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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
Olive startled hominid
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
motley cruise ship
  11/24/25
No
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  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
Olive startled hominid
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
primrose self-absorbed nowag legal warrant
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
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aromatic parlour
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
Floppy dun meetinghouse masturbator
  11/24/25
dot or feather
Olive startled hominid
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
Floppy dun meetinghouse masturbator
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
Olive startled hominid
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Floppy dun meetinghouse masturbator
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
appetizing shimmering university mediation
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
Olive startled hominid
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
appetizing shimmering university mediation
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
Olive startled hominid
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
appetizing shimmering university mediation
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
Awkward plaza
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
motley cruise ship
  11/24/25
yes
Deranged Internal Respiration Orchestra Pit
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
henna office
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
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180 Rebellious Codepig Gas Station
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
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  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
Olive startled hominid
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
kink-friendly aphrodisiac theater stage
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
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I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
Burgundy drunken prole therapy
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Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
godawful ruby nibblets parlor
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
motley cruise ship
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
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  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
ebony arousing home water buffalo
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
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glittery knife stage
  11/25/25
Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
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Olive startled hominid
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
emerald disturbing cuckoldry
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
henna office
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
massive stimulating toaster
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
emerald disturbing cuckoldry
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
Bossy pistol lay
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
emerald disturbing cuckoldry
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
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  11/25/25
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kink-friendly aphrodisiac theater stage
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
coral point
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
Sexy mewling partner
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
Galvanic smoky telephone newt
  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Olive startled hominid

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: motley cruise ship

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Cerebral mother personal credit line

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Olive startled hominid

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: primrose self-absorbed nowag legal warrant

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Cerebral mother personal credit line

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Floppy dun meetinghouse masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: aromatic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Floppy dun meetinghouse masturbator

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Olive startled hominid

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Floppy dun meetinghouse masturbator

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Olive startled hominid

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Floppy dun meetinghouse masturbator

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: appetizing shimmering university mediation

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Olive startled hominid

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: appetizing shimmering university mediation

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Olive startled hominid

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: appetizing shimmering university mediation

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Awkward plaza

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: motley cruise ship

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Deranged Internal Respiration Orchestra Pit

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: henna office

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Olive startled hominid

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: ebony arousing home water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: amethyst generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: 180 Rebellious Codepig Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: kink-friendly aphrodisiac theater stage

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Olive startled hominid

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: kink-friendly aphrodisiac theater stage

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Bipolar cracking forum

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Burgundy drunken prole therapy

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: godawful ruby nibblets parlor

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: motley cruise ship

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: sooty buck-toothed police squad milk

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: ebony arousing home water buffalo

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Red charismatic corner

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: glittery knife stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling wine deer antler

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: onyx beta stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Olive startled hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: emerald disturbing cuckoldry

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: henna office

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: massive stimulating toaster

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: emerald disturbing cuckoldry

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Bossy pistol lay

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: emerald disturbing cuckoldry

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Diverse multi-billionaire

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: kink-friendly aphrodisiac theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: coral point

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Sexy mewling partner

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Galvanic smoky telephone newt

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2/#49460651)