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  06/10/17
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Retard in MBA class: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
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  06/10/17
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  06/10/17
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  06/11/17
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  06/10/17
the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade
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  06/11/17
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scarlet rigpig
  06/10/17
lol at the prescience of the Trump one
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scarlet rigpig
  06/11/17
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Tochmae Brannochbaen: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
scarlet rigpig
  06/11/17
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Somali and Sudanese engineers http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
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MIT lingustics http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=34...
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  12/22/17
College dreams come true: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
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  06/09/19
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  09/24/19
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Israel-Trinidad peace deal http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
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Trump mocks fat kid http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
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scarlet rigpig
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Orlando residents discover libraries http://xoxohth.com/thr...
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Migrants flee images of Portland http://xoxohth.com/thread...
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Larry Elder Reparations bill http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
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Eating pussy causes cancer: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
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  09/29/21
Texas death row: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
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  11/11/21
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Marco Rubio household finances http://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
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Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin http://xoxohth.com/thr...
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Donkey Kong Country: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
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  10/09/22
He's going hard in the paint.
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Light Property
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scarlet rigpig
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Jeff Garlin canned from TV show http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
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Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics): http:/...
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George Costanza goes to Harvard: https://xoxohth.com/thre...
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Light Property
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Despacito: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=36492...
scarlet rigpig
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:10 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:25 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
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Author: free-loading charismatic forum



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
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Date: February 2nd, 2022 7:49 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

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Date: June 10th, 2017 11:12 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:07 AM
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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:24 AM
Author: Greedy supple casino

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Date: January 21st, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle trump supporter



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:24 PM
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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:59 PM
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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:06 AM
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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: aqua concupiscible gaping abode

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Author: scarlet rigpig

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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: aqua concupiscible gaping abode

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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: ebony anal stage nibblets

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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

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Author: aromatic indigo shrine

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Author: ebony anal stage nibblets

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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:13 PM
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Author: glassy hairraiser idea he suggested

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Author: ebony anal stage nibblets

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Author: scarlet rigpig

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Author: scarlet rigpig

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Author: scarlet rigpig



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Author: 180 friendly grandma

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Author: sick appetizing persian plaza

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Date: January 19th, 2020 4:35 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: ebony anal stage nibblets



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:20 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

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Date: September 24th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig



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Author: Pearly school cafeteria tattoo

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Author: 180 friendly grandma

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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: Greedy supple casino

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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:22 AM
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Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5141308&mc=9&forum_id=2#44757342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#44757593)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46787892)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49679564)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Asian baby's first word is Harvard:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939572&mc=73&forum_id=2#20607250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45299234)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: Zombie-like sapphire hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45299235)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 4:27 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Donkey Kong Country:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4381378&mc=42&forum_id=2#45294157

Gore Vidal comics:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&mc=13&forum_id=2#45301885

Ukraine shrews:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207186&mc=38&forum_id=2#45293401

Biden nuclear war:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207418&mc=27&forum_id=2#45293499

Emmett Till missile system:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&mc=10&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45303375)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:36 AM
Author: Gaped Slap-happy Kitchen Lettuce

He's going hard in the paint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45355046)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:34 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45355031)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: Greedy supple casino

Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45355039)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Freddy Krueger files for unemployment:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4880925&mc=30&forum_id=2#42805242

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45380393)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: lake milk headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48551569)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Light Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49713693)



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Date: November 11th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Therapist learns about our board:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5009500&mc=76&forum_id=2#43801845

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45480742)



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Date: November 25th, 2022 1:07 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Buttigieg tops new poll:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5178444&mc=57&forum_id=2#45056415

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45542107)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: Zombie-like sapphire hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45592426)



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Date: December 25th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45689672)



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Date: December 28th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: Light Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#45704179)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:01 AM
Author: Light Property

Revised LSAT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351532&mc=47&forum_id=2#46397780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46417143)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:21 AM
Author: contagious menage associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46417156)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 4:03 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Stockton Rush in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363054&forum_id=2#46473970

John King talking about Evan and Boom:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5229937&mc=23&forum_id=2#45459487

Whites are the master race:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5364174&mc=11&forum_id=2#46482355

New shopping app:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3730375&mc=32&forum_id=2#34200696

Founding Fathers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5314839&mc=34&forum_id=2#46112141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46473984)



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Date: July 15th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46549529)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Light Property

Directional State U

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301214&mc=123&forum_id=2#24174904

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46750143)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46750922)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: Light Property

Warren Buffett

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398871&mc=26&forum_id=2#46749329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46751002)



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Date: September 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: Light Property

John Grisham sequel

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400618&mc=7&forum_id=2#46761141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46761237)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:55 PM
Author: Light Property

¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5404572&mc=12&forum_id=2#46787677

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46787884)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: Light Property

Burning Man holocaust museum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5399050&mc=10&forum_id=2#46769358

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46795853)



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Date: September 15th, 2023 8:22 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Female birdbrain mentality:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5405095&mc=52&forum_id=2#46791535

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46799978)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 4:17 AM
Author: Light Property

Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416563&mc=12&forum_id=2#46867706

Gavin Newsom appoints a senator

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416529&mc=5&forum_id=2#46867607

Lonely lawyer sued for taking Olive Garden's "When you're here, you're family"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416518&mc=4&forum_id=2#46867645



