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My mixed son wanted Trader Joe's "Oreos"
| chilmata | 05/04/26 |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:23 AM Author: chilmata In our Trader Joe's they have a little stuffed animal named "Angel" and every morning someone with sleeves of tattoos, nose rings and/or ear gauges, will "hide" Angel somewhere in the store, coincidentally over some shitty selling product.
If you find Angel, you get a lollipop or stickers when you tell the cashier.
So today Angel was over the Trader Joe's Oreo-style cookies. My mixed son saw Angel, pointed him out and then said he wanted the cookies.
I looked at them. They were called "creme filled cookies" or some shit. It was a relatively small bag, some weird winter scene on the front of the bag, and what looked like oreos.
I said, "These look like Oreos, you want them?"
"Yeah, Oreos!" said my mixed son excitedly.
I look at the bag again more closely.
"I don't know, buddy, I'm not sure these are going to taste like Oreos."
A Trader Joe's employee was stocking the shelves next to me.
"They don't taste like Oreos," he said, "I was disappointed."
"See, toldya buddy, let's go."
I thanked the cool Trader Joe's bro for the heads up.
And that is the end of my mixed son Trader Joe's story. |
Date: May 4th, 2026 8:23 AM Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49863482) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:10 PM Author: chilmata (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49864215) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:10 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49864216) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:01 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49864336) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:15 PM Author: zegna-suit wifeguy my mixed son Trader Joe's story tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49864227) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:01 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49864333) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: 345 (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49872192) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:16 PM Author: covert schizoid chad incel slayer w hunter eyes Sounds like he's a bit of an "Oreo" himself haha amirite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49864231) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:01 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49864334) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:58 PM Author: chilmata (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49868222) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 8:43 AM Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49871666) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,. The term Oreo usually refers to a 100% black kid who acts white. Black on the outside white on the inside, not a light skinned curly haired commercial kid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49872428) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 8:14 PM Author: icanseemyneurons Wtf is he mixed with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49868249) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 4:04 AM Author: chilmata I'm mixed European with 1% Ethiopian and .1% or less of Jew. So basically 99% European.
My black wife is 70% African (mixed Western and eastern) and 30% European.
Rounding me up to 100% European, that leaves my mixed kids 65% European (white) and 35% African (black).
I'm really high so not sure if I did that math right but its something like that. |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 9:27 AM Author: covert schizoid chad incel slayer w hunter eyes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49871796) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49872188) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: 345 (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49872195) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49872382) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: Frutiger Aero tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49872539) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 7:21 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863447&forum_id=2/#49873184) |