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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: chartreuse sneaky criminal puppy It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Stirring twinkling uncleanness stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: sooty hominid therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Demanding Translucent Dingle Berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: mauve theater hissy fit did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: amber codepig "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Electric bossy stage useless brakes (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Histrionic Casino "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Supple coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Titillating mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Comical Mentally Impaired Chad (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: chartreuse sneaky criminal puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: house-broken contagious field who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: chartreuse sneaky criminal puppy Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: house-broken contagious field whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: chartreuse sneaky criminal puppy CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Poppy exciting half-breed 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: ultramarine wonderful stead macaca "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Dashing pale whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: aggressive frozen cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2/#49414142) |