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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Transparent heaven selfie
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
rough-skinned crackhouse digit ratio
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Provocative nursing home
  12/12/25
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garnet talking love of her life
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
floppy ungodly round eye
  12/12/25
easy
greedy free-loading business firm pistol
  12/12/25
lol ok man
garnet talking love of her life
  12/12/25
...
Fragrant Mauve Internal Respiration
  12/12/25
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slippery sexy menage
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
bat-shit-crazy chrome whorehouse depressive
  12/12/25
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Painfully Honest Territorial Temple Ceo
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
heady theatre
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Vivacious aggressive degenerate
  12/12/25
...
rough-skinned crackhouse digit ratio
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Transparent heaven selfie
  12/12/25
...
aphrodisiac turquoise pervert legal warrant
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
marvelous opaque volcanic crater senate
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
beta burgundy den
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
bat-shit-crazy chrome whorehouse depressive
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Claret area hunting ground
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Cordovan wonderful dopamine point
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
bat-shit-crazy chrome whorehouse depressive
  12/12/25
tp.
Claret area hunting ground
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
kink-friendly circlehead
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Cordovan wonderful dopamine point
  12/12/25
who is that
kink-friendly circlehead
  12/12/25
...
Fragrant Mauve Internal Respiration
  12/12/25
...
Fragrant Mauve Internal Respiration
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Hideous spot
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Razzle chocolate principal's office
  12/12/25
cr
garnet talking love of her life
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
floppy ungodly round eye
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Dull set
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Provocative nursing home
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Dull set
  12/12/25
...
garnet talking love of her life
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Fighting hall fat ankles
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
apoplectic messiness pisswyrm
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
at-the-ready well-lubricated partner immigrant
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Transparent heaven selfie

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: rough-skinned crackhouse digit ratio

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: garnet talking love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: floppy ungodly round eye

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: greedy free-loading business firm pistol

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: garnet talking love of her life

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Fragrant Mauve Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: slippery sexy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chrome whorehouse depressive

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Territorial Temple Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: heady theatre

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Vivacious aggressive degenerate

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: rough-skinned crackhouse digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Transparent heaven selfie

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac turquoise pervert legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: marvelous opaque volcanic crater senate

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: beta burgundy den

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chrome whorehouse depressive

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Claret area hunting ground

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Cordovan wonderful dopamine point

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chrome whorehouse depressive

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Claret area hunting ground

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: kink-friendly circlehead

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Cordovan wonderful dopamine point

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: kink-friendly circlehead

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Fragrant Mauve Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Fragrant Mauve Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Hideous spot

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Razzle chocolate principal's office

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: garnet talking love of her life

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: floppy ungodly round eye

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Dull set

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Dull set

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: garnet talking love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Fighting hall fat ankles

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: apoplectic messiness pisswyrm

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: at-the-ready well-lubricated partner immigrant

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2/#49506164)