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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
concupiscible useless potus garrison
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Amber theater stage
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
concupiscible useless potus garrison
  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Arousing Azure Crotch Fortuitous Meteor
  11/11/25
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mischievous yellow kitty
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
Chest-beating fiercely-loyal regret mood
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
fuchsia hairraiser office
  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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  11/11/25
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vengeful karate private investor
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: concupiscible useless potus garrison

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Amber theater stage

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: concupiscible useless potus garrison

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Amber theater stage

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: twinkling wonderful ticket booth



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Honey-headed nursing home

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: comical nudist house generalized bond

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: concupiscible useless potus garrison

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: comical nudist house generalized bond

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Contagious gaming laptop roommate

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring pale mexican



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: ebony feces

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: concupiscible useless potus garrison

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: rusted casino dysfunction



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Arousing Azure Crotch Fortuitous Meteor

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: mischievous yellow kitty

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: concupiscible useless potus garrison

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: mischievous yellow kitty

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Arousing Azure Crotch Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser office

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: concupiscible useless potus garrison

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Chest-beating fiercely-loyal regret mood

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser office

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: yapping pungent rigor deer antler

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: concupiscible useless potus garrison

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Maroon alpha menage

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed cobalt business firm



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: violet set idiot

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: henna hyperventilating stage corn cake

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: yapping pungent rigor deer antler



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: stirring hospital travel guidebook



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: vengeful karate private investor



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: vigorous iridescent location coffee pot

sprinted here

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed cobalt business firm



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz erotic library

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: concupiscible useless potus garrison

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: vengeful karate private investor

tp

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Insane Light Box Office

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Stimulating sexy church building

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: concupiscible useless potus garrison

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: topaz 180 newt

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: concupiscible useless potus garrison



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: orange parlour knife

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: concupiscible useless potus garrison



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed cobalt business firm



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: stirring hospital travel guidebook

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring pale mexican



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: brilliant lodge



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Amber theater stage



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: rusted casino dysfunction



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Insane Light Box Office



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: well-lubricated friendly grandma rigpig



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Electric Cruel-hearted Pit Antidepressant Drug

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: concupiscible useless potus garrison

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Brindle metal skinny woman forum

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: twinkling wonderful ticket booth

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49424851)