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46867817)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

NATO goes woke:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5216107&forum_id=2#45360769

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46894871)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 4:15 AM
Author: Light Property

Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3552621&mc=95&forum_id=2#32825680

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46923177)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 3:22 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Frasier reboot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021381&mc=71&forum_id=2#36391706

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46928716)



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Date: October 21st, 2023 3:07 AM
Author: Light Property

Jeff Garlin canned from TV show

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=82&forum_id=2#43619211

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#46963933)



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Date: November 19th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Toyota trucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5353893&mc=24&forum_id=2#46413645

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47075938)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:05 PM
Author: ebony anal stage nibblets

Intergalactic NOWAG:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2533244&mc=25&forum_id=2#25307364

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47118971)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: Sadistic Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47118982)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:29 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Kissinger in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5452447&mc=9&forum_id=2#47115612

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47119285)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Home Alone:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993393&mc=42&forum_id=2#43673975

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47138811)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:29 AM
Author: Gaped Slap-happy Kitchen Lettuce

Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics):

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&forum_id=2#45301885

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47138821)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:14 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

George Costanza goes to Harvard:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471194&mc=21&forum_id=2#47269646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47183791)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 3:29 AM
Author: Light Property

Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475552&mc=15&forum_id=2#47285301

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47288790)



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Date: January 22nd, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Despacito:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649296&mc=27&forum_id=2#33570800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47316607)



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Date: January 26th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: 180 friendly grandma

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=7&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47334134)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Light Property

DOJ sues Apple

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507578&mc=15&forum_id=2#47516823

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47517084)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Perfect Strangers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5069522&mc=15&forum_id=2#46374106

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47547603)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Bill Cosby stamps:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533096&mc=2&forum_id=2#47694613

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47694636)



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Date: June 2nd, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Light Property

Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5535791&mc=3&forum_id=2#47712509

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47712630)



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Date: August 14th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Disco Fries book review:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5575674&forum_id=2#47963986

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47966302)



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Date: August 17th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Secret Service agents:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5555614&mc=16&forum_id=2#47974960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47976893)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49843136)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Scholarship addict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5580539&mc=15&forum_id=2#47991617

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#47996531)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Kramer likes black women:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=3&forum_id=2#48111856

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48111902)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

The West Wing:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4951339&mc=11&forum_id=2#48449167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48449228)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Steve Winwood's Broccoli:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5651756&mc=13&forum_id=2#48466651

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48467739)



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Date: December 26th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Last Sears location:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5653619&mc=11&forum_id=2#48480858

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48490398)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Chad fucks an employee at my store:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&mc=6&forum_id=2#48551450

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48551475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: Fluffy unhinged theater stage azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48551477)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Light Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48556988)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Evan has a threesome:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&mc=24&forum_id=2#48554120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48556939)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Fraud Incorporated:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665645&mc=5&forum_id=2#48564772

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48564822)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Light Property

Trebuchets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671576&mc=11&forum_id=2#48596799

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48599922)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5016607&mc=24&forum_id=2#48638129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48638144)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Elon Musk punishes liberals:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681083&mc=5&forum_id=2#48661859

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48661875)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Kramer works for DOGE:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099&mc=6&forum_id=2#48706547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48706553)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Jurassic Pajeet:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699406&mc=6&forum_id=2#48779796

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48782712)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Colonial shrew:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702438&mc=18&forum_id=2#48798134

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48805077)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Birdbrains love science:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5710720&mc=18&forum_id=2#48848214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48851327)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Trump tariffs:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711423&mc=19&forum_id=2#48851886

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48859653)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Clarence Thomas:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713269&mc=17&forum_id=2#48863371

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48863379)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Pope Francis:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713790&mc=42&forum_id=2#48865884

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48869849)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Invasion of Puerto Rico:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714331&mc=19&forum_id=2#48872876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48876095)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Female helicopter pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717188&mc=54&forum_id=2#48885711

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48885819)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Cave accident:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717928&mc=17&forum_id=2#48889635

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48892585)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Halloween candy:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4669574&mc=36&forum_id=2#41241759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48902188)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

India-Pakistan conflict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721401&mc=27&forum_id=2#48910213

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48915918)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Light Property

Angels In The Outfield remake

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730413&mc=9&forum_id=2#48966493

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#48966809)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Birdbrain due process:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736688&mc=22&forum_id=2#49010355

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49033584)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Mormon Starbucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&mc=11&forum_id=2#49220754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49232502)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Scared straight:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4367589&mc=39&forum_id=2#46591448

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49455444)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Birdbrain conference call:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692786&mc=31&forum_id=2#49543826

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49546540)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:40 AM
Author: Light Property

Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize:

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823780&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49600388)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: Diverse gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49679497)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: arrogant parlour

any good ones from the season where he was straight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49679519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Newsom identifies with black voters:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837370&mc=5&forum_id=2#49687951

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49687964)



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Date: March 7th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Chris Rock makes fun of illiterate students:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836024&mc=63&forum_id=2#49679646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49722791)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: scarlet rigpig

Female Air Force pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844858&mc=24&forum_id=2#49738780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49738785)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: scarlet rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49790656)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: bright multi-colored roast beef box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2/#49790657)