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$TSLA seems like a giant Ponzi scheme targeted at senile boomers

"Elon is so smart" said the 79 year old boomer fro...
Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo
  01/23/26
Full autonomous self driving any day now! For reals this ti...
violet bespoke prole
  01/23/26
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Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo
  01/23/26
...
smoky home trump supporter
  01/23/26
On an unrelated note - I had to remove “for real this ...
Hyperactive cobalt space quadroon
  04/24/26
To be fair, CR, just like BTC. IMO you were totally r...
dashing cyan native
  01/23/26
BTC didn't do shit last year while the market boomed.
violet bespoke prole
  01/23/26
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Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo
  01/23/26
I'm not Karen, many more people than Karen think TSLA is a s...
Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo
  01/23/26
you could do one of those bell curve graphics about tesla wh...
Copper business firm police squad
  01/23/26
Tesla is not a robotics company, it's a stock investment com...
Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo
  01/26/26
is that right?
Copper business firm police squad
  01/26/26
To be fair, Many people are saying that! (Oddly, almos...
dashing cyan native
  01/27/26
pretty sure several billionaire investors are currently shor...
Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo
  01/27/26
To be fair, Fair point, Jim Chanos totally agrees with yo...
dashing cyan native
  01/27/26
who is gonna read your novel-length poasts? all I hear from...
Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo
  01/27/26
To be fair, Damn yeah sorry what a long poast, jeez! Also...
dashing cyan native
  01/27/26
something something jewish
Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo
  01/27/26
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smoky home trump supporter
  01/23/26
i have hundreds of thousands of fiat dollars in TSLA, shitli...
Copper business firm police squad
  01/23/26
you should store them in something other than a TSLA, they a...
Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo
  01/23/26
...
Painfully honest haunting menage mad-dog skullcap
  01/23/26
to be fair it's also targeted at TBF
Gold stirring bawdyhouse
  04/08/26
...
Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo
  04/24/26
Update?
aphrodisiac hideous stock car site
  04/23/26
still a Ponzi
Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo
  04/24/26
I am wondering how long this can last. No Tesla stock owners...
Ruby Resort Volcanic Crater
  04/24/26
yes, if you catch wind of the most innovative man in the wor...
Pearl Vigorous Location Goal In Life
  04/24/26
It almost doesn't matter that the underlying company is shit...
Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo
  04/25/26
sounds like i shld buy tesla
adventurous stain tank
  04/25/26


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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo

"Elon is so smart" said the 79 year old boomer from his nursing home, life savings invested in TSLA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49611178)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: violet bespoke prole

Full autonomous self driving any day now! For reals this time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49611191)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49611273)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: smoky home trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49611289)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Hyperactive cobalt space quadroon

On an unrelated note - I had to remove “for real this time” from a board deck that went out today and I was irate as all fuck that anyone could be stupid enough to stick that language into discoverable materials that will be in every capital markets data vault we build for the next three years. I was so mad I called my COO and basically yelled at the fucker in a passive aggressive BETA kind of way only a lawyer can get away with. The joy of seniority and being un-fireable….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49841129)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: dashing cyan native

To be fair,

CR, just like BTC.

IMO you were totally right this whole time about both of them, Karen -- both of these total scams are going to zero any day now, trust me I know these things. (Just wait two weeks!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49611197)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: violet bespoke prole

BTC didn't do shit last year while the market boomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49611264)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49611277)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo

I'm not Karen, many more people than Karen think TSLA is a scam. are you a senile boomer as well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49611275)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Copper business firm police squad

you could do one of those bell curve graphics about tesla where the left side is mentally retarded boomers who think his electric cars are great, reddit midwits in the middle going "akkkkkshually, DOGE ruined the company, which wasn't all that profitable to begin with" and 145 iq bros on the right who know that tesla is a robotics company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49611291)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo

Tesla is not a robotics company, it's a stock investment company based on moving future targets that never materialize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49620320)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Copper business firm police squad

is that right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49620336)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: dashing cyan native

To be fair,

Many people are saying that!

(Oddly, almost none of them are actually putting their money where their mouth is and shorting TSLA, though. Odd case.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49622697)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo

pretty sure several billionaire investors are currently shorting TSLA. hth (((TBF)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49622698)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:49 AM
Author: dashing cyan native

To be fair,

Fair point, Jim Chanos totally agrees with you although I think his shorts on TSLA have now technically made him a *former* billionaire: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Chanos?utm_source=chatgpt.com#Tesla_Inc.

So you are shorting TSLA? Hey, I respect you for putting your money where your mouth is, at least -- so how much do you have riding on it?

"Hey Grok, historically speaking, has shorting TSLA been a smart financial play for most short sellers considered in the aggregate?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49622709)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo

who is gonna read your novel-length poasts? all I hear from you is "wahhh wahhh I'm jewish"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49622715)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:55 AM
Author: dashing cyan native

To be fair,

Damn yeah sorry what a long poast, jeez! Also I think you forgot to mention how much you actually have riding on TSLA shorts, amigo. ;)

lol @ kikes the fact that even you "people" have been reduced to trying to weaponize antisemitism on the internet is literally the biggest W imaginable... get ready for the ovens, Ari!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49622718)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:00 AM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo

something something jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49622722)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: smoky home trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49611283)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Copper business firm police squad

i have hundreds of thousands of fiat dollars in TSLA, shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49611285)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo

you should store them in something other than a TSLA, they are prone to burning on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49611288)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Painfully honest haunting menage mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49611303)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Gold stirring bawdyhouse

to be fair it's also targeted at TBF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49805588)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49841120)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 9:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hideous stock car site

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49838755)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo

still a Ponzi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49841119)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Ruby Resort Volcanic Crater

I am wondering how long this can last. No Tesla stock owners seemingly ever wake up and realize it’s a shit stock they need to sell. Is it going to require retarded boomers like Cathie Wood to die off in mass before it declines? Elon overdosing on something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49841147)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Pearl Vigorous Location Goal In Life

yes, if you catch wind of the most innovative man in the world suddenly dying, let me know - then i will short



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49841203)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Crusty swashbuckling organic girlfriend ceo

It almost doesn't matter that the underlying company is shit at this point. If enough people are just too lazy/stupid to sell then it can just go up forever based on absolutely no evidence of corporate success.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49841801)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: adventurous stain tank

sounds like i shld buy tesla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825421&forum_id=2/#49841811)