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Took over a small country
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What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
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attended an Episcopal church
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I took a dump at Port Authority.
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I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
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owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
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i've exorcised 3+ demons
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
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I smoked crack with him.
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
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amber locus milk
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light jet-lagged pisswyrm
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Link to said novel?
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Where did you go,bro?
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Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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We talking a full degree or community college
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
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Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
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We’re butt brothers, brother.
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180 I thought you just sucked on it
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Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
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180
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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
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180!
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flew a P-51.
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i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
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played golf with Trump
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is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
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grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
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Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
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Fucked Alicia Silverstone
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
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as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
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not me
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
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excited?
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Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
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You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
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how'd you get away
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
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done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Diverse claret institution

saved lives

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gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
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I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Avocado magical multi-billionaire friendly grandma

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Supple dilemma

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: apoplectic mad cow disease church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: translucent razzle ladyboy native

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Fragrant potus school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: aqua idiotic area stock car

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Sick Flushed Sex Offender Box Office

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Fragrant potus school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: aromatic adulterous center volcanic crater

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Diverse claret institution

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: translucent razzle ladyboy native

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Insanely creepy maroon corn cake parlor

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: boyish jap therapy

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser sooty roommate

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Charismatic Coldplay Fan

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: aqua idiotic area stock car

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Charismatic Coldplay Fan

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: aqua idiotic area stock car

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Charismatic Coldplay Fan

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: bateful trust fund

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: aqua idiotic area stock car

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Sick Flushed Sex Offender Box Office

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: translucent razzle ladyboy native

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Fighting blue foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Buff Generalized Bond Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: galvanic public bath

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: chartreuse heady regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: light jet-lagged pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: Appetizing hairless hospital hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: cracking flesh resort feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Duck-like Titillating Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: apoplectic mad cow disease church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Supple dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Charismatic Coldplay Fan

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: thriller buck-toothed station travel guidebook

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: excitant bespoke filthpig

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Sexy crystalline senate gay wizard

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Harsh Wine Market Legal Warrant

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Sexy crystalline senate gay wizard

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Harsh Wine Market Legal Warrant

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: excitant bespoke filthpig

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Mustard mischievous hairy legs

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: aqua idiotic area stock car

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Buff Generalized Bond Space

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Confused brilliant selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: translucent razzle ladyboy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: aqua idiotic area stock car

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: boyish jap therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Charismatic Coldplay Fan

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Appetizing hairless hospital hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: Mauve misunderstood meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Confused brilliant selfie

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: shimmering filthy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Pungent office mood

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Sepia menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Violent ticket booth juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: aqua idiotic area stock car

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: aqua idiotic area stock car

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Appetizing hairless hospital hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: primrose tattoo

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: galvanic public bath

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Sick Flushed Sex Offender Box Office

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: galvanic public bath

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Narrow-minded beady-eyed whorehouse

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: galvanic public bath

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Dull provocative heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: nighttime exciting property

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: chartreuse heady regret

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Charismatic Coldplay Fan

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: copper vibrant internal respiration

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Mustard mischievous hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Alcoholic geriatric reading party factory reset button

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: boyish jap therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Appetizing hairless hospital hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: Khaki angry range famous landscape painting

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Talented dead police squad

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: cordovan state

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Talented dead police squad

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: know-it-all purple cuckold orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: boyish jap therapy

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Orange laughsome stage

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Supple dilemma

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: blathering adventurous electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: carnelian contagious brunch

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Alcoholic geriatric reading party factory reset button

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Sick Flushed Sex Offender Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: light jet-lagged pisswyrm

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Mustard mischievous hairy legs

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: light jet-lagged pisswyrm

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: amber locus milk

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: light jet-lagged pisswyrm

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: amber locus milk

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: light jet-lagged pisswyrm

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: amber locus milk

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: light jet-lagged pisswyrm

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: amber locus milk

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: light jet-lagged pisswyrm

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: amber locus milk

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: cobalt startled rehab background story

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: amber locus milk

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: light jet-lagged pisswyrm

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: amber locus milk

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Cyan Party Of The First Part New Version

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Fragrant potus school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: exhilarant wild skinny woman

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: light jet-lagged pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: cracking flesh resort feces

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: exhilarant wild skinny woman

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Irradiated corner striped hyena

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: exhilarant wild skinny woman

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: nighttime exciting property

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: exhilarant wild skinny woman

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Slippery vivacious university death wish

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: yapping address

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: exhilarant wild skinny woman

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: yapping address

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: exhilarant wild skinny woman

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Irradiated corner striped hyena

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: out-of-control weed whacker lay

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Tantric theater

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Confused brilliant selfie

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Talented dead police squad

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Tantric theater

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: out-of-control weed whacker lay

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Talented dead police squad

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: out-of-control weed whacker lay

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: cracking flesh resort feces

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Sepia menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Startling motley chapel

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Sepia menage

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: cobalt startled rehab background story

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: cracking flesh resort feces

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: cordovan state

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: cordovan state

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Umber codepig

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: cordovan state

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Sick Flushed Sex Offender Box Office

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: yapping address

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored theatre

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: coral plaza water buffalo

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: out-of-control weed whacker lay

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: yapping address

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Umber codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: out-of-control weed whacker lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: nighttime exciting property

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: mildly autistic home pocket flask

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: pearly faggotry

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Fighting blue foreskin

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: High-end Degenerate

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: High-end Degenerate

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: High-end Degenerate

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: chartreuse heady regret

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Violent ticket booth juggernaut

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: High-end Degenerate

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: chartreuse heady regret

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: High-end Degenerate

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: High-end Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: marvelous mexican rigor

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: chartreuse heady regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Irradiated corner striped hyena

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: cordovan state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: 180 demanding digit ratio crackhouse

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: know-it-all purple cuckold orchestra pit

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Big Talking Keepsake Machete

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Sepia menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Big Talking Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Sepia menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Impressive hot queen of the night affirmative action

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Big Talking Keepsake Machete

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Sepia menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Odious circlehead

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: Free-loading Indigo Depressive Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Jet Bbw Nursing Home

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle puppy theater stage

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Carmine bipolar location halford

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: chartreuse heady regret

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: cracking flesh resort feces

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: chartreuse heady regret

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: marvelous mexican rigor

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: chartreuse heady regret

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: marvelous mexican rigor

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: chartreuse heady regret

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: marvelous mexican rigor

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: chartreuse heady regret

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Sick Flushed Sex Offender Box Office

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: yapping address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Sienna Stimulating Base Double Fault

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: apoplectic mad cow disease church

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Sienna Stimulating Base Double Fault

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Sienna Stimulating Base Double Fault

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Diverse claret institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: cracking flesh resort feces

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Sienna Stimulating Base Double Fault

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: cracking flesh resort feces

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Diverse claret institution

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Sienna Stimulating Base Double Fault

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Diverse claret institution

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: cracking flesh resort feces

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: apoplectic mad cow disease church

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Sepia menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: nighttime exciting property

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Maniacal genital piercing indian lodge

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: boyish jap therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: razzmatazz turdskin clown

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy community account cumskin

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: aromatic adulterous center volcanic crater

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Naked Alpha Forum

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Sepia menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Useless Topaz Shrine

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Mustard mischievous hairy legs

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Judgmental brethren set

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Judgmental brethren set

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: slate swashbuckling private investor hell

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Confused brilliant selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ( ''.'') (ballrooms-r-us)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: SickoMode

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: oomox

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49849598)