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Entire extended family is pissed off about comment I jokingly made to cousin

Have a bunch of male cousins I'm pretty close with and a bun...
Garnet Idiot Multi-billionaire
  06/06/26
now I'm basically blacklisted from family events
angry theater
  06/06/26
you didn't say anything wrong, fren
Flesh Range Philosopher-king
  06/06/26
I thought it was pretty normal banter
Garnet Idiot Multi-billionaire
  06/06/26
when i worked in LOLfirm i had two chill drinking breh assoc...
Flesh Range Philosopher-king
  06/06/26
If they're not married what's the big deal?
transparent stimulating azn hell
  06/06/26
Cr I wouldn't have said that about her if she was his wife
Garnet Idiot Multi-billionaire
  06/06/26
Btw this gf of his got me to do "knife hits" or da...
Garnet Idiot Multi-billionaire
  06/06/26
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angry theater
  06/06/26
Extremely jafar coded poast
Mentally impaired shrine
  06/07/26
cr in that case we should all have sex with her one after an...
glittery wagecucks circlehead
  06/07/26
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Garnet Idiot Multi-billionaire
  06/07/26
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glittery wagecucks circlehead
  06/07/26
lol knife hits is an incredible reference here. 180
Cracking Up-to-no-good House Goyim
  06/07/26
this is more or less what you imagine goes on in the subcont...
rough-skinned business firm
  06/06/26
They’re right to be shocked. You’re a deprived p...
Vigorous water buffalo field
  06/06/26
Ljl at this longhouse BS it was Harmless locker room talk
Garnet Idiot Multi-billionaire
  06/06/26
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Mentally impaired shrine
  06/07/26
lol "locker room talk" is just one among myriad co...
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  06/07/26
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Garnet Idiot Multi-billionaire
  06/07/26
https://x.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/2063675962106016124?s=2...
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Date: June 6th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Garnet Idiot Multi-billionaire

Have a bunch of male cousins I'm pretty close with and a bunch of them came out for a guys trip. All married or divorced family men. We had a bonfire and were shooting the shit over a few beers and youngest zoomer cousin tells us sheepishly his gf is pregnant again. They just had a kid like 8 months ago. Everyone was congratulating him and he was saying how he just couldn't wait like the doctor said and I said "next time you should look into having a dribble baby" and he said "what's that?"

And I explained how it works, she'd get fully nude and all us guys would pump loads into her ass doggy style and some of the cum would drip down from her asshole into her pussy and fertilize the egg in her pussy.

Then we do a paternity test and see who the dad was. I was just joking around of course but everyone went silent. Then it got back to all the extended family (aunts, uncles, wives, etc.) that I said this and now I'm basically blacklisted from family events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49918656)



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Date: June 6th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: angry theater

now I'm basically blacklisted from family events

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49918724)



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Date: June 6th, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: Flesh Range Philosopher-king

you didn't say anything wrong, fren

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49918731)



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Date: June 6th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Garnet Idiot Multi-billionaire

I thought it was pretty normal banter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49918750)



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Date: June 6th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Flesh Range Philosopher-king

when i worked in LOLfirm i had two chill drinking breh associates, a chinaman and a birdshit, and we wld joke abt all sorts of stuff like cumming in one of the trannie lesbian partners ass and stuff. it was NBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49918755)



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Date: June 6th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: transparent stimulating azn hell

If they're not married what's the big deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49918758)



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Date: June 6th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: Garnet Idiot Multi-billionaire

Cr I wouldn't have said that about her if she was his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49918760)



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Date: June 6th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: Garnet Idiot Multi-billionaire

Btw this gf of his got me to do "knife hits" or dabs or some zoomer bs with a nail and a blow torch and then sat on my lap topless in front of him once so it's not like she is a vestal virgin idk why he gets to be self righteous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49918768)



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Date: June 6th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: angry theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49918772)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Mentally impaired shrine

Extremely jafar coded poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49920689)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: glittery wagecucks circlehead

cr in that case we should all have sex with her one after another

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49920699)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Garnet Idiot Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49920791)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: glittery wagecucks circlehead



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Date: June 7th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Cracking Up-to-no-good House Goyim

lol knife hits is an incredible reference here. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49920815)



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Date: June 6th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: rough-skinned business firm

this is more or less what you imagine goes on in the subcontinent when they're not defecating in public

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49918915)



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Date: June 6th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Vigorous water buffalo field

They’re right to be shocked. You’re a deprived pos. This is not a family joke, that’s a Xo (anonymous) type of joke. You’re an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49918919)



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Date: June 6th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Garnet Idiot Multi-billionaire

Ljl at this longhouse BS it was Harmless locker room talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49919030)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Mentally impaired shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49920666)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: glittery wagecucks circlehead

lol "locker room talk" is just one among myriad contributions he's made to the public discourse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49920700)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Garnet Idiot Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49920702)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: angry theater

https://x.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/2063675962106016124?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49920663)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Garnet Idiot Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49920670)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Cracking Up-to-no-good House Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871629&forum_id=2/#49920816)