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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
Citrine lodge
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Dark massive half-breed
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
Citrine lodge
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
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Different poaster.
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  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Obsidian Vivacious Private Investor Ladyboy
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
Citrine lodge
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
Offensive irradiated hall
  12/23/25
180
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  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
gaped garrison
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
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logical tbh
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Not logical, smart. Very smart.
Citrine lodge
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Adventurous gas station
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
Citrine lodge
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
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nofapping partner police squad
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
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Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
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No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
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lime maniacal regret
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
red greedy casino dysfunction
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
wonderful associate
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Talented tanning salon death wish
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
Citrine lodge
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Adulterous sable orchestra pit
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Talented tanning salon death wish
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
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  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
Adulterous sable orchestra pit
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
Citrine lodge
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Adulterous sable orchestra pit
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Talented tanning salon death wish
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
Citrine lodge
  12/25/25
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Ruddy Community Account Center
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
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  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
fear-inspiring sex offender
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
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  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
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  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Drab boiling water fanboi
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
Citrine lodge
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
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  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
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  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
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  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
Citrine lodge
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
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  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
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Citrine lodge
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
Adulterous sable orchestra pit
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
Citrine lodge
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
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  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Citrine lodge

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Dark massive half-breed

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Citrine lodge

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Violent bbw

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Citrine lodge

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: nudist state mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Passionate hateful dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Offensive irradiated hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: House-broken Appetizing Pisswyrm Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: turquoise self-centered pit antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: stimulating black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Violent bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Abnormal Shivering Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: gold harsh institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Citrine lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: fear-inspiring sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: nofapping partner police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Obsidian Vivacious Private Investor Ladyboy

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Citrine lodge

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Offensive irradiated hall

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: hot address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: gaped garrison

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Citrine lodge

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: cracking bisexual nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: orchid vibrant mental disorder coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Chocolate genital piercing

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Citrine lodge

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Adventurous gas station

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Citrine lodge

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Adventurous gas station

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Fragrant puce gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: nofapping partner police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: glittery hyperventilating dilemma

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: lime maniacal regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Citrine lodge

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: lime maniacal regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Mind-boggling athletic conference nibblets

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: lime maniacal regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: red greedy casino dysfunction

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: wonderful associate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Talented tanning salon death wish

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Citrine lodge

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Adulterous sable orchestra pit

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Talented tanning salon death wish

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Citrine lodge

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: House-broken Appetizing Pisswyrm Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Adulterous sable orchestra pit

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Citrine lodge

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Adulterous sable orchestra pit

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Talented tanning salon death wish

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Citrine lodge

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Ruddy Community Account Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: House-broken Appetizing Pisswyrm Location

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: fear-inspiring sex offender

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Geriatric blue public bath chad

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Odious persian

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Drab boiling water fanboi

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Citrine lodge

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Drab boiling water fanboi

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Citrine lodge

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: shimmering know-it-all set wagecucks

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Citrine lodge

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Adulterous sable orchestra pit

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Lascivious stage

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: turquoise self-centered pit antidepressant drug

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: sadistic trump supporter

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Citrine lodge

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Adulterous sable orchestra pit

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Citrine lodge

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Adulterous sable orchestra pit

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2/#49539118)