Birdshits learn to sail, arrested by FBI for trying to invade Haiti
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Date: November 22nd, 2025 6:51 AM Author: indigo nowag hominid
https://www.justice.gov/usao-edtx/pr/north-texas-men-indicted-eastern-district-texas-international-murderkidnapping-scheme
PLANO, Texas – Two north Texas men have been charged in relation to a plot that included invading an island off Haiti, murdering the men on the island, and using the women and children as sex slaves, announced U.S. Attorney Jay R. Combs.
Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle were named in a two-count indictment returned by a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Texas charging them with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography.
Information presented in court indicates that between August 2024 and July 2025, Weisenburg and Thomas are alleged to have conspired to recruit and lead an unlawful expeditionary force to the Island of Gonave, which is part of the Republic of Haiti, for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies. Weisenburg and Thomas planned to purchase a sailboat, firearms, and ammunition, then recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d'etat. Weisenburg and Thomas intended to murder all of the men on the island so that they could then turn all of the women and children into their sex slaves.
Weisenburg and Thomas undertook numerous overt acts in furtherance of their invasion plan, including making operational and logistical plans, learning Haitian Creole language, recruiting others to join the invasion plan, and researching and enrolling in schools to acquire skills relevant to the invasion plan. Thomas even enlisted in the U.S. Air Force to acquire military skills relevant to the invasion plan.
Weisenburg and Thomas are also charged with production of child pornography in a related count in the indictment.
If convicted of the federal conspiracy to commit murder in a foreign country, Weisenburg and Thomas face up to life in federal prison. If convicted of the federal production of child pornography charges, both face at least 15 years and up to 30 years in federal prison.
This case is being investigated by the FBI, U.S. Air Force Office of Special Investigations, and Celina Police Department. The case is being prosecuted by Assistant U.S. Attorney Ryan Locker.
A grand jury indictment is not evidence of guilt. All defendants are presumed innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.
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Date: November 22nd, 2025 7:41 AM Author: Laughsome Weed Whacker
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If convicted of the federal conspiracy to commit murder in a foreign country, Weisenburg and Thomas face up to life in federal prison.
what a couple of retards, but “conspiracy” and life in jail for dumb internet chatter seems really harsh
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Date: November 22nd, 2025 8:15 AM Author: Startled Cerebral Community Account
traveled to Thailand to take sailing lessons
wonder if it was same school as mine
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Date: November 22nd, 2025 8:16 AM Author: Startled Cerebral Community Account
birdshits are sickos, imagine if a turdeep did this?
and wtf wld birdshits want to rape nigga ladies, its lolzy, when i went to africa they'd be birdshit sexpats there, sick shit
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Date: November 22nd, 2025 1:18 PM Author: henna gay wizard
That conspiracy charge seems like BS when Haiti is essentially a failed state. It's illegal to go there and try and restore law and order?
A skilled lawyer could probably help them out quite a bit on that count... but then they'd still be pretty fucked with the CP charge
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Date: November 22nd, 2025 4:24 PM Author: abnormal stubborn useless brakes cuck
" ... then recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d'etat."
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sounds like they really thought it through.
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