THE MEN WHO CRAVE ‘DAY-OLD’ PUSSY
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:34 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone amethyst university
Say what you will about Napoleon Bonaparte, but he was an OG wife guy. By all accounts, he was madly in love with his wife, Josephine. Apparently he loved her more than she loved him, so much so, in fact, that he carried a picture of her everywhere he went, kissing it every hour on the hour. There wasn’t a thing about her that he didn’t adore — including her extra-ripe, unwashed French pussy.
While in the throes of battle, Napoleon would send numerous adoring letters to his beloved, the most infamous (and arguably the most romantic) also being the briefest. It read simply, “I will return in three days. Don’t wash!” I just imagine her blushing as those eight words washed over her, pulling her pantalones back on, keeping things fragrant for her hungry hubby. Not to mention, as a guy with a famously small dick, it’s admirable that Napoleon knew he had to excel at oral. Eating pussy would never be his Waterloo.
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/the-men-who-crave-day-old-pussy
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Date: January 3rd, 2026 5:15 PM Author: Swashbuckling ruby national liquid oxygen
“I myself had a man who frequently begged me to come over straight from a workout so he could gobble up my sweaty gym pussy.”
wtf doobs
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