling Coldplay Fan Kitty Cat

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: spectacular olive indian lodge ape

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49506164